SALMUN XVIII @salmun2k18-blog - Tumblr Blog

Delegates, Chairs, Secretariats, Advisors, and everyone who was part of Salmun 2018, we would like to thank you for this amazing conference. You were all part of this and made it memorable for the 2019 senior leadership team. We hope you all enjoyed the time you spent with us and had fun. We wish that you all can keep being involved with world events and issues. We also hope that this Tumblr page has made you laugh at least once and that you can always revisit it and remember all the amazing moments this conference has presented you with. Wakanda might not exist, the Canexican States of America is a crazy suggestion, and Somalia will not be split and cease to exist, but you all can have amazing ideas and change the world. Our crystal ball is not working but we know you guys are the future and are capable of making this world a better place. Remember to always lead by example. The Class of 2019 is forever grateful for everything you contributed towards this conference. Salmun awaits you in 2019, make us proud.

*motion to cry*

*when everything was fine and the delegate of the USA threaten to leave the UN*

*watching the delegate of the UK raise her placard again*

*when your amendment is not accepted*

*those delegates at the GA who don’t even know what a crisis is*

*shy delegates who don’t speak in the GA and just watch everything burn*

delegate: “the president was diplomatically elected”

delegate of the USA: First of all, a president is DEMOCRATICALLY elected, not diplomatically.

*secretariats running around and through rows to give microphones to the delegates*

*certain delegates hiding the fact that they are on Netflix or playing games...*

#salmun #mun #modelun #salmun2k18

*school bell rings*

americas’ chair (from visiting school) - Delegates! Please turn off your cellphones!

Delegate of Mexico: "the connection between countries will make america great, not again, but for the first time"

*after creating Canexican States of America* Delegation of Chile: "how can the delegate assume the cultures will combine?

Delegation of Mexico: "the world in the beginning was called pangea"

*Secretariat enters the IAEA*

Chairs: "We are in unmoderated caucus"

Secretariat: "ta gente, finjam que tão fazendo alguma coisa pra eu tirar foto"

Chair: "delegates please finjam que tao fazendo alguma coisa pra ela tirar foto"

Other chair: "deixa eu ligar o projetor"

*delegates start raising placards and posing for photos*

Middle eastern caucus:

*Delegation of Syria asks for a right of reply* Delegate of Jordan: “eu não vou pedir desculpinha” Chair: “delegates if you ask for a right of reply, most of the times you will receive a no. So only ask if you are really offended” Delegation of Syria: “the delegation is really offended” Delegate of Jordan: “the delegate apologize” *Seconds after the delegate of Jordan takes out the picture of Bashar al Assad from the bord* Delegation of Syria: “this is blasphemy”

Asian caucus:

*Delegate does not ask for a follow-up and makes another point of information *

Chair “Delegate, is a follow up in order?” DPRK “Yes”

-"Was the human rights declaration written by Allah? No, so it should not be considered"

-"Was this resolution written by Allah?" - Somali Khalifah and Burundi

African Caucus:

“Doesn't the delegate believe that live streaming decapitations is not family friendly content?” - Uganda

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