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⊹ ࣪ ˖ goals: finish scripts | be more romantic 😔 | find a penpal! | get this ass fat(-ter)

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#intro post!#j.d speaksᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ #dividers by cursed carmine #dividers by saradika

superhoeva

body piercer!parker ellis wasn't planning on taking any walk-ins today, but someone else canceled, and she couldn't kick you out after seeing that face. she talks you through the whole process, letting you ask her whatever question you want. gives her opinion on the jewelry you keep eyeing. says she thinks "you'll look pretty in just about anything" in a way that makes you dip your head to hide a grin.

even with the gloves she snaps on, you can feel the warmth of her fingers that sit on your forehead and browbone as she cleans and marks the area. at one point, she's grabbing your chin with a soft grip to tilt your head so you can check the colored ink.

once it's all said and done, she's watching you look at yourself in one of her shop's mirrors, admiring the new piece. parker adores how attentively you listen to post-care instructions, and has to work to ignore the jump of her stomach when you tell her you'd be coming back to her for the next... and the next.

#parker ellis #dr ellis #ellis x reader #parker ellis x reader #dr ellis x reader

destructsequence

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

#forgot i queued this 👼🏾⭐️

gravelocked

𝟏𝟖+ 𝐦𝐝𝐧𝐢 | he sends you a voice message while he’s away.

“hey sweet thing. missing ya’.”

his voice erupted, you could only hear the sound of his breathing, imagining the slow rise and fall of his chest.

“how have you been, mm? eating well? hydrating? you best be taking care of yourself while ’m gone.” he laughed, that squeaky one where you could tell his throat was tight from holding something in.

“wish you could feel how much i’m missing you.” you heard his breath shake at the last syllable, then the tell-tale sound of his zipper slipping down rang out. a loud zzziipp like he wasn’t even trying to hide it.

a moment of silence then a harsh hiss came from his side as he wrapped a hand around his aching member, stroking it to full mast. “shit baby, i’m so hard just thinkin’ about you.” he groaned, then a rustle of clothes came as he shoved his pants down to his ankles.

he shifted his phone so that it was placed right beneath his cock, you could hear it slap against his phone screen, hot and heavy. “listen to it. listen to what you do to me.” he panted, beginning to pump himself, every tug of his length drawing a throaty sigh from him.

“wish you were here. y’know, sucking me off.” he paused to breath, stifling a whine as he imagined the scene in his head. “gosh, you’d look so pretty, mouth full of me. choking on me.” he continued.

“or you could just sit on it. let me hump you ‘til you pass out, all dumbed out on my dick.” he rasped, voice dropping a milky octave. you could hear him spit down on his cock, smearing the glob of saliva over his length.

“if you were here, i’d bend you right over this desk and fuck—” he sped up his strokes, you could tell he was close with how whiny he got. “i’d do so much to you darling, but you’re just not here. and it’s killing me.”

“miss you, so fuckin’ bad.” his voice cracked, you