salemmoon04

I'm not on this site much anymore. Still willing to talk with people about random things. I adore cottagecore but I live in the suburbs. Terfs don't interact. I only want wholesome things for my blog. She/her pronouns

[mioxenoblade]

Yall hear of this thing called girls

[clickbaitcowboy]

Posting their close up panel separately because it’s just too beautiful…

[tomcats-and-tophats]

When someone says “I am bisexual”, they are telling you they are attracted to multiple/all genders.

They are not telling you how much they do or do not enjoy sex.

They are not telling you how many partners they have or have not had.

They are not disclosing a dirty, pornographic secret.

They are not inviting you to bed.

Any assumptions you make about their bisexuality based on the disclosure of that sexuality alone is all on you, and you’d better do something to fix that.

[therogueheart]

Henry Cavill is the hottest dude on the planet and he takes selfies like a 60 year old bald guy on Facebook

[ruby-white-rabbit]

There’s a turtle in my yard laying eggs

This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose

I’m not ready to be a single mom

I know shit about reptiles

[ruby-white-rabbit]

I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth

Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care

[ruby-white-rabbit]

I’m googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she’s a box turtle?

[ruby-white-rabbit]

70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??

[timesalad]

You a mom now

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Text from stepmom “watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They’ll eat the eggs so chase them off”

I’m gonna fistfight nature

[ruby-white-rabbit]

@mrswinterbarnes you’re not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow

I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??

[mrswinterbarnes]

I don’t think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out

YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA

[ruby-white-rabbit]

DAMN IT SHARRON

First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this

Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??

[ruby-white-rabbit]

UPDATE

SHES BACK

[ruby-white-rabbit]

NEVERMIND

ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE

That’s two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me

[odinspattern]

Call this one Susan

[smalltall]

You’re like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit

[wlwvintage]

A lesbian couple strolling through the woods after their wedding day, c. 1950's by Stan Wayman.

Let this be a historical reminder that lesbians did not wait for legal recognition to call eachother wives and to celebrate marriages.

[relatablepicturesofdoofenshmirtz]

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

[arctic-ham]

I like how their relationship goes from “hated arch-rivals” to “Chill friends where one just shows up to the other’s apartment and they guy shows him what he’s been working on lately”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ulibeanzz]

ever notice how men criticize games like animal crossing and stardew valley on the basis of “the entire game is just doing tasks” without recognizing that “kill bad guy” is also just a task but violent?

[ulibeanzz]

”it’s so boring all you do is talk to people and do tasks so you can buy new things” yeah and all you do is press a bunch of buttons to kill people so you can buy new things? perish

[ulibeanzz]

my activity page has not known peace since i made this post i have hundreds of insufferable gamers crawling up my pant legs now but luckily i have a secret up my sleeve… i too am a gamer man. im immune to the gamer venom   

[atrius97]

This has the same energy as that post that’s “Red Dead Redemption is just Barbie’s Horse Adventure with violence”.

[plucky-passerine]

I feel it should be noted that the newest popular game among this same demographic is among us, the game that is composed almost exclusively of “just doing tasks”

[orcagami]

Live footage from our first Among Us game

[eptck]

i drew me a mothman

[eptck]

whenever i'm sad i look at pitbull pics

and everyone else should too

[somethingintheforest]

if i’m not living with the woman of my dreams in a cottage in the middle of nowhere, making jam and raising our cats and chickens by the time i’m 30 i want a refund on this whole “life” thing 

[theprocess-deactivated20200806]

LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES WHEN I AM SPEAKING TO YOU

[goblinmouse]

He has a band and you should attend his show

[curioscurio]

Throwback to Shrek memes and Dobby Pussy Indulgence

[curioscurio]

End result

[knightataroundtable]

reblog if it’s okay to become internet friends

I’ve always wanted internet friends but have never actually had the courage to ask. so this is me asking I guess. I hope this isn’t an inconvenience. if you’d like a good friend to love and support you, I’m here. even if you want to send memes back and forth that’s fine.

we can talk about a show, a movie, your favorite character. we can talk about your day, your favorite music. anything and everything.