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Steph or Chess, full time loser and costumer FFXIV Blog

[salad-dodger]

bored getting IV therapy, back just to say u should play outer wilds

[pathologising]

"500$ shein haul" you are the devil embodied

[salad-dodger]

long time no see, this felt like more of a tumblr creation tbh so im dropping her here as well ♥ FIVE FOOT LONG PAISSA

[evilscientist3]

me: [typing post that says "i just remembered i never beat off"]

me, internal: watch out! you say "beat off" here to mean masturbation. However, the phrase "beat off" could also refer to completing a playthrough of "off", the 2008 rpg video game by mortis ghost! without context, it would appear you were talking about bideo games!

me: whoa….id better be more careful!

gigantic centipede above me: [grows a foot longer]

[rowansforest-deactivated2023062]

[slimetony]

I need a beautiful woman to unplug my life support machine

[hanpetos]

tried to do the sailor moon redraw in junji ito style

[salad-dodger]

turned notifs off entirely just now, came back to this hell site for like 5 min and it only made me angry LOL

more active on Twitter @ chessieeeeeee and Instagram @ redchessie but probably like, done-ish w tumblr aside from my RP blogs sometimes?

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[thoodleoo]

me looking at the origins of artifacts in the british museum

[guooey]

I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

[kylostantrums]

[taragrimface]

for the love of god do not try to stump or bamboozle me i have enough on my plate as it is

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[ostolero]

people use their blinkers at the last second as if it lets you parry a hit like street fighter

[bob-belcher]

[nflstreet]