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Be Happy. Be Strong. Be Grateful. Be Nice. Be True. Be Free. Pansexuel. Sagittarius. Ravenclaw. What the hell is gender??! Patronus is a Cheetah. Cats. Star Trek. Stucky. McDanno. Harry Potter and the rest of the fandoms hell pits that I have fallen into. English is not my native language. I love Cakes and Coffee, Books and Rain, Witchy Things and Witchcrafts, DIY and Travel, GREEN IS MY FAVVV COLOR :) Also, I'm being told that I'm super weird! Nice to meet you!

[luckykittens198]

Anyone knew which chapter Cale fainted/threw up blood?

I want to reread those part. The emotion they envoke is something else

[mika-zuko-deactivated20210822]

I gotcha bestie

TCF HIGHLIGHTS

CALE GETTING HURT:

•Chapter 45 : Magical Bombs [Spat Blood]

•Chapter 55 : Protect Knights From Toonka [Buckling knee, Drenched]

•Chapter 80 Giant Wave + Dragon Drying [Headache, Drenched] Chapter

•112 Red Thunderbolt [Spat Blood (A Copious Amount)]

•Chapter 162 Falling Tower [Spat Blood]

•Chapter 177 Eating Pies After Lightning [Spat Blood]

•Chapter 183 Destroying Houses [Spat Blood]

•Chapter 198 First Line Of War Defense [Blood Coming Out Of All Orifices]

•Chapter 215 ~ 225 War On Dessert & At Sea [Spat Blood]

•Chapter 238 Death Gorge [Blood]

•Chapter 244 "Are you trying to sacrifice yourself?" "Yes"

•Chapter 251 Prince + Raon Introduction [3 Days Left To Live]

•Chapter 257-259 Receiving Sky Eating

•Chapter 295 Putting Out Dragon's Fire [Blood]

•Chapter 302-306 Rose Gold Fire [Blood, Fainted] "Slap me"

•Chapter 339 Vs White Star [Fainted] •Chapter 354 The Wind Whip Trial [Fainted]

•Chapter 384 After Using All 5 + Crown [Shaky]

•Chapter 421 "He is writing a legend :"[Blood]

•Chapter 448 Earth + Water vs WS [Blood]

•Chapter 570 In The Sealed God's Test [Blood]

•Chapter 602 Sealed God's Bullshit [Blood]

•Chapter 607 Using The Shield In SG's Test [Blood, Collapsed]

•Chapter 646 'Instant Skill [Blood, Scars, Fainted]

Other cute stuffs that happens along the way :

•Chapter 6 Cale and Choi Han first meet

•Chapter 53 Saving Paseton's Life and Himbo Bob's first apperance.

•Chapter 58 Offering Dragon a house •Chapter 59 Return home to worried! fam

•Chapter 66 Yandere eyes! Choi Han

•Chapter 67 Concerned! fam about visit to Whipper Kingdom + Dragon Name

•Chapter 71 Pre-battle trash talk

•Chapter 76 Heading into No-Return Path

•Chapter 85 venuon tortute

•Chapter 89 Ron comes back heavily injured.

•Chapter 91 "My Blood Would Be Very Effective."

•Chapter 96 Cale treats Ron from the mermaid poison.

•Chapter 97 Laziness Raises Concern

•Chapter 101 Raon Reveal To Dark Elves

•Chapter 124 "Shouldn't You Blow Up?"

•Chapter 130 Asian Parent! Raon

•Chapter 133 Everyone In The New Villa

•Chapter 140 Big Shots Meeting

•Chapter 147 "Pretended to be trash"

•Chapter 163 Sleeping with Raon

•Chapter 168 Sick Raon!

•Chapter 170 Meeting World Tree Elves

•Chapter 174-175 Cale messing with Clopeh

•Chapter 176 Cale, whose favorite way of working out was breathing.

•Chapter 177 EAT APPLE PIES

•Chapter 178 “I told you I'm okay.”

“I will guard you.”

“I will protect you!”

“I'm going to surround the enemies with poison.”

“I'm going to cover their sights with fog.”

