caesar

trans man, he/him, beginner artist + writer i shitpost and dump my brain here

[saladofthecaesarvariety]

F

F stands for Fuck

[mylittleredgirl]

me, staring down ao3: ok i’m desperate for fic about this pairing but like… how desperate

[mamawerecat]

You’re not desperate until you’re staring at fanfiction.net

[sicklyworm]

Your not desperate till you’re staring down live journal.

[the-sprog]

You’re not desperate until you’re staring at a blank document

[saladofthecaesarvariety]

dyed my hair for the first time and holy shit everything is so green

[saladofthecaesarvariety]

crumb sensation in bed keepjnh wake, 5 dead 37 injured

[saladofthecaesarvariety]

it’s writhin time

[moseby]

the best fruits are hardest to open

[trashboat]

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

[anglaised]

i need a radical change n my life and i need it now

[bullrunpicnicker]

[saladofthecaesarvariety]

what’s the name of river’s blog again?

uhhhh ghostytoastythefem

[wrigglewormz]

I feel like having wings violently burst out of your back would just feel really good. Like itd feel awful but also itd feel really satisfying.

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[vikhytherm]

goodbye chiikawa

oil paint on board, 2026

[writeranon69]

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

[saladofthecaesarvariety]

I got a question/concept to propose to the TMA masses. Desolation Avatar/servant/vessel that’s niche is destroying relationships.

A homewrecker, a gossip, a liar, something like that. Like, I know the desolation is usually more burning and fire stuff like that…

But burning metaphorical bridges rather than physical ones is still a method of destruction, isn’t it? One capable of chaos enough to rival its physical counterpart. One that can ruin so many lives if done right.

[saladofthecaesarvariety]

was just thinking abt the aether portal and I thought of something.

to make it you need glowstone, which is in the nether. the nether is kinda like hell, while the aether is kinda like heaven, being the inverse of the nether.

to reach the heavens (aether), you must have first gone through hell (nether).

or something. idk. ghastly on my nethers or whatever

[saladofthecaesarvariety]

krazy jerk happy style

[saladofthecaesarvariety]

dinnar time as i mine my craft on mattress . gonna share it wit the buges