all cas no brakes

i love this god awful show

[salamanderiel]

when cas starts moping around it’s the equivalent of an old west villain twisting their mustache while tying a maiden to the train tracks he looks sad but there is a dastardly plot being cooked up in that noggin

[salamanderiel]

cas: i’d die for you

dean: i just want you to answer my texts man

[salamanderiel]

just remembered the whole situation with lisa and alistair and crowley that cas got dean involved in. that dick has got to be crazy.

[salamanderiel]

i know bobby loved those 5th of july discount firework sales

[salamanderiel]

cas is alive and fully present upon this mortal coil by the end of s13ep4 and canonically dean and sam have a little break in hunting between ep13 and ep14 and advanced thanatology takes at least a day in universe. which means cas is just dicking around for a few days before he bothers to give dean a call and let him know that he’s alive again. “he could’ve been in the middle of nowhere” he’s an angel and he’s in the midwest he could’ve figured that out way faster. if we’re supposed to presume he pops back up in the field outside pontiac that makes it even worse dean found a phone in like an hour and a half to call bobby post resurrection. like what is his fucking problem??

[salamanderiel]

chuck bringing cas back just for him to become enemy #1 a decade later is classic cas winning 5d chess by eating the pieces

[salamanderiel]

i cannot believe y’all are recommending supernatural to widow’s bay fans i wouldn’t recommend supernatural to my worst enemy

[salamanderiel]

sam: yes cas lied about how i was raised from hell and didn’t tell us about my soul being tormented in the cage and purposely destroyed the wall he built in my mind to keep the cage memories from overwhelming me and sent me into a full blown mental breakdown where i constantly hallucinated lucifer and he tried to become god and almost killed us but he’s our friend dean

[beyourghost]

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

[salamanderiel]

usually cas gets distracted by dean’s insane facecard and doesn’t listen to anything he says but when dean explained lying to him he was all ears

[salamanderiel]

people get hypnotized by castiel’s sad eyes and generally pathetic demeanor but not me i see the manipulative lunatic underneath all that <3

[salamanderiel]

once castiel figures out all he has to do get the wedding back on is die he gets real enthusiastic about kicking the bucket

[mossysalamander]

Castiel: the angel of Thursday

[salamanderiel]

when sam was looking at nick’s disfigured corpse after jack killed him talking about how they’d all done messed up stuff but never anything that bad i was like ?????? hm don’t think that’s true.

[salamanderiel]

destiel is like what if you had a toxic situationship but your whole family loved him and treated him like he was your husband

[salamanderiel]

“supernatural in 2026 is crazy” i’m not shutting the fuck up about castiel until i’m in the ground

[salamanderiel]

why can't dean ever be the au sugar daddy?? like does cas even know how to use microsoft excel