I Would Destroy Myself to Save You.

[specialkidsammy]

saltburnrepeat‌:

        “ Shut up. You love my jokes. ”

“ Suuure… ”

   “ Just hand over the hair brush. ”

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       “ Nah. You want it, you can come and get it.             But you have to ask real nice. ”

[saltburnrepeat]

kingofhellodarling‌

“ So what you’re saying is… ”

   “ You want me back in the kitchen—      like a tight-lipped little housewife? ”

         “ Well...I do like the tight-lipped part. ”

[saltburnrepeat]

specialkidsammy‌

“ Uh huh… ‘Think the real trap is seeing how long you could go without the same old ‘ jokes ’ ”

        “ Shut up. You love my jokes. ”

[amal-albuloshia-deactivated2022]

Turns out this ape did read a book or two. Well played.

[saltburnrepeat]

kingofhellodarling‌

@saltburnrepeat​  //  continued

“ Ah… what’s the matter?      Not enough whip to your cream, darling? ”

          “ Stop talking or so help me — if you keep trying to ruin                food for me, it will be the last thing you ever get to do. ”

[saltburnrepeat]

specialkidsammy‌

@saltburnrepeat​  //  continued

“ Of course not…….      This fabulous hair isn’t gonna brush itself. ”

 “ So it was a trap — Cruel. ”

         “ You know, if brushing it is such a chore,               I could cut it all off for ya. Just sayin’. ”

[saltburnrepeat]

✆

YOUR NAME/RINGTONE/PICTURE IN MY MOBILE

SAMMY+[phone] CALLING…

*You Shook Me by Led Zeppelin plays, circa the dark years*

@specialkidsammy

[saltburnrepeat]

✆

YOUR NAME/RINGTONE/PICTURE IN MY MOBILE

CROWLEY+666 CALLING…

* Nothin’ But A Good Time by Poison plays*

@kingofhellodarling

[saltburnrepeat]

"I have learned my lesson about calling food orgasmic. But at the same time, that strawberry mousse did get me laid, so who's winning here?"

THINGS I HAVE SAID THAT MY BOYFRIEND HAS MADE ME WRITE DOWN MEME

         “One: stop talking. Two: when mousse is involved, everyone wins.”

@kingofhellodarling

[arxchnerd-archive]

Send me a ✆ to know your name/ringtone/picture in my character’s mobile.

[saltburnrepeat]

"Well why do you think I bought a paddle brush?"

THINGS I HAVE SAID THAT MY BOYFRIEND HAS MADE ME WRITE DOWN MEME

          “...Is this a trick question? This feels like a trap...”

@specialkidsammy

[saltburnrepeat]

'Things I have said that my boyfriend has made me write down'

"Oh, I have something fun to show you- wait I already took my bra off, never mind."

"After the cheesy eruption incident in the microwave, it's not safe for civilian use anymore."

"Uh, I have a joke for that, but it only works in code."

"Fucking REFLEXES MAN!"

"You don't do the little Jedi hand motion thing when going through automatic doors? But.. Then where do you source your power?"

"Never use that meme in my presence ever again, or I swear this engagement is off."

"You are such a shitty shit... God I love you. Never change."

"You don't have the qualifications for that dad joke, I object."

"Hence forth that shall just be referred to as 'the incident'."

"You are 89% hot hot leg, and I have absolutely no objections."

"There's no dwarven warrior option. Cannot relate."

"[name], this is your daily reminder that pegging isn't considered vanilla."

"Well why do you think I bought a paddle brush?"

"I have learned my lesson about calling food orgasmic. But at the same time, that strawberry mousse did get me laid, so who's winning here?"

[sagamemes]

                                     you are expendable                                                                                 because you’re a SOLDIER

                                                 and soldiers sacrifice themselves                                                           so others won’t have to

[peytonhalliwel]

Jo ?

[saltburnrepeat]

P E R K Y

P   :   PARTNER.   what does your muse look for in a partner? looks / personality? 

A fling-of-the-night kind of partner is all about looks and agreeability. Dean doesn’t have a specific type. He appreciates beauty for what it is, not for ticking any particular boxes.

With romantic partners, it’s more about personality and he never goes looking for them so he can’t exactly pinpoint exactly what it is that sets things in motion. That bond just sort of forms and by the time he’s privy to it, it’s too late to stop it. Each person who owns a chunk of his heart, owns it for a unique reason. There’s no real common factor as far as Dean can tell. Outside of being willing to die for his loved ones, of course. But even then, there’s plenty of people he’d die for that he doesn’t feel like getting sappy and making a fool of himself with…

E   :   EMBRACE.   does your muse like hugs? what are their hugs like?

