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[a-burnt-melody]

The Lonely Medic

Medic sits on the base of one of the statues of the council Ricks and takes a sip from his flask. He was on his break and he was rather bored. Normally he’d use his break to spend time with a salesman Rick he was friends with but after a fight between the two of them they’d refused to spend time together. He put the flask down beside him and sighed softly before leaning backwards onto the base.

[salesmenrick-blog]

Salemen felt bad.. He normally didn’t fight with anyone.. but he let his temper get to him that it was like he was almost a different person. He sighed as he grabbed his phone and dialed up his friend. “Come on.. Pick up..”

[plaguerick]

Pride Month Icons

@daycarerick

@demondaddyrick

@druglordsanchez

@fathersanchez

@blackmarkethottie

@miamiirick

@plaguerick

@rickprime 

@salesmenrick

@zetaalpharick

Decided to make Pride Icons for my Ricks vuv <3 

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* : like or reblog if you're a roleplayer 20 yrs or older.

[salesmenrick-blog]

So hi, This blog is active again <3

[salesmenrick-blog]

This blog is officially closed.

Just keeping it around for the memories.

[books-n-quotes]

I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.

Lemony Snicket, The Bad Beginning (via books-n-quotes)

[surgeonslut]

Review my muse like a product

[salesmenrick-blog]

What do i have to do to get a kiss from you, i can't just ask 😗

“Oh um.. I don’t normally kiss people..” 

[salesmenrick-blog]

Wandering

@kinkyrick-k173

For the Holiday Season, today was awfully slow at the shop. Rick decided to go through his Stocks as he didn’t think anyone would show up. He hummed as he looked down at his tablet. 

About 10 minutes in the small bell next to the door went off as he looked up. Seeing the tired looking man, he kept his distance at first, then noticed he looked.. rather lost. He had deep bags under his eyes.. his hair seemed a bit of a mess.. and he looked as if he was running on zero sleep. 

Sales got up from behind the counter and walked over cautiously. “E-Excuse me sir.. Can I help you?” He asked as he got closet to the other. 

[satanrick]

HALLOWEEN

So just so you guys know what is going on my blogs for the month of October! -Demon has become a headless horsemen. He carries his real head in his arms, and may or may not have a pumpkin in place of his real head. 

- @plaguerick is possessed by Locura the Demon of Madness

- @salesmenrick has his Dark side taken over (aka @blackmarkethottie ) And is Ric for the whole month

- @daycarerick was bitten by a Werewolf Morty and is now a WereRick

- @rickprime has become a zombie, his head can fall off, and he has to restitch himself when a part of him falls off.

These 5 blogs will have their icons changed (2 already do) to go along with whats happened to them <3  Hope you guys have a fun October! <3

[daycarerick-blog]

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[salesmenrick-blog]

Good God I am Lonely.

[booigi-boi]

So what do I have to do to get a kiss from someone like you?

“Hmm… Why are you asking?”

[salesmenrick-blog]

“Not sure sir, just have this odd gut feeling?”

[anotherrpmemeblog]

Send my muse "So, what do I have to do to get a kiss from someone like you?"

[satanrick]

Going to nap a bit before work. Only working 4 hours tonight. So when I get home, I’ll sleep for a bit, then jump online and work on ALL my replies. Also work a bit on how Demon had been updated. ))

[salesmenrick-blog]

"Hey you got any deals on serums? I have an experiment going on and i need quite a bit of it."

“Depends on what Serum you are looking to get”

[salesmenrick-blog]

-looks at his follower count- ... WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE?