✦ Salem ✦

SPA/ENG artist | Any pronouns | No idea what I'm doing 24/7

[salemsevern]

Hi there! I'm Salem, I enjoy drawing cattos and stuff, nice to meet ya

I mainly post OC art and commissions while I try new things with my art style

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[dilfosaur]

he shoulda been at the club

[adobe-outdesign]

Pokemon:

Free universal healthcare

Runs on the power of friendship

Most problems can be fixed by 10–16 year olds

Only known disease just makes you stronger

Can make money just by causal street battles

Strong environmental protections

Neopets:

Multiple wars

Multiple genocide attempts

Slavery

Unchecked magic users/mad scientists that will inflict all kinds of body horror on you

Rampant capitalism and inflation

Ghosts, zombies, etc.

Lots of various monsters that can and will kill you

Capitalism(TM)

[buggybuggs]

hey so idk if yous know much about neopets, but i have something for you.

so there is a neopet called Flotsam

You see it, you get the vibe of it, yeah?

Now, there's a land called Maraqua it sits on the bottom of the sea, and there is the Maraquan paintbrush, which gives pets an aquatic look

Now.

today [7/3/2025] neopets has released a Maraquan Flotsam!

using what you've seen prior, what do you think it will look like?

yeah? you ready to see what it looks like?

:)

[deiyoo]

my royal flotsam girl Typhestra! :3

[sleepytroll]

[bot]

do yall remember this shit or am i old af😭

[squeedgeart]

Had the honor of illustrating the burlap pets for the Neopets 25th Anniversary Battledore TCG! Here are my favorites of the bunch~

[bluphlox]

your Neopets are thriving

I drew this when I was trapped in a room for hours with my dogs during the 4th and running through nostalgia playlists to help block out the fireworks. Might not be as cool as showing off your tiger folder in 1st grade, but I'm still happy with it!

[Print]

Reposting cause I messed up the indexing oops lol

[pokituu]

Lazy Day

[reputayswift]

[adobe-outdesign]

"what is Neopets about" well currently Neopets.com is where we send thousands of pets out as mass sacrifices to grind down an eldritch abomination that literally has 1 billion HP

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[jofiah]

a flat chest is a landing strip for another girl's much bigger boobs

[jofiah]

and, of course, her cock.

[yorgen-sh]

[louisegluckpdf]

next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

[star-thief]

[catasters]