•Chapter 185 Worried Prince

•Chapter 190 Shopping Spree

•Chapter 195 Cale vs Old Nobles

•Chapter 196 Holding Up Shield For 3 Days

•Chapter 197 HUG (Choi + Cale)

•Chapter 198 “You are not the one who will create a legend. That role is already reserved for someone else.”

•Chapter 206 “If I make a mistake, it will be that I accidentally killed them. There will be no other types of mistakes.”

•Chapter 207 “Please just make it so I can make sure the soldiers have time to eat.”

•Chapter 208 Clopeh's New Religion

•Chapter 209 Every1 trynna feed Cale

•Chapter 232 “You seem to be someone who is quite loved.

•Chapter 235 Adressing Insecurities

•Chapter 252 Ron Hearing About 3 Days

•Chapter 258 Immobilized In Bed

•Chapter 259 “Goldie! Why are you saying something that’ll make me want to destroy the world?”

•Chapter 262" Well, you can say that he l almost died but came back to life."

•Chapter 264 HUG (Cale + Alberu)

‘Both you and I have experienced it once. That is why we cannot let it happen again. This is our last house. You know that, right?’ -Ron Molan

•Chapter 285" Human! Didn't you say that you would only use a little bit of your power? Are you trying to collapse again ?!"

•Chapter 269 The reason Cale never explains anything

•Chapter 291 Raon Meet Sr Rex + Billos •Chapter 292" Imma go put out the fire i made "+ Two-man Sick Patient Act

•Chapter 306 Sleep Talking

•Chapter 309" You fucking moron: "

•Chapter 310 Gluttony

•Chapter 320" That can't all be possibly true, right?” “Mhm, that's true. ""Excuse me? "+ Hide And Seek

•Chapter 333 WS Meeting

•Chapter 346 Bud Ilis, barely a day after knowing Cale, "My friend, you're such a good person :"

•Chapter 353 FEELS

•Chapter 354 "Why is only one day's worth of food gone?"

•Chapter 359 "Cale Henituse, this-" "it's fine for me."

•Chapter 362 Taking a call looking drunk

•Chapter 368 Cale Feeding Raon + CHOI HAN'S PAST REVEAL

•Chapter 391 Bud Meets Cloph

•Chapter 394-395 ‘Kim Rok Soo, it’s not your fault.’ <You were the one who was supposed to die.>

•Chapter 402 "Because I think you will use the power if things look bad : "We've had to watch you be in pain like that over and over!"

•Chapter 414 "Apparently, Choi Han woke up while shouting, 'Kim Rok Soo!' Human, do you know who Kim Rok Soo is? "

•Chapter 423 "..Why am I crying? I'm not sad."

•Chapter 424 Kim Rok Soo Meet Choi Han

•Chapter 425 "Oh, by the way, the original owner of your body is living well too. He said he is happy."

•Chapter 432 "It looks like the Henituse household will become at least a Marquis and at maximum a Duke household." + "Do you want to become thw territory lord?"

•Chapter 433 Clopeh + Witira vs Farmer! Cale & Territory Lord Hot Potato

•Chapter 434 Parental Concern

•Chapter 435 Sworn Brotherhood

•Chapter 437 Trash of The Duke's Family

•Chapter 447 Breaking out of illusion

•Chapter 456 Ron + Beacrox Homecoming

•Chapter 460 “It is not the Henituse County anymore. It is the Henituse Duchy now."

•Chapter 463 “Cale-nim, are you planning on sacrificing yourself again? "

•Chapter 470" LaNgUaGe, siX-yEaR oLd "

•Chapter 475" Honestly speaking, Alberu Crossman cherished the current Cale Henituse"

•Chapter 478 DHB Joins The Party

•Chapter 481" The God of Death cherishes heroes, but is willing to sacrifice a few to save the masses. ""It looks like it is you this time. “

•Chapter 483 “Cale-nim ,. Did the God of Death do something?”

•Chapter 485 think your ancestor was a criminal?"

•Chapter 487 Concerned! Alberu on Cale's involvement with GoD

•Chapter 490 Meet Princess Jopis

•Chapter 494 “really seemed to have made a deal with Someone who is worse than the Demonic race.”

