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I just reblog stuff that makes me laugh. And also Im a literal doctor.

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[omegaversereloaded]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

[segamascott]

but i believe aang can save the world

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[louisegluckpdf]

next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

[star-thief]

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[dizzyghoast]

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

[ewoly5]

'that blows' and 'that sucks' are both negative, which means moving air in any sort of way is inherently bad

[miseria-fortes-viros]

ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[bob-artist]

Pleeease I'm watching PBS Nova's Bird Brain documentary and I need you to join me in making fun of this goose

precious cube child

[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[flareonfloof]

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

[mayonaizs]

maybe we shuold make really round car to balance out the cybertrucks

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[coughloop]

waiter can i have another menu now i finished reading this one

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle