Beniko and Shan - Best Friends
Theron: Lana, is that my mug you’re drinking out of? Lana: No, it’s mine. Theron: It… looks just like the one I have… Lana: You don’t have one like this anymore.
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Lana: Met a dumbass today. Awful. Theron: You looked in a mirror? Lana: …someday you will have to answer for your actions and the Force may not be so merciful.
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Theron: Let’s just agree to both say we’re sorry on the count of three. Theron: One… two… three. Lana: … Theron: … Theron: See, now I’m just disappointed in both of us.
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Theron: Everybody shut up, I’m thinking. Lana, patting them on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.
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Lana: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Theron. Theron: Hey!
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Lana: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Theron: You sleep with a teddybear. Lana: He’s my SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
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Lana: *sees someone doing something stupid* Lana: What an idiot. Lana: *realizes it’s Theron* Lana: Wait, that’s MY idiot!
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Lana: She’s the girl of my dreams! Theron: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams. Lana: I have a lot of dreams.
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Lana: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee. Theron: If I was married to you I’d drink it.
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Theron: So, you lied to me? Lana: That depends on how you define lying. Theron: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it? Lana: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?
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Theron: “Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.” Lana: … Lana: What a stupid fucking quote. Lana: I’m killing way more than two people, idiot.
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Theron: I failed my safety training course today. Lana: Why, what happened? Theron: Well one of the questions was “In case of a fire, what steps would you take?” Lana: And? Theron: Well apparently “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer.
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Theron: Lana, you’re my best friend. Lana: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I’m your only friend. Lana: I’M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!
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Theron: Did you have to stab them? Lana: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me. Theron: What did they say? Lana: “What are you going to do, stab me?” Theron: That’s fair.
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Theron: Any advice before Lana and I fight? The Outlander: Don’t wet yourself in public. Theron: Not the kind of advice I was looking for!















