The Saja Saga Boys

RP account for the Boys of the Saja Saga by @sajasagawriter Minors proceed with caution or DNI

[sajasagaboys]

@jsajastudio : Okay, Saja Boys. This is our first blog—let's try to keep it professional.

@bichinaneungames : It's fucking Tumblr... How professional do you really think it's gonna be?

@rocosmetics : Do you think anyone here wants beauty tips or can offer me some?

@mysterreads : I don't know why we're doing this. If you need me, I'll be on the couch with my book.

@abbykes : If you need me, don't. I'll be out riding.

[sajasagaboys]

WHO did it???!!!!! WHO...STOLE...MY FRIES????!!!!!!!

I waited hours at work to finally leave for those babies, ordered the large, and now they're gone! I WANT THEM BACK!!!!!

WHO stole them?! WHERE ARE MY FRIES???!!!😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

Leftover fries are gross.

Yeah, once they're not hot anymore, they're basically ruined.

Most of them don't reheat well either.

Why would we steal someone else's fries? We can afford our own fries.

Oh? But you can't afford your own hoodies??

That's different.

If anyone stole anyone's food here, it was probably Jinu's tiger. Or the bird.

Don't blame my children for your misconduct!

[sajasagaboys]

Who's usually the designated driver on your road trips?

Jinu and Ro usually take turns. I control the radio and pass out snacks.

Myst has offered, but he won't tie his hair back, so Ro won't let him drive.

I can see perfectly fine. I don't know what the big deal is.

Absolutely not. Either pin your hair out of your eyes or you're not touching a steering wheel.

Abby gets carsick, so he's usually heavily medicated and sleeping in the back seat.

I don't know how any of you can handle being in a car.

Dude, you ride a motorcycle.

That's different! I have control of everything when I ride my bike. The inside of a car throws everything off and nauseates me.

He snores like a bear when he's medicated like that.

I think it's cute, especially when he wakes up and his hair is all disheveled and his cheeks are red.

It's not cute!

It's pretty cute.

Agreed.

I also agree.

I hate all of you.

[sajasagaboys]

Do you guys have to brush and floss your fangs? Just curious.

We don't HAVE to.

UMMM?? YES, YOU DO!

We don't even eat human food...

Yes, you do! Don't think I don't notice my snacks going missing. I know it's you and Baby in the middle of the night, raiding the kitchen cabinets like filthy little rats. And I know Baby has been sneaking into my room when I'm sleeping and taking shit out of my mini fridge too!

And even when you don't, that doesn't mean your breath doesn't smell!

The short answer is "yes." Being demons doesn't exclude us from dental hygiene.

Especially when Ro is around.

DID YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH THIS MORNING?

YES, MOM!

[ibreathestories]

You guys are funny. I love seeing your different answers to these questions!

Don't eat human food? What do you call hot sauce? And soda pop?

[sajasagaboys]

I don't think hot sauce counts as "food."

I don't think soda pop is technically food either.

The point is that we don't need it, and we don't consume it very often because we don't need it.

We're demons! It's not like we'll get cavities or anything.

You still need to brush and floss. You eat too much candy, and I don't want to smell your nasty demon breath, especially in the morning.

You mean Abby's? 😒 That's the bed you're usually in.

You jealous?

My bed is literally big enough for all of you.

[sajasagaboys]

Do you guys have to brush and floss your fangs? Just curious.

We don't HAVE to.

UMMM?? YES, YOU DO!

We don't even eat human food...

Yes, you do! Don't think I don't notice my snacks going missing. I know it's you and Baby in the middle of the night, raiding the kitchen cabinets like filthy little rats. And I know Baby has been sneaking into my room when I'm sleeping and taking shit out of my mini fridge too!

And even when you don't, that doesn't mean your breath doesn't smell!

The short answer is "yes." Being demons doesn't exclude us from dental hygiene.

Especially when Ro is around.

DID YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH THIS MORNING?

YES, MOM!

[omegaling17]

Huntrix: “I wonder what those evil, dastardly Saja Boy demons are up to tonight.”

The Saja Boys probably:

[ibreathestories]

Boys being boys apparently!

[rocosmetics]

This is part of why they're not allowed to go out drinking unsupervised anymore

[ibreathestories]

Some people do that even if they're supervised!

[sajasagaboys]

We don't even get into that much trouble!

Baby... You all got arrested. All of you. I had to get out of bed at 2am and go pick you all up from the police station.

He literally has our mug shots hanging on his bedroom wall.

I'm pretty sure I died that night. I don't remember anything.

You got tased in the neck by the cops after you punched Baby in the eye.

It was the best night of my life. I can't believe I got to witness that. It was incredible. The black eye was worth it.

You know you're all just proving my point. 😒

[ibreathestories]

Boys, can't you practice these stunts in your own yard? Baby-I said YOUR yard, NOT the neighbors' yards! Must have been high on pure dopamine.

Romance, next time just leave them in jail all night and come get them after you've eaten breakfast. Unless...the police couldn't handle them for that long-poor guys!

Well, this will be a story to tell your future children someday, that's for sure! Romance, better stock up on ice packs!

[sajasagaboys]

We live in an apartment—we don't have a yard.

From now on, I'm putting my phone on Do Not Disturb after 10pm. A night in a jail cell might teach you all a lesson.

Future children? I pray none of you have any kids.

I'm great with kids. Baby is proof of that.

I will fucking bite you.

We don't need a tiny Abby running around our feet.

You're sorely mistaken if you think I'll let any of our children turn out like Abby.

You guys are rude.

You're all children. No one better be having any kids.

[ibreathestories]

Relax, guys. Abbster won't find a partner to have kids with if he's always flirting with himself!

[sajasagaboys]

Abby. Not Abbster. And I'm usually flirting with Ro.

If you think I have any plans of becoming pregnant, you are going to be very disappointed.

We'll see about that. 😏

Ew! Go make kids in private!

No one is having kids!

But if Abby and Ro have kids together then we get to be the cool uncles.

No one here thinks you're cool.

What?!

I think you're cool.

Thank you, Myst. At least someone here loves me.

I'm not having kids with you though.

[ibreathestories]

Yes, flirting with Ro. When you're not flirting with yourself in the mirror.

[sajasagaboys]

Why would I flirt with myself when I live with 4 other people that I could fluster?

I have never been flustered.

Don't even think about it!

Why? Because you can't handle the spice? 😏

Be for real. You're in love with Ro—you barely flirt with anyone else anymore.

You jealous?

Maybe a little.

There's enough of me to go around.

[ibreathestories]

You talk too much.

[sajasagaboys]

?? I'm literally just responding to you, and you're saying "gross" and basically accusing me of being a narcissist? I don't even like showing off my body.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure 90% of his wardrobe is sweatpants and oversized hoodies.

If he's showing off his body it's because he's at home with us and he feels comfortable doing it.

I don't even have 90% of my wardrobe because you all steal my hoodies. 😑

Don't leave them lying around if you don't want other people to wear them. 🤷🏻‍♂️ not our fault they're comfy af.

Let's not forget that Gwi-ma uses our biggest insecurities against us, and be more mindful of what we say to / about each other. 🫰🏼

[ibreathestories]

I'm Sorry, Abby. Really. That was harsh.

Wow! I didn't know that! You know, you sound a lot like Rumi from Huntrix. When she isn't performing, or doing photoshoots or interviews, she dresses that way too! Maybe you should have a talk with her.

I'll just stop talking for tonight. And again, I'm sorry, Abby. Ugh! I said I'd stop talking!

[sajasagaboys]

Rumi does it to cover her patterns, which makes them worse. I just don't like the constant objectification of my body. I might be a demon, but I'm still a person. I'll play the part as a Saja Boy, but outside of idol work, I'm more comfortable covering up.

He wears his hoodies to the gym too. I don't know how he doesn't sweat to death.

Well, not being able to die probably helps.

I wear significantly less hoodies nowadays because you won't give them back.

I told you, don't leave them lying around if you don't want me to take them.

Baby, you literally took like three of them out of the dryer when he was doing laundry last week.

WHAT?!

I like them when they're warm!

Why take a warm one out of the dryer when you could just cuddle with him? He runs like 1000°.

And then he gets too hot and takes his hoodie off, so it's warm and it smells like him. The perfect time to nab one.

You're all horrible. I'm going to start revoking cuddle privileges and sending you all invoices for missing hoodies.

[omegaling17]

Huntrix: “I wonder what those evil, dastardly Saja Boy demons are up to tonight.”

The Saja Boys probably:

[ibreathestories]

Boys being boys apparently!

[rocosmetics]

This is part of why they're not allowed to go out drinking unsupervised anymore

[ibreathestories]

Some people do that even if they're supervised!

[sajasagaboys]

We don't even get into that much trouble!

