Self aware Lohen x obsessed!reader
Guys the spirit of Shakespeare genuinely not clickbait real footage Tw emotional possessed me and I wrote this in 2 sittings.
Tw: Reader is kinda depressed, reader is stressed from work, Lohen thinks too much about being a video game character, he just takes care of the reader, jealous Lohen, itâs angsty for a second then itâs fluffy and domestic.
Self aware!Lohen who could see all your online activity. All the fanarts you save of him, even the ones where you have to unblur the picture~ Every fan fiction you read and write. You had a way with words! You likened him to a worm living in your brain, or a leech in your wallet. Sucking every penny for every plushie, figure, poster, whatever merch money could buy! Hell, you had a job solely to sustain your Lohen themed spending addiction.
Self aware!Lohen who hates when you even think about other people. And donât you dare even switch your character to one that isnât lohen. He manipulates your FYP to only the best edits of him, the juiciest fics of him, and all the beautiful fanart of him and only him. Donât let him catch you looking up reader x character fics of a character that isnât him. Heâll change the suggestion order to show all the tags he knows you dislike. He feels bad for the other characters, but he has priorities and they have other fans.
Self aware!Lohen who aches to be freed from his pixilated hell. To crawl out of the screen and to actualize on your gaming desk. He could, but he is scared. Heâs not stupid. He knows you fell in love with a character. Not a real person. Could he even call himself a real person? Foreign philosophical questions like these were always considered a waste of time to him. Things only bored people with nothing better to do pondered and ripped their hair out over. But when the minutes since your last log in add up, he finds tufts of his own hair clinging to his sweaty palms.
Self aware!Lohen who gained the courage to, when he knew that youâd be out for a while, step into your room. Just to see what it was like! Living in such a faraway placeâŠHis eyes roamed over your posters, your framed photos filled with your friends and family, your closet, your bed, your overflowing laundry basket. He caught a look at himself in your full body mirror. A mar on the perfect real world room you lived in. In all his dangly, complicated, and counterproductive character model glory.
Self aware!Lohen who doesnât know what to do, what to say, when you catch him, deer in headlights moment, in the middle of your room. So he does what he knows how, and acts in character.
âSweet place.â He says, drawling to hide the shake in his voice. âThough it could use more meâ he nods his head at the miniature Lohen shrine growing in your corner.
âHow stressed am I that Iâm seeing things now?â You sigh and slump your shoulders. You donât know where to put your eyes. Your Yumeship is standing right there. Ever since you laid eyes on his character model you were smitten. His slate colored hair, enigmatic eyes, and cute mole.
And now he was right in front of you. Hand on his hip and smirking at you. His cheeks are chubby.
âAt least feed me while you ogle me.â He says, leaning in. Did he really just say that? Itâs all worth it when he sees you jump and run to the kitchen. Muttering apologies and hiding your bashful face. That really was the best dialog option. He gets to see the rest of your house, get fed by you, and tease you!
Self aware!Lohen who has to fight every cell in his body not to devour the stale rice and curry you place in front of him. If it werenât for rigorous ranged combat and aim training, he wouldnât be able to stop the shake of his hands from holding the same spoon youâve probably eaten from hundreds of times. And to think youâre letting him lick it too!
âSorry, I havenât gone grocery shopping inâŠâ you look to your side, as if youâd find the answer written in the west. Shame creeps up your neck when you see the mess in your living room. And you canât bear to turn your head to see the sink full of dishes and rotting food. Please please please donât let him use the bathroom.
âAges.â He finishes, savoring the last grain of rice. âI canât tell though, youâre a great cook.â He says, placing his hand in his cheek as he gazes at you. Your cheeks redden and he prays desperately that his donât.
âYeah.â Your voice cracks. You look at your lap, clutching your fists, trying desperately not to cry. The motion doesnât go unnoticed by Lohen. He washes his plate and goes to stand behind you. Letting his hand rest on your shoulder. Electro runs down both of your spines at the contact. Lohen had read about similar things in your fan fiction. Surely you wouldnât push him away?
âIm so sorry about the mess, I- works been hounding me, andâŠâ
Self aware!Lohen who thinks âscrew it. I love her, she likes meâ so he leans down and places a small kiss on her hair.
âItâs okay, I donât mind.â
Reader.exe has stopped working.
Reader.exe has fainted.
Reader.exe is falling face first onto the dining table.
Reader.exe is caught by Lohen and is swiftly taken to her bedroom.
Self aware!Lohen who ties a cute apron on, snaps a bright pair of yellow gloves and begins tidying up. Starting with the overflowing sink. Lovingly scrubbing each utensil and plate clean. After that he empties the trash thatâs been piling up. Then he takes a vacuum to the living room and a broom to the kitchen again! Then he braves the bathroom, wiping down the mirror and powder bleaching the counter and sink. He ached to clean your room, but he loathed to imagine you thinking him a crass pervert, having his hands all over your laundry and some other hypothetical overstep. He finished his cleaning spree just in time to give the reader some TLC.
Self aware!Lohen who sits beside you, arms raised to give a massage. It would be easier so straddle your back, but he couldnât do that to his darling, not without your tacit agreement. So with discipline and care, he massages all the stress out of his dears tired bones. You were so tired, and looked to peaceful sleeping, that he felt bad setting your alarm so early in the morning. Letting you miss work wouldnât make your stress any lower.
Self aware!Lohen who begrudgingly tears his hands from your back where he was absentmindedly caressing your skin, leaving small kisses over the smooth expanse. He flips you on your side, sleeping on your stomach is bad practice. He crawls back into your computer, not feeling as hollow as usual. He fantasized about when youâd wake up, take in your clean apartment and relish in your rejuvenated limbs. He even took satisfaction in the fact that no other character would do half of what he did for you. He planned to make your obsession with him worth your while.












