Sakaarian Mischief King Loki

Indie RP blog for Loki (Frostmaster RP). Rightful king of Jotunheim. Effective ruler of Sakaar. Burdened with glorious purpose and many gifts from the Grandmaster. Infamously impossible to kill. You may ask me questions... Disclaimer: This is an unofficial RP blog. All use of copyrighted material is for non-commercial parody and transformative fair use. Banner and profile images from the film Thor: Ragnarok.

[sakaarianmischiefkingloki]

I posted 25 times in 2021

15 posts created (60%)

10 posts reblogged (40%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.7 posts.

I added 39 tags in 2021

#frostmaster - 9 posts

#thor ragnarok - 6 posts

#grandmaster - 5 posts

#loki x grandmaster - 3 posts

#loki roleplay - 3 posts

#loki rp - 3 posts

#ask loki - 3 posts

#loki mcu - 3 posts

#loki series - 2 posts

#snakes - 2 posts

Longest Tag: 79 characters

#mobius probably writes frostmaster fanfic based on that one line just saying...

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Things I Have Learned Today

Thor's reaction to snakes is atypical. Not everyone sees a snake and immediately tries to pick it up to admire it.

Some people do not favor snakes as much as Thor and tend to panic and attack the poor snake, even if that snake is me.

The Grandmaster does not favor snakes.

The Grandmaster cannot recognize me when I am a snake.

Taking the form of a snake in hopes that the Grandmaster will pick me up and admire me so that I may stab him as a practical joke is not worth risking my life.

53 notes • Posted 2021-02-12 00:27:25 GMT

#4

Grandmaster: Okay, so if Thanos gets six Infinity Stones, he destroys half the universe.

Loki: Yes.

Grandmaster: But if we get all six Infinity Stones first, we can...

Loki: We can destroy Thanos and get revenge!

Grandmaster: I was going to say we can make a Rubik’s Cube with them. You know, one color for each side.

Loki: Really? That’s really what you’d do with the most powerful objects in the universe?

Grandmaster: You didn’t let me finish. Then, we solve the Rubik’s Cube to destroy Thanos.

Loki: Or we could just snap our fingers.

Grandmaster: But where’s the fun in that?

Loki: It’s a waste of time. That’s what. I hate Rubik’s Cubes.

Grandmaster: What? How! I thought you loved cubes, like the Tesseract...

By the time this conversation ended, Infinity War was over and Thanos had already destroyed half the universe unbeknownst to anyone on Sakaar.

77 notes • Posted 2021-02-14 18:41:53 GMT

#3

Loki: *drunkenly flirting with Grandmaster* I think I’m almost as attracted to you as I am to the Tesseract.

Grandmaster: Aw, I bet you say that to all the cosmic overlords. Isn’t that right, Sparkles?

Thor: *still stuck in the chair* No. You underestimate how much he loves the Tesseract. Really. That’s the highest compliment he can give.

128 notes • Posted 2021-02-04 07:03:11 GMT

#2

Grandmaster: So, what if we made ASMR but like... instead of cutting honeycomb and stuff it’s a public execution.

Loki: Where did you get that idea?

Grandmaster: I dunno. Sometimes the melt stick makes a bubbling sound that’s kinda tingly.

Loki: Fair enough. I’d listen to it.

217 notes • Posted 2021-04-17 17:19:54 GMT

#1

Grandmaster: Okay. So let me make sure I’ve got this right. The plan is we go to Sanctuary and find Thanos sitting on his throne.

Loki and Thor: Yes.

Grandmaster: And then I melt Thanos.

Loki and Thor: Yes.

Grandmaster: And then Loki and I bang on Thanos’s throne.

Loki: Yes.

Thor: Wait. What?!

Grandmaster: Wonderful! Let’s go for it!

239 notes • Posted 2021-02-13 07:55:48 GMT

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[sakaarianmischiefkingloki]

I’m Hi I just wanna say I rlly enjoy all the incorrect frostamster quotes !!!

OOC: Thank you! I'm glad you enjoy them!

[thesuperiorlokiseries]

Here's the official logo for the Loki Series Rewrite Project!

Artwork by @willow-of-stars

what is the Loki Series Rewrite Project about?

taglist for project crew:

@worstloki

@latent-thoughts

@sundial-at-night

@stellophia

@hydr0phius

@wnnbdarklord

@flyingbooks42

@willow-of-stars

@space-ravioli

@nikkoliferous

@lucianalight

@lookimtryingmybest

@notachair

@loki-lover-1234

[pianopadawan]

Just Loki and the Grandmaster having a nice little date, appreciating all of Loki's forms. Don't mind the fact that the sky is on fire. It's just some romantic mischief.

I put the art in non-animation form too below the cut. Click for better resolution :)

Please don't repost. Reblogs are appreciated though!

[sakaarianmischiefkingloki]

The TVA can burn to the ground... except for Mobius. He's okay and he writes nice fanfiction.

And Casey because it seems cruel to kill someone who has not even lived enough to know what a fish is.

The rest can burn, or freeze, or melt, depending on my mood.

[sakaarianmischiefkingloki]

Grandmaster: So, what if we made ASMR but like... instead of cutting honeycomb and stuff it’s a public execution.

Loki: Where did you get that idea?

Grandmaster: I dunno. Sometimes the melt stick makes a bubbling sound that’s kinda tingly.

Loki: Fair enough. I’d listen to it.

