Kay Rio

ohkay, look, it's not about the journey alright, and I know it's like an apocalypse or whatever, but who looks that goshdarn rugged and buff and cute or whatever with ripped, bloody clothes holding a freshly bloodied machete and not look like a total psychopath?

[leporinelou]

billy trying to drop hints to steve

[salivatingforthegoodkush]

See but like this is my bf and I lmao

[just-shower-thoughts]

Good hearted people are also usually naive. They don’t expect to be scammed because they wouldn’t scam others.

[degenderates]

Why does every conversation I have with my family become an argument fml

[salivatingforthegoodkush]

I find that the older generation like to re-hash/have the same mindset on everything, while with my peers they're more open-minded, even if they do agree, they do so respectfully.

[inncorrectwincestquotes]

Dean: *tells Jack a story where everyone dies at the end*

Jack: that’s not a happy story

Dean: well I don’t live a happy life

[salivatingforthegoodkush]

Jack looks at Sam, and Sam just shakes his head and says, " don't ask."

[kimpossibooty]

if you weren’t on this site when everyone got unreasonably horned up over the Peter Pan actor at Disneyland then you haven’t truly been witness to madness

[illsayprettyplease]

Hannibal + text posts 🫖

[salivatingforthegoodkush]

Jack is the that father whose kids are his pride and joy but everyday never fails to be disappointed of his kids. He thought his youngest who took more interest in his work and was generally more cheerful would turn out different from his cold, albeit polite and socially adept oldest.

But no. His kids are morally unsound and immensely gay idiots.

[rocktheholygrail]

[salivatingforthegoodkush]

I love them so much omg

[salivatingforthegoodkush]

Somedays, life seems pointless. .

But then I look up to the stars that burn bright, light years away from us while they're probably already long gone. Already dead, already a black hole where a star used to be. A vacant spot reserved for luminescence.

We do not remember names of each star yet they effect each one of us. I, too, like that star will shine way past my expiration date. Be someone's star today, affect someone's life. Make their smile shine a lil brighter.

That's how I combat my sadness.

[tinsnip]

Okay, so I'm /actually/ about to write a porn fic to AO3, and I'm interested in knowing what the difference is between the M rating and E rating. Able to enlighten me?

Mature is ‘and then they made love.’ Explicit is 'and here’s how they did it exactly.’

To wit: mature.

He looked at the envelope, spread out before him.

God, he’d never been this hungry.

Could he be gentle enough? Slow enough? He didn’t want to damage it, didn’t want to do anything he’d regret… but no, no, it seemed the envelope wanted this as much as he did. It slipped into his hands, it folded as he asked. When it was time for more, the card was waiting, and he somehow knew exactly what to do. He moved with his correspondence in a dance as old as the mail system, and when it was over, he was smiling and the envelope was completely, thoroughly sealed.

Explicit:

The envelope waved its flap in the air slowly, gently, and he could see the faint shimmer of the adhesive traced along its fold. It was like a taunt, a dare: won’t you? And he would, oh, God, he would, lifting the envelope firmly to his lips, licking slowly at first, then faster, more firmly, tasting the envelope’s essence, the faint bitterness, the sweetness to follow–

Oh, he couldn’t help but smile at how it felt in his hands. It was so perfectly folded. Its paper was rough against his fingers, and its crossed folds shifted slightly as it opened for his eager tongue. Yes, yes…

Now the card, and his hand trembled as he lifted it, as he held the envelope, stretching it wide. Would it fit? Oh… oh, yes, it would fit, it slid in smooth and quick and filled the envelope to bursting, oh, made for each other, and he smiled in delight at how perfect it was.

He was ready. Now, now, now: with one swift movement he folded the flap over and he pressed, yes, he pressed the flap down and it stuck, God, it stuck perfectly, and he closed his eyes in bliss.

Afterwards, he stroked the envelope, and thought about addresses.

[baba-yaga-not-only]

“I don’t wear cologne. I do occasionally, but anytime I take a shower, I just put on deodorant. That’s basically what I smell like. But it’s under the T-shirt and jacket, so I’m not sure you can smell it. [laughs] Unluckily, I smell a little of tobacco.“  - Mads Mikkelsen [x] 

(collage from [x])

[stevienick]

the conjuring universe + buzzfeed unsolved

[salivatingforthegoodkush]

I started watching the Conjuring Universe movies and if there was a dubbed version of the series, I would bust a gut so excited.

[salivatingforthegoodkush]

Yes, they kill off the good-looking bad arse actors who're side pieces for the main characters growth or audience reaction.

But, how they gon do my boy dirty like that?

Ohkay, you find a rash. But, some pain along the way to love is all rosy. 'Cause he's the only love interest to this snobby un-empathetic blondey who's a supporting character and messes things up for the MC. Or moves the plot along in a less likeable way.

So, Ohkay, he's gonna get really sick give her a scare. That happens right?

Well, GREAT. No, now he's actually sick. Really sick. Like quarantine-sick. But, oh they're still keeping it bittersweet. He's planning their date, and she says, "What're you talking about?"

So he replies, "Oh, I'm talking about our date."

Then, she says, "But, you never asked me out, and I never said yes."

Here's the sweet part, when he replies later on in the conversation. "Have you seen you? You're smart, and beautiful. I'm going to need all the tools in my toolkit..so no drink for me."

She replies to that by saying, "Have a drink after the appetizer. By then, I'll be impressed."

You know what happens of course right?

Flatline.

[salivatingforthegoodkush]

It's amazing what sleep-deprivation can do to someone.

[mysharona1987]

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

This is from an ad for gender-neutral baby clothes, btw.

[exerian-deactivated20181214]

WHERE IS THE AD OP?!?

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

@exerian :  There you go —

[deliriumcrow]

Ooh, I know someone with an occupied uterus who would appreciate these! They’re actually really cute!

[cipheramnesia]

from now on the only gender is goth

[applejuicewerewolf]

It’s an Addams!

[dancinbutterfly]

i adore any celebrity who is willing to clown on their persona

[pocketss]

cricket finds compliments very alarming

[salivatingforthegoodkush]

Ahh, this is exactly how my conversations with my bestie go.

[salivatingforthegoodkush]

They say when you manifest something it'll happen.

Well, I dare say making a bookmark folder that's called "getting a real job you nut" claimed me a real job.

[salivatingforthegoodkush]

how can you be less sensitive? you ask just stop caring, I say, while I cry in the shower over a serial killer saying "thank you" as he faces the gallows.