•Chapter 500 Guardian Knight fanboys

•Chapter 501 Back To The Other World + Cale faints after getting captured by Fake World Tree

•Chapter 502 Choi + Raon goes feral

•Chapter 503-505 Aluding to 💖🔪

•Chapter 507“You showed our young master-nim despair. You shouldn't have done that."

•Chapter 515" Hand your blood over to us. No, serve it to us."

•Chapter 524".You are someone who has received the will of a god"

•Chapter 525 Conspiracy Theorist! WS •Chapter 527"Do you have any intentions of making the White Star's comments come true?"

•Chapter 528 GoD better watch out for one" innocent "swordsman + baby dragon lord" Cale Henituse, what do you think? Have you thought about it yet? I want to quickly drink your blood."

•Chapter 530 Best Actor goes to.Naru! Cale

•Chapter 535"Please give the order to kill Cale Henituse right away :, Cale Henituse said.

•Chapter 540 Choi + Raon vs WS's first name + face

•Chapter 554 "Cale had instantly fallen into darkness." "There's only one reason that a VoW of death would be cut. "That means that the other person is dead"

•Chapter 555 Sealed God's test start

•Chapter 556 "Cale's eyes teared up at that moment"

•Chapter 580 Cloppeh Sekka 2.0

•Chapter 582 Lee Soo Hyuk Reunion •Chapter 587 Ron continue to scare Alberu

•Chapter 589 <Become the sun.>

•Chapter 603 “It feels like someone is trying to pull my heart out.”

•Chapter 605 "Are you still thinking about protecting others in your current situation?"

•Chapter 615 Beacrox switches to black gloves

•Chapter 616 Caleism spreads to Earth 2

•Chapter 618 Truth Revealed to LSH •Chapter 620 Thanking SG

•Chapter 622 SG's Test Completed

•Chapter 623 Visiting The Henituse Duchy

•Chapter 624 Basen thinks Cale wants him to become the territory lord because he thinks he's gonna die.

•Chapter 627 Reuniting with dad

•Chapter 628 Cale Fanbois

•Chapter 630 Cale in the capital + Cale fanclub

•Chapter 631 Dragon Master Cale

•Chapter 634 Motherhens about Cale's health

•Chapter 637 "Dragons." "..Ah. They're Dragons." "Nod nod. Bud just decided not to think about Cale's group anymore."

•Chapter 640 "We need to destroy everyone who messes with our kids."

•Chapter 655 The OG Cale

•Chapter 687 “I finally think that my life is a bit precious.”

This list wasn't originally mine, I only added a little bit to it but I can't find the original post of the person who made the list

[justanotherpjofan]

I proceed to reblog thanks

[yeehawpim]

a comic about fix-it fanfics

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Simbiosis and Intruder by Anna on ArtStation This artist on Instagram

[sxcvghjm]

I thought the earth remembered me, she took me back so tenderly, arranging her dark skirts, her pockets full of lichens and seeds. I slept as never before, a stone on the riverbed, nothing between me and the white fire of the stars but my thoughts, and they floated light as moths among the branches of the perfect trees. All night I heard the small kingdoms breathing around me, the insects, and the birds who do their work in the darkness. All night I rose and fell, as if in water, grappling with a luminous doom. By morning I had vanished at least a dozen times into something better.

(mary oliver, sleeping in the forest)

[ohmsservice]

[twoheadedfawnn]

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

[suzumori521]

アカウント作り直したので過去絵中心にボチボチ更新していきます。

I have re-created my account.

My creator name is Nishiki Suzumori.

I will update mainly illustrations I have drawn in the past.

All illustrations may not be reproduced without permission.

