[batmanisagatewaydrug]

a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.

[gay-mormon-wizard]

"conspiracy theory" and she dyed her hair the bi pride colors for a music video about gay pride, made a second music video about gay pride and said during production that gay pride is part of who she is

it's not some delusional picking apart songs and past friendships to find things that aren't there, it's literally just seeing people when they come out

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

okay buddy I'm glad you're having fun out there

[sexybritishllama]

to get a job you have to have 10 years of experience in every possible tool and task that could even tangentially be related to what you'll actually be doing and then you have to prove that you're the smartest person in the world and you're organised and proactive and have great problem solving skills. and then if you beg on your knees like a dog enough and actually get the job, the entire first week will be doing spent reading shit like: 'MANDATORY HEALTH AND SAFETY TRAINING: if the floor is SLIPPERY or BUMPY, you might TRIP. this is BAD. please take this test to check your knowledge. question 1: is tripping bad? yes/no'

[droptheguillotineplease]

Let's be intimidating blob with mama

[pangur-and-grim]

they look like the evil penguin from Wallace and Gromit

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog

[pangur-and-grim]

I had to have someone tell me that I can’t keep sending gift baskets as a panic response

[pangur-and-grim]

I once sent someone a basket of treats and beer in the winter, but it was below freezing and the bottles exploded into shards of glass in their doorway

[pangur-and-grim]

[johnnyslittleanimalblog]

A traffic camera in Montreal

[strigimorphaes]

I'm pretty sure that's an owl actually

[omegaversereloaded]

pick a blue emoji!

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Voting ended onJun 16, 2025

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[pinnedbackartfringe]

no weapon forged against me has ever been cool or well made

[pangur-and-grim]

oh also a girl in my class found out that I illustrate, and asked if she could commission me for a pet portrait. so I said "sorry, I don't do commissions, but I can give you a free ink sketch." and then the next class I showed up with the sketch and she said "I love this. so why don't you do commissions? I can't commission you?" and I said sorry, just a bit busy. and then she went to grab something from her bag and gave it to me and said "here is a crystal charged under the full moon," and I didn't know what to say so I was just like "oh, okay thanks. thank you."

[oliviawebsite]

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[spoon-crossing]

Tommy neglected to inform me about the body

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[moonrisetowers]

*fucking someone nonbinary* you've been a bad person

[lokaror]

I just dont think this is true

[toastyglow]

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

[fish-identifier]

i scrute the milkfish

[dragoncommunion]

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