Baby... You all got arrested. All of you. I had to get out of bed at 2am and go pick you all up from the police station.

He literally has our mug shots hanging on his bedroom wall.

I'm pretty sure I died that night. I don't remember anything.

You got tased in the neck by the cops after you punched Baby in the eye.

It was the best night of my life. I can't believe I got to witness that. It was incredible. The black eye was worth it.

You know you're all just proving my point. 😒

[ibreathestories]

Boys, can't you practice these stunts in your own yard? Baby-I said YOUR yard, NOT the neighbors' yards! Must have been high on pure dopamine.

Romance, next time just leave them in jail all night and come get them after you've eaten breakfast. Unless...the police couldn't handle them for that long-poor guys!

Well, this will be a story to tell your future children someday, that's for sure! Romance, better stock up on ice packs!

[sajasagaboys]

We live in an apartment—we don't have a yard.

From now on, I'm putting my phone on Do Not Disturb after 10pm. A night in a jail cell might teach you all a lesson.

Future children? I pray none of you have any kids.

I'm great with kids. Baby is proof of that.

I will fucking bite you.

We don't need a tiny Abby running around our feet.

You're sorely mistaken if you think I'll let any of our children turn out like Abby.

You guys are rude.

You're all children. No one better be having any kids.

[ibreathestories]

Relax, guys. Abbster won't find a partner to have kids with if he's always flirting with himself!

[sajasagaboys]

Abby. Not Abbster. And I'm usually flirting with Ro.

If you think I have any plans of becoming pregnant, you are going to be very disappointed.

We'll see about that. 😏

Ew! Go make kids in private!

No one is having kids!

But if Abby and Ro have kids together then we get to be the cool uncles.

No one here thinks you're cool.

What?!

I think you're cool.

Thank you, Myst. At least someone here loves me.

I'm not having kids with you though.

[ibreathestories]

Yes, flirting with Ro. When you're not flirting with yourself in the mirror.

[sajasagaboys]

Why would I flirt with myself when I live with 4 other people that I could fluster?

I have never been flustered.

Don't even think about it!

Why? Because you can't handle the spice? 😏

Be for real. You're in love with Ro—you barely flirt with anyone else anymore.

You jealous?

Maybe a little.

There's enough of me to go around.

[ibreathestories]

You talk too much.

[sajasagaboys]

?? I'm literally just responding to you, and you're saying "gross" and basically accusing me of being a narcissist? I don't even like showing off my body.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure 90% of his wardrobe is sweatpants and oversized hoodies.

If he's showing off his body it's because he's at home with us and he feels comfortable doing it.

I don't even have 90% of my wardrobe because you all steal my hoodies. 😑

Don't leave them lying around if you don't want other people to wear them. 🤷🏻‍♂️ not our fault they're comfy af.

Let's not forget that Gwi-ma uses our biggest insecurities against us, and be more mindful of what we say to / about each other. 🫰🏼

[omegaling17]

Huntrix: “I wonder what those evil, dastardly Saja Boy demons are up to tonight.”

The Saja Boys probably:

[ibreathestories]

Boys being boys apparently!

[rocosmetics]

This is part of why they're not allowed to go out drinking unsupervised anymore

[ibreathestories]

Some people do that even if they're supervised!

[sajasagaboys]

We don't even get into that much trouble!

Baby... You all got arrested. All of you. I had to get out of bed at 2am and go pick you all up from the police station.

He literally has our mug shots hanging on his bedroom wall.

I'm pretty sure I died that night. I don't remember anything.

You got tased in the neck by the cops after you punched Baby in the eye.

It was the best night of my life. I can't believe I got to witness that. It was incredible. The black eye was worth it.

You know you're all just proving my point. 😒

[ibreathestories]

Boys, can't you practice these stunts in your own yard? Baby-I said YOUR yard, NOT the neighbors' yards! Must have been high on pure dopamine.

Romance, next time just leave them in jail all night and come get them after you've eaten breakfast. Unless...the police couldn't handle them for that long-poor guys!

Well, this will be a story to tell your future children someday, that's for sure! Romance, better stock up on ice packs!

[sajasagaboys]

We live in an apartment—we don't have a yard.

From now on, I'm putting my phone on Do Not Disturb after 10pm. A night in a jail cell might teach you all a lesson.

Future children? I pray none of you have any kids.

I'm great with kids. Baby is proof of that.

I will fucking bite you.

We don't need a tiny Abby running around our feet.

You're sorely mistaken if you think I'll let any of our children turn out like Abby.

You guys are rude.

You're all children. No one better be having any kids.

[ibreathestories]

Relax, guys. Abbster won't find a partner to have kids with if he's always flirting with himself!

[sajasagaboys]

Abby. Not Abbster. And I'm usually flirting with Ro.

If you think I have any plans of becoming pregnant, you are going to be very disappointed.

We'll see about that. 😏

Ew! Go make kids in private!

No one is having kids!

But if Abby and Ro have kids together then we get to be the cool uncles.

No one here thinks you're cool.

What?!

I think you're cool.

Thank you, Myst. At least someone here loves me.

I'm not having kids with you though.

[ibreathestories]

Yes, flirting with Ro. When you're not flirting with yourself in the mirror.

[sajasagaboys]

Why would I flirt with myself when I live with 4 other people that I could fluster?

I have never been flustered.

Don't even think about it!

Why? Because you can't handle the spice? 😏

Be for real. You're in love with Ro—you barely flirt with anyone else anymore.

You jealous?

Maybe a little.

There's enough of me to go around.

[omegaling17]

Huntrix: “I wonder what those evil, dastardly Saja Boy demons are up to tonight.”

The Saja Boys probably:

[ibreathestories]

Boys being boys apparently!

[rocosmetics]

This is part of why they're not allowed to go out drinking unsupervised anymore

[ibreathestories]

Some people do that even if they're supervised!

[sajasagaboys]

We don't even get into that much trouble!

Baby... You all got arrested. All of you. I had to get out of bed at 2am and go pick you all up from the police station.

He literally has our mug shots hanging on his bedroom wall.

I'm pretty sure I died that night. I don't remember anything.

You got tased in the neck by the cops after you punched Baby in the eye.

It was the best night of my life. I can't believe I got to witness that. It was incredible. The black eye was worth it.

You know you're all just proving my point. 😒

[ibreathestories]

Boys, can't you practice these stunts in your own yard? Baby-I said YOUR yard, NOT the neighbors' yards! Must have been high on pure dopamine.

Romance, next time just leave them in jail all night and come get them after you've eaten breakfast. Unless...the police couldn't handle them for that long-poor guys!

Well, this will be a story to tell your future children someday, that's for sure! Romance, better stock up on ice packs!

[sajasagaboys]

We live in an apartment—we don't have a yard.

From now on, I'm putting my phone on Do Not Disturb after 10pm. A night in a jail cell might teach you all a lesson.

Future children? I pray none of you have any kids.

I'm great with kids. Baby is proof of that.

I will fucking bite you.

We don't need a tiny Abby running around our feet.

You're sorely mistaken if you think I'll let any of our children turn out like Abby.

You guys are rude.

You're all children. No one better be having any kids.

[ibreathestories]

Relax, guys. Abbster won't find a partner to have kids with if he's always flirting with himself!

[sajasagaboys]

Abby. Not Abbster. And I'm usually flirting with Ro.

If you think I have any plans of becoming pregnant, you are going to be very disappointed.

We'll see about that. 😏

Ew! Go make kids in private!

No one is having kids!

But if Abby and Ro have kids together then we get to be the cool uncles.

No one here thinks you're cool.

What?!

I think you're cool.

Thank you, Myst. At least someone here loves me.

I'm not having kids with you though.

[omegaling17]

Huntrix: “I wonder what those evil, dastardly Saja Boy demons are up to tonight.”

The Saja Boys probably:

[ibreathestories]

Boys being boys apparently!

[rocosmetics]

This is part of why they're not allowed to go out drinking unsupervised anymore

[ibreathestories]

Some people do that even if they're supervised!

[sajasagaboys]

We don't even get into that much trouble!

Baby... You all got arrested. All of you. I had to get out of bed at 2am and go pick you all up from the police station.

He literally has our mug shots hanging on his bedroom wall.

I'm pretty sure I died that night. I don't remember anything.

You got tased in the neck by the cops after you punched Baby in the eye.

It was the best night of my life. I can't believe I got to witness that. It was incredible. The black eye was worth it.

You know you're all just proving my point. 😒

[ibreathestories]

Boys, can't you practice these stunts in your own yard? Baby-I said YOUR yard, NOT the neighbors' yards! Must have been high on pure dopamine.

Romance, next time just leave them in jail all night and come get them after you've eaten breakfast. Unless...the police couldn't handle them for that long-poor guys!