[filthyfateconfessions]

[tainbocuailnge]

I’m guessing this is mostly just someone lamenting into the void about a ship they don’t like but just in case this is a genuine question I’ve got a tag dedicated to answering it right here. some of it is kind of a joking reach but there’s absolutely a bunch of in-depth discussion of their dynamic in there

tldr;

cu is literally archer’s only friend in fha and they hang out all the time. archer goes out of his way to hang with cu multiple times and they go to the pool together on at least 2 separate occasions. shirou calls them “that macho servant duo” because they’re seen together so much. they don’t hate each other’s guts nearly as much as you might think from just fsn

multiple canon sources used the literal words “destined bond” in relation to them because they keep getting summoned to the same grail wars which is honestly some star crossed lovers bullshit. 

archer has actually been really fond of cu since the very start of fsn and praises him about as much as he insults him. the reason he’s so hostile against cu in fsn is because he’s lashing out and wants to drag cu down to his level and the reason cu is so hostile towards archer is because he can’t understand why a dude who’s honestly really good at what he does doesn’t have any pride in himself and is making such an ass of himself because of it

they’ve got very similar origins and issues (down to both becoming heroes not for some greater good but simply because they wanted to) but cope with them very differently which just makes for a real neat dynamic especially since much of their mutual antagonism is because they see the flaws they don’t want to acknowledge in themselves in each other

they’re specifically designed to look fine as hell together (fsn material explicitly said lancer was designed to match archer)

[lancerstaysatnight]

- They also always remember about the other. If they meet in FSN, they know each other in FGO and FExtella.

This is my Bible, and all of it is true.

[beingatoaster]

A/B/O fanfiction except that instead of people's ~uncontrollable animal instincts~ being rape-y possessive psuedo-wolf bullshit, it's all based on birds

a bunch of broody intense alphas building nests like bowerbirds and doing ridiculous mating dances and song competitions to win over omegas going into heat, please

[bendingsignpost]

I deeply, deeply enjoy the concept of bowerbird alphas, and how that turns the Turbo Perposterone on its head.

Alpha: YOU MENTIONED MISSING YOUR GRANDMA’S PORCH, I HAVE A PORCH, YES, I’VE ALWAYS HAD A PORCH AND THE SWING AND THE FIRE PIT, IT’S JUST UHHHHH NEW PAINT

Alpha: HEY BORROW MY EXTRA GLOVES, WHY YES THEY’RE HOMEMADE, ARE THEY NOT THE WARMEST AND YOUR FAVORITE COLOR, YOU CAN KEEP THEM

Omega: I get really grumpy and a homebody before my heat. I really just wanna hole up somewhere comfortable

Alpha: I HAVE MADE MY HOUSE MORE PHYSICALLY COMFORTABLE THAN YOUR HOUSE AND ALSO TASTEFULLY DECORATED, ARE YOU NOT PLEASED

Omega: Kinda insulted, kinda horny, sure

[hypotheticalwoman]

First, I love this, second, I'm now imagining omegas getting wibbly over alphas who wear REALLY obnoxiously brightly-coloured shirts and break into song Broadway-style in public. The more elaborate the hat your alpha wiill wear for you, the sexier.

[beingatoaster]

Oh my GOSH, yes. The musical as the most romantic form of media!

[jordisstigander]

Hello there!

If you are looking for Reaper, you have found the author. That said, I am still working on this story, but have not posted for a couple of reasons. The most important right now is that I have joined a writing group and am more seriously pursuing publication of my work. Unfortunately, a lot of places do not want to publish anything that has been previously published, even on a small online blog.

So I will probably not be publishing too much more original fiction on Tumblr for the foreseeable future, and I apologize to those who have been waiting for this. But I do have every intention of publishing Reaper and sharing it with the world, and you guys are the reason why.

Here's a collection of my Tumblr-available fiction and poetry:

Reaper:

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Short Stories:

A Tail for Wings

Immorality

My Immortal (Grad Student)

A Midsummer's Eve

A Last Goodbye

Poetry:

A Box Marked Fragile

Green Martyr

Cannot

I Never Asked

Orionid

Tonight

Him, Who I Write Of, Not For

Waiting

Grief

Captured Glory

Meaning

You're Still Here

She-Wolf

Not Enough

Tidally Locked Star

[songtakii]

give me more angst please

[the-arcana-fan-fic]

Lucio: *struggling*

Asra: What? You can't tie your shoes ?

Lucio: I cant tie my shoes but I can fuck your apprentice.

Asra: *screeches*

[jyuukichannart]

I'm glad I found the original post here on Tumblr ahh! Here's my rendition of this, thanks for the inspo 😂👌🏻✨

Originally posted on my acc ✨

[ravefirell]

Cale sure works hard… unfortunately against his wishes u_u

[29-083]

[tweetsongs]

just some omniscient reader’s viewpoint things:

‘i need to use other people in order to survive’ says kim dokja, as he sacrifices himself for others for the 2435432343th time

yjh: ‘i should’ve left you on that bridge where you were dangling’ kdj: ‘but ‘cha didn’t‘

lee gilyoung making a deal with a literal demon and that not being a big deal until like, the last quarter of the book

also the recurring theme of kdj being like ‘im worried lgy is gonna snap he’s getting kind of intense’ while the other characters are like ‘this small bundle of horrifying insects and paper-thin grip on reality is kdj’s kid? yeah that tracks’

han sooyoung, upon seeing the apocalypse: hell yeah it’s hsy time babey *proceeds to make a cult*

kdj calling yjh his ‘life and death companion’ as like, a joke lie in the beginning and becoming their literal mythological name and a huge emotional thread

that time yoo sangah literally reached out of the fourth wall to slam yoo joonghyuk’s dumb bitch face into the wall

kdj in the landlords arc being like ‘maybe if landlords want to have rights they should’ve contributed to society :)))’

angels canonically being unable to swear because of a irl filter like they’re in the good place

han myungoh’s entire character arc being like ‘i WAS an awful rich man but after giving birth i have decided to embrace single motherhood’. 

orv in the peaceland arc: what if we spent an entire arc calling out japanese imperialists

kdj: *tricks kyrgios into becoming his mentor and then steals his technique via a cheat skill* kyrgios: i hate you. you’re my disciple now

anyone, including kdj himself: *gives kdj love and/or validation* kdj: what is that, gross, keep doing it

lee gilyoung simply refusing to believe kdj is dead every time he sacrifices himself

persephone deciding that the best way to bond with the kid she wants to adopt is to dress up as the girl she thinks he has a crush on and interrogate his sexual preferences

jang hayoung being a enby icon

the end of the mass production maker’s arc ultimately being to redistribute his resources

that time when yoo joonhyuk coped with kim dokja’s death by becoming a terrorist

han sooyoung having an enemies to lovers vibe with literally everyone she meets (but especially yoo sangah *gets clocked in the face*)

kdj every day in the apocalypse: i am going to wake up and Choose Chaos

[tweetsongs]

Part 2:

kim dokja: ‘i don’t have a plan’ *scene cut* kim dokja narration: obviously i have a plan

anyone: *is concerned for kdj* kdj: are they doing this For The Clout

kdj asking ppl if he’s ugly and everyone being like ‘yup’ to troll him when in reality he literally has his face mosaic-ed out

shin yoosung: i know who ahjussi likes! its this nice unni lee gilyoung: you fool. you absolute buffoon. hyung is gay kdj: *frantically googling how you can unadopt your unofficial children*

the one time kdj is attracted to a woman who’s not specifically pandering to him it’s yjh in drag

kdj seeing 41st incarnation sys, who has just disemboweled him: yeah i’ll make her my third child

jhw being the extremely exhausted defender of dokhyuk because her sponsor ships them

that moment when 41st sys tells lhs that yjh is going to abandon him and lhs is like ‘that’s nice but i have a crush on kdj’

actually just lhs’s giant obvious crush on kdj

hsy literally faking her death ~for the drama~ and then getting annoyed when people aren’t as melodramatic about it as she wants them to be

hsy faking her death bc she got mad at kdj and ysa for not wanting to murder a literal child

everyone ignoring jihye when she thinks kdj might think she’s cute bc she’s ‘a fresh high schooler’

lgy using kdj’s sleeves to wipe his tears away <3 sys clinging onto kdj when she sees her future self being hurt

kim dadja telling his children to murder him because apparently he is incapable of conceptualizing a parent-child relationship that does not involve homicide

the constellations becoming rockstars??? after the scenarios end???

hsy in the epilogue becoming a professor who’s entire job is to defend webnovels and also fanfiction. we cannot help but stan

[kuuhaiyu]

*redraws the entire webnovel* omniscient reader’s viewpoint fans if youre out there PLEASE make some noise

[bastart13]

Muriel, what an absolute chick magnet