Holy Porche

This is your heart, can you feel it? Pumps through your veins. Can you feel it?

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Bondage and Male Sexuality

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It’s an episode of Community.

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What’s that?

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A really good tv show.

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Bondage and Male Sexuality

Good episode.

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Excuse me?

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It's an episode of Community.

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Bondage and Male Sexuality

Good episode.

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Maybe I can slide to work

I feel like that would be safer.

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*curled up in a ball on the side of the road*

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There you go! See, there’s a place he might be. 

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I think i would have noticed.

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*curled up in a ball on the side of the road*

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*giggles* Oh wow. Okay. Then did you look under your bed?

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In my underwear drawers? Maybe.

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*curled up in a ball on the side of the road*

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Well did you look between the couch cushions? Sometimes things are in plain sight and we’re just too ignorant to see them. 

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He's six feet tall he's not on my couch.

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*curled up in a ball on the side of the road*

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I’m good at finding things. We can go find him. 

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I've been looking for a long time, I don't think he's coming.

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*curled up in a ball on the side of the road*

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Oh that’s lovely. Where did he go?

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I don't know.

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*curled up in a ball on the side of the road*

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Oh that must be fun. Law *shrugs* You know, like boyfriend girlfriend thing. I want to know more about you. 

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No...but I'm waiting for him.

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*curled up in a ball on the side of the road*

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*swallows and follows* Well maybe. But not a lot. So, Sally, what do you do? Do you have a partner?

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I'm a lawyer. *Gives her a look* Partner?

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*curled up in a ball on the side of the road*

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Oh wow. I don’t think I can. 

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I know you can.

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*curled up in a ball on the side of the road*

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*stands next to her* But where? What kind? I’m on a diet. 

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*Starts leading her to the city* Something massive and greasy.

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*curled up in a ball on the side of the road*

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Come on, let’s eat.

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E-eat what? I already ate. 

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Food.

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*curled up in a ball on the side of the road*

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*looks up at her and looks back at her hands* Why are you looking at me like that?

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Come on, let's eat.

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*Walking around.*

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And how is having friends going for you?

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Crappy because they're all missing.