[sakaarianmischiefkingloki]

*sees Loki in shock collar* Okay, I need Immortal Jeff Goldblum the Grandmaster to melt the TVA now.

[sakaarianmischiefkingloki]

Mischief RP on Hiatus

OOC: Hey guys, sorry for being unresponsive lately. Just wanted to let you know that I probably won’t be responding or making starters for a while. I have a lot of other WIPs to attend to and not a lot of time before things get crazy again for me schedule wise. Between the other projects and personal stuff I’ve got going, I don’t have a lot of time or creative energy left to write quality threads. I do hope to get back to the RP eventually though I don’t know when. I sincerely apologize to people who I have open threads/requests from. Please know that it’s nothing personal.

In the meantime, I’ll be sticking to shorter humorous chat stuff.

[pianopadawan]

Mutual Exile (Coming Soon!)

Cover art for my upcoming Frostmaster fanfic.

Plot Synopsis: Gravely injured on the desolate plains of Svartalfheim, Loki sees no chance of survival. That is until the Grandmaster, En Dwi Gast, makes a life-saving gamble, one that will draw Loki into an uneasy alliance with the Elders of the Universe. As the game of cosmic intrigues unfolds, Loki and En Dwi unveil far darker threats and far greater rewards than either of them bargained for.

Rating: M (just to be safe)

Main Pairing: Grandmaster X Loki*

Warnings: Depictions of Violence and Dark Thematic Elements

*For those who are wondering, the eventual Frostmaster is explicitly (and rather enthusiastically) consensual. Moderately slow burn.

[sakaarianmischiefkingloki]

Mischief on temporary hold until my muse for chaos returns.

OOC: Just wanted to give people a head's up that I've got a lot of stuff going on outside this blog, more than I anticipated. While I hope to get around to my existing RP threads eventually, this might be some time. My apologies to people who are waiting on a response.

[electric-marrow]

Man i feel like en gets “killed” so often he justhas a little clipboard with scores on it. Sends everyone a little holiday card with their score on how he was killed. Just en dwi in a christmas sweater with “2/10”

From: En Dwi Gast

To: Shatterstar

7/10. Great class, bad execution. Swords are so out of touch.

Happy holidays!

[sakaarianmischiefkingloki]

I wasn’t aware of this. Why didn’t I get one? I tried to kill him 5 times last year. I feel unappreciated. - Loki

Image Source

[sakaarianmischiefkingloki]

Current Mood

F*** you, Thanos.

Burdened with glorious purpose,

Loki

P.S. No, I am not rubbing it in.

[sakaarianmischiefkingloki]

Grandmaster: Okay, so if Thanos gets six Infinity Stones, he destroys half the universe.

Loki: Yes.

Grandmaster: But if we get all six Infinity Stones first, we can...

Loki: We can destroy Thanos and get revenge!

Grandmaster: I was going to say we can make a Rubik’s Cube with them. You know, one color for each side.

Loki: Really? That’s really what you’d do with the most powerful objects in the universe?

Grandmaster: You didn’t let me finish. Then, we solve the Rubik’s Cube to destroy Thanos.

Loki: Or we could just snap our fingers.

Grandmaster: But where’s the fun in that?

Loki: It’s a waste of time. That’s what. I hate Rubik’s Cubes.

Grandmaster: What? How! I thought you loved cubes, like the Tesseract...

By the time this conversation ended, Infinity War was over and Thanos had already destroyed half the universe unbeknownst to anyone on Sakaar.

[sakaarianmischiefkingloki]

Thor: So, just to be clear it was mutual dumping, i.e. Jane did not dump me.

Grandmaster: Aww, Sparkles there’s nothing to be ashamed of if you’re not really great at romance yet. But hey, if you ever need some advice, I happen to have a lot of uh... experience wooing people.

Loki: No, you don’t. Your pickup line for me was “Hey, Loki. You like power? Want to see what I can do with my Power Primordial?” Then you winked with both eyes, tried to walk over to me, slipped in a melt stick puddle and fell.

Grandmaster: *flashes wedding ring* But it worked. Didn’t it?

*later*

Collector: *texting the Grandmaster* Loki has informed me of some of your so-called pickup lines. On behalf of all our brothers and sisters, please stop using the term “Power Primordial” to refer to your penis. It reflects poorly on all of us.

[sakaarianmischiefkingloki]

Grandmaster: Okay. So let me make sure I’ve got this right. The plan is we go to Sanctuary and find Thanos sitting on his throne.

Loki and Thor: Yes.

Grandmaster: And then I melt Thanos.

Loki and Thor: Yes.

Grandmaster: And then Loki and I bang on Thanos’s throne.

Loki: Yes.

Thor: Wait. What?!

Grandmaster: Wonderful! Let’s go for it!

[sakaarianmischiefkingloki]

Things I Have Learned Today

Thor's reaction to snakes is atypical. Not everyone sees a snake and immediately tries to pick it up to admire it.

Some people do not favor snakes as much as Thor and tend to panic and attack the poor snake, even if that snake is me.

The Grandmaster does not favor snakes.

The Grandmaster cannot recognize me when I am a snake.

Taking the form of a snake in hopes that the Grandmaster will pick me up and admire me so that I may stab him as a practical joke is not worth risking my life.

[sakaarianmischiefkingloki]

I’m bored today. I wonder if the Grandmaster likes snakes...

Source: Thor Ragnarok