Well, this will be a story to tell your future children someday, that's for sure! Romance, better stock up on ice packs!

[sajasagaboys]

We live in an apartment—we don't have a yard.

From now on, I'm putting my phone on Do Not Disturb after 10pm. A night in a jail cell might teach you all a lesson.

Future children? I pray none of you have any kids.

I'm great with kids. Baby is proof of that.

I will fucking bite you.

We don't need a tiny Abby running around our feet.

You're sorely mistaken if you think I'll let any of our children turn out like Abby.

You guys are rude.

You're all children. No one better be having any kids.

[omegaling17]

Huntrix: “I wonder what those evil, dastardly Saja Boy demons are up to tonight.”

The Saja Boys probably:

[ibreathestories]

Boys being boys apparently!

[rocosmetics]

This is part of why they're not allowed to go out drinking unsupervised anymore

[ibreathestories]

Some people do that even if they're supervised!

[sajasagaboys]

We don't even get into that much trouble!

Baby... You all got arrested. All of you. I had to get out of bed at 2am and go pick you all up from the police station.

He literally has our mug shots hanging on his bedroom wall.

I'm pretty sure I died that night. I don't remember anything.

You got tased in the neck by the cops after you punched Baby in the eye.

It was the best night of my life. I can't believe I got to witness that. It was incredible. The black eye was worth it.

You know you're all just proving my point. 😒

[sajasagaboys]

*Evil laugh holding scissors and a comb* : "OK, boys. You know what time it is! Time for those haircuts! Who's first?

I barely even have any hair as it is, so I'll pass, thanks.

I've been toying with the idea of an undercut like Abby's.

Touch me with those and I'll fucking bite you.

I could probably use a light trim to keep it healthy.

No one touches my hair.

[ibreathestories]

Well, it needs to be washed, Abbster. You wanna keep up appearances, don't you? ☝️

I like your hair, Jinu. But your side burns are almost down to your chin. This will only take a couple minutes then you'll be good to go! 👌

Baby, don't you dare! Bad Saja Boy! You bite me, you're grounded from video games for 2 weeks! Yeah, that's right! Just sit down right here and get this over with. You're starting to look very shaggy! NO BITING! Here, quit your whining and drink your hot sauce. Ugh. You're making this so much harder than it needs to be, child. 😑

Yeah, Rom. I'm just gonna take off the dead ends, maybe give you a little shine spritz? Sound good? We'll keep it all very light! 😉

See, boys? Nothing major! And Romance isn't making a fuss about it! Some of you can be such drama kings-I'm looking at you, Baby!

And Mystery? You should at least give your hair a good combing through. It'll bring out its silky shine. But I'll let you do it yourself. I'm not gonna touch it. But I will keep tabs on you to make sure you're taking care of it. ✌️

[sajasagaboys]

Nobody calls me Abbster... Just Abby or Abs is fine. And I wash my hair. Romance would never let me be dirty or smell bad, especially after the gym.

He's right. And if he's too tired, I'll wash it for him. 😘 He acts tough but he loves our little spa nights. All the Boys do.

Fine, but just a trim. I like the length I have right now.

I will go full demon on you and bite your hands off if you touch me with those scissors. You wanna brush it, fine, but I'm not cutting it.

If none of us took care of our hair, Romance would have our heads.

[sajasagaboys]

Have you boys ever considered writing?

I mean, Mystery, you should write a book! Seriously. You're the observant, perceptive one. I guarantee your autobiography would be a hit! I'd read it!

I write song lyrics, that's about it.

I'd rather be gaming.

I write love letters to the Boys.

What would I even write about?

I'd rather not write about my life.

[sajasagaboys]

*Evil laugh holding scissors and a comb* : "OK, boys. You know what time it is! Time for those haircuts! Who's first?

I barely even have any hair as it is, so I'll pass, thanks.

I've been toying with the idea of an undercut like Abby's.

Touch me with those and I'll fucking bite you.

I could probably use a light trim to keep it healthy.

No one touches my hair.

[pacscraps]

and abby was never heard from again

[omegaling17]

Huntrix: “I wonder what those evil, dastardly Saja Boy demons are up to tonight.”

The Saja Boys probably:

[sajasagaboys]

Photobooth shenanigans at the carnival with @bichinaneungames 😁

What the fuck are you doing, Abs?

Are you lying in Baby's lap?

No? I'm leaning across him.

That's the same thing.

Why are you in his lap though??

What are you, a cop? You jealous??

He was too big to get into the booth with me.