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hydro-homies

Understandable

backstageleft-deactivated202009

THIS IS WHAT POE DOES TO US.

capriceandwhimsy

*Glares at the black cat.*

afloweroutofstone

I'm having Riverdale withdrawals, would you recommend Twin Peaks as a substitute?

This is like someone saying they’re missing the taste of drywall and wondering if they might enjoy a bottle of everclear

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

the best dog trait is when herding breeds just try to herd children. nothing is funnier than a very confused slightly panicked toddler staring at you for answers and help as some well meaning aussie nips at their heels and tries to direct them to an absolutely arbitrary location

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a child: help

me: i’m sorry but if that border collie wants you to stand by the picnic table, who am I to question that

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me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

roach-works

the best thing to happen in the last decade was the word ‘yeet’ which is extremely valuable. the worst thing was all the other things that happened.

quousque

filled an ecological niche that none of us knew needed filling

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maykitz

all the tom nook benevolent housing provider vs exploitative loan shark discourse fails to acknowledge one crucial fact, which is that he is a small and fat little creature

pipasyrup

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

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he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this”