Dean really enjoys physical affection, but you wouldn’t know it by how he acts. He hardly ever initiates it—feels guilty/selfish when he does reach out to anyone…He’s more or less in a permanent state of being touch-starved. So when he does hug, he clings to the moment, draws it out for as long as he can and puts all of his pent up emotion behind it. They’re crushing and solid, not a soft kind of lingering. 

R   :   ROMANCE.   is your muse a romantic or a cynic?

Why can’t he be both? Because he’s definitely both, albeit leaning more toward romantic.

K   :   KISS.   is your muse a good kisser? why / why not?

Well, that’s extremely subjective but he certainly thinks he is! He takes his cues from whoever he’s kissing and adapts to compliment their techniques. Being in sync with your partner is what a good kiss is all about, right? Also confidence, but feigning bravado is second nature.

Y   :   YOURS.   does your muse get protective easily?

ahahahahAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes. That’s like all he do.

[saltburnrepeat]

‘ is that a rom-com you’re watching, seriously? ’

WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE STARTER SENTENCES

Dean jumped when he heard Sam’s voice, nearly tossing his peanut M&Ms and popcorn mix into the air. Usually his senses were sharp and he wouldn’t have spooked so easily, but he’d let himself get completely engrossed in the movie and the shame of indulging in crappy television caused him to be more vulnerable to his brother’s mocking.

          “Hardly—! Forgetting Sarah Marshall is more comedy than            anything else…And there’s nothing else on…Shut up!”

@specialkidsammy

[memeorchard]

will you be my valentine~? <3

‘ you can’t be serious, it’s a load of commercialised crap. ’  ‘ it struck me that i don’t show my feelings for you enough. ’  ‘ you have broken my heart and i will never forgive you. ’  ‘ actually, you are the most important person in my life right now. ’ ‘ i guess what i’m saying is i love you. i’m sorry, but i do. ’  ‘ oh, i wonder who my secret admirer is! ’  ‘ someone just sent flowers to the front desk for me. it wasn’t you, was it? ’ ‘ single again, another year running. at least there’s discount chocolates. ’  ‘ i know it’s kind of cliche to propose on valentines day, but– will you marry me? ’ ‘ is that a rom-com you’re watching, seriously? ’  ‘ why is it that i can’t even manage to be cynical and jaded around you anymore?’  ‘ you still only receive a valentines card from your grandma? man that’s sad. ’  ‘ this is the last time we attempt valentines day sex. something always goes wrong, it’s like we’re cursed or something. ’  ‘ the thing is, suddenly when i picture my future, all i can see is you. ’  ‘ they’re doing two-for-one at that super posh restaurant and i wanna try oysters if you want to come with? ’  ‘ this is so inconvenient. i can’t be falling in love with you right now. ’  ‘ you’re my secret admirer! don’t deny it, no one else spells my name like that. ’  ‘ wait, hang on, were you just attempting to flirt? because it was awful but i’m no better and i think i fell in love with you a little bit honestly. ’  ‘ you’re a fucking bastard and you drive me mad but i love you. shit, i really love you. ’  ‘ i can’t bear this anymore. i can’t keep lying, when it’s always been you. ’  ‘ come here and kiss me already. ’  ‘ i tried so hard to forget you, but thing is i can’t get you off my mind. ’ ‘ i just want to meet my mr. darcy and ride off into the sunset, is that too much to ask? ’  ‘ this is really hard to ask so uh, bear with me, but um– i wanted to know if– maybe, i mean, you don’t have to – would you like to go out for dinner with me? ’  ‘ dumped on valentines day. shiiit, that’s some rotten luck, mate. ’  ‘ you forgot valentines day? oh man you’re sooooo dead. ’ ‘ i think actually that you’re the most beautiful human being i’ve ever met. ’  ‘ i know you’re not the romantic type but i at least thought you’d remember. ’ ‘ you really are my everything. ’  ‘ – woah. i – wow. i mean. look at you! you look – incredible tonight. ’  ‘ wearing red on valentines is a little bit cringe isn’t it? ’  ‘ wow. just wow. cheating on me on valentines day. really nice, jackass. ’  ‘ are you breaking up with me? but i – this night was meant to be our date night! ’  ‘ the truth is, i can’t stand to be around you because i can’t stand to be without you. ’  ‘ you have wedding day jitters on valentines day? yikes buddy that bodes well. ’  ‘ you are incredible & i love you so much. i couldn’t be happier that i’m finally marrying you. ’  ‘ let’s get married. right now. let’s just be totally crazy and run off together. ’  ‘ you have saved me in every way a person can be saved. i can’t thank you enough. ’  ‘ will you do me the honour of dancing with me? ’  ‘ oh wow we’ve reached crying-in-the-bathroom level of pre-valentines despair, huh? um, want a hug? some super cheap chocolate? ’  ‘ you are the love of my life and i will love you until my heart stops beating. ’  ‘ in the spirit of valentines day, how about we try again and get it right this time? ’