SALMONETTE

I do be drawing. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ (occasionally) ((new post once every 100000 years)) (((the internet is a very scary place and I'm constantly shaking in my boots. Oh, the horror of being perceived...)))

[salmonettechan]

10+ years of me yearning and pining over tomodachi life. I fear I might actually explode if I don't get this game injected in my veins. I can't even function properly. Zoo wee mama indeed.

[salmonettechan]

Hey me from 17 days in the future, have you bought that nintendo switch 2??? What about the game??? Did you pre-order it???? Hey???? HEY???????? ARE WE SANE YET?!??????

[salmonettechan]

10+ years of me yearning and pining over tomodachi life. I fear I might actually explode if I don't get this game injected in my veins. I can't even function properly. Zoo wee mama indeed.

[salmonettechan]

Sparkly Milk Cookie 😳🫴🍅🫳💥💀

(I know you can count the pixels, magma do be like that unfortunately LMAOOOOO ((Pls send help all I've been doing these past two months is drawing this loser, I can't do this anymore GET ME OUT OF HERE)))

[salmonettechan]

Completely forgot to post this little doodle as well. I don't know guys... I feel like this Salmonette user kinda likes Sandbina... not sure tho. Just a feeling.

[salmonettechan]

My fav Sandbina piece that I've ever drawn from a dedicated Sandbina magma jam. God bless yuri🧡💜

[salmonettechan]

‼️‼️‼️GENSHIN VERSION 6.3 SPOILERS (NEW ARCHON QUEST)‼️‼️‼️

What the fuck do you mean that Sandrone failed to reach out. What the actual fuck do you mean that was the last time she saw Columbina. Columbina walking away from her. Sandrone being so close on hugging back. I am sick. Sick. Genuinely sick. They loved each other so much. They had so much to look forward to. Together. But it was stripped away from them, just like that. And I'm genuinely still in denial because guys. Guys. Sandrone is not fucking dead. I actually can't.

So here's why Sandrone is most definitely alive!!! The most alive character ever hahaha!!!🔥🔥🙏

- she might not be alive right now, but she'll come back!! Obviously!!! We can fix her!! I CAN FIX HER PLEASE LET ME FIX HER😭😭😭

- the sixth shadow. I know there are a lot of candidates (Dottore, Alice, oh captain my captain, Signora rip, A shade lmao Idek at this point) but! BUT!! what if it was actually just Sandrone!! And they couldn't show her silhouette because then we'd know that she would be playable in the future, hence her "death" wouldn't be as impactful. Ahahah wow Hoyo you really got me!!! What a silly prank!!!😂👏

- A BACKUP PLAN. SHE ALWAYS HAD A BACKUP PLAN. she specifically asked for her body and Pulonia to be sent to the 'freeki' so they could try to build her back or something. Trust.

- she has to hug Columbina back.

- She's my favourite character, you can't kill my favourite character, sorry!🧍( Did ya'll also burst out laughing after the first Dottore boss fight at the start of the AQ where he's literally just: 🧍‍♂️)

- We got the most scrumptious faelight, this can't be the end for Sandbina. ( absolutely trilled for the angsty fics tho )

- also Dottore is most definitely not dead, hence Sandrone isn't as well!!!!

- guys... guys. What do you mean Sandrone was literally Columbina's home? You're just twisting the knife at this point.

- Sandrone is not like stupid Alain and stupid Rene of stupid narzissenkreuz stupid ordo😭😭😭😭😭 SANDRONE WAS LITERALLY THE CLOSEST THING I'D EVER GET TO PLAYABLE CATERPILLAR😭😭😭 DON'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME–

In conclusion, I am very normal.

I think I might as well edit and post my 10 hours playthrough of the AQ. Just for the giggles. And the crying. Oh boy. Lots of crying I tell you. One day... one day.

[salmonettechan]

I need more people to draw Sandbina in gorgeous provocative pieces. It doesn't even have to be romantic I just– I've just been going insane ever since their first interaction way back in Luna I.

Something something about both of them not being "human", but at the same time being as human as one can be.

‼️Spoilers for Luna III below‼️

I don't think I've ever bawled as much as I did at their farewell. You guys. You guys WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Genuinely felt like I was dying. They got an entire fucking cutscene guys what in the actual Frost moon. Sandrone reaching out. SHE WAS REACHING OUT FOR GODS SAKE I'M ACTUALLY ENDING IT ALL WHAT WHAT WHAT😭

Don't know if it's just not as popular on tumblr (I don't have twitter) but I need, actually need, more people going insane over them. To all the artist and people who have done analyses on them, wrote fics about them, thank you so much for your service😭🙏

[salmonettechan]

I am so fucking devastated.

[salmonettechan]

I'm never recovering from this. I wish I was joking. Fuck.

[salmonettechan]

I need more people to draw Sandbina in gorgeous provocative pieces. It doesn't even have to be romantic I just– I've just been going insane ever since their first interaction way back in Luna I.

Something something about both of them not being "human", but at the same time being as human as one can be.

‼️Spoilers for Luna III below‼️

I don't think I've ever bawled as much as I did at their farewell. You guys. You guys WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Genuinely felt like I was dying. They got an entire fucking cutscene guys what in the actual Frost moon. Sandrone reaching out. SHE WAS REACHING OUT FOR GODS SAKE I'M ACTUALLY ENDING IT ALL WHAT WHAT WHAT😭

Don't know if it's just not as popular on tumblr (I don't have twitter) but I need, actually need, more people going insane over them. To all the artist and people who have done analyses on them, wrote fics about them, thank you so much for your service😭🙏

[salmonettechan]

I am so fucking devastated.

[salmonettechan]

I need more people to draw Sandbina in gorgeous provocative pieces. It doesn't even have to be romantic I just– I've just been going insane ever since their first interaction way back in Luna I.

Something something about both of them not being "human", but at the same time being as human as one can be.

‼️Spoilers for Luna III below‼️

I don't think I've ever bawled as much as I did at their farewell. You guys. You guys WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Genuinely felt like I was dying. They got an entire fucking cutscene guys what in the actual Frost moon. Sandrone reaching out. SHE WAS REACHING OUT FOR GODS SAKE I'M ACTUALLY ENDING IT ALL WHAT WHAT WHAT😭

Don't know if it's just not as popular on tumblr (I don't have twitter) but I need, actually need, more people going insane over them. To all the artist and people who have done analyses on them, wrote fics about them, thank you so much for your service😭🙏

[salmonettechan]

THANK YOU KIND SOUL IN THE COMMENTS FOR REMINDING ME TO POST IT ON TUMBLR AS WELL😭😭😭

Here it is!!! The complete thing!!! CRAZY I KNOW!!! Since when did I have such committment in my veins?!?? Don't ask me, I wouldn't be able to answer. ANYWAYS I THINK I COOKED AT THE END OKAY BYE!!!!

[salmonettechan]

WHATEVERRRRRR WHATEVER WHATEVER!!!!!!!!! Just me experimenting with gradients, don't look at it too much😭🫂💥

[salmonettechan]

WAS MY DRAWING FORESHADOWING?!??!?? WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE A DEAD WIFE I'M ACTUALLY CRYING THROWING UP TEARING MY WALLS DOWN

[salmonettechan]

THAT'S. IT. I'M MAKING AN AVICOTT ANIMATIC AFTER I'M DONE WITH THE UNSPOKEN ONE. MAYBE I'LL DO SOME SCENES FROM THEIR EPISODES MIXED TOGETHER– JUST. I'M JUST GOING CRAZY. WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK. SURE. SUUUUUUUURE. SQUEEZE MY HEART AND DRINK ALL MY BLOOD NOW THAT YOU'RE AT IT WHY DON'T YOU. COOL. COOL COOL COOL.

[salmonettechan]

Third time's the charm right? WRONG, it's still not done yet😭

Something something bloodletting. Shelby and Avid angst. Abolish mini crashout. Sunflower trio to the rose getting betrayed.

[salmonettechan]

Version 0.2 of the animatic is up!! (I think I'm sooo funny😔)

Don't have much to say, I've yapped in the description enough😎✌️✨️

[salmonettechan]

In case someone wants to see this, I did a thing...

Incomplete Vampires smp animatic, Pyro and Apo going through the horrors, Scott being Scott, Owen exists (trust), Martyn Ren and Sausage giving Apo even more anxiety

(IT'S SHORT, IT'S NOT THE BEST, IT WAS MADE IN FLIPAFLIP SO THE HUGE AHH LOGO IS THERE, But I am kinda proud of it😔🔥)

[salmonettechan]

Tried drawing the entire cast!!! I'm so normal over themmmm shahahahahhahahhaaHaaaaaaa....

Forgive the low quality I can't take pictures to save my life 👈👈😔

AAUUUGHHHHHHHHRRHGHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL@!?,!!!😭😭😭😭 I'VE NEVER FOLLOWED AN SMP!!!! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT "SMP" MEANT JUST A MONTH AGO?!?! HOW. HOW AM I SO DEEP IN THE TRENCHES?!?!? CRAZYYYYY THIS IS CRAZYYYYY!!! BONKERS!!! A TAD BIT SILLY, EVEN!!!!😭

genuinely in shock over how good this series is. Actual Cinema. Minutes before episode 4 aired I was over here giggling and kicking my feet like a child opening their Christmas presents. I WAS SCREAMING WHILE WATCHING OWEN'S POV?!?!? I am not doing okay fellas 😎👍

Also, when I get into something I NEED to physically consume everything remotely related to it, so you better bet I've watched almost every single pov of every single episode. Equally insane over every character. (Especially the beautiful mess that is edgeterminatornumber2799 Owen)

Expect more VampireSMP art. Maybe. Hopefully. Surely?

Here's a little treat or something I don't know they make me insane everyone makes me insane I love being insane thank you for the new hyperfixation I'm having a blast being insane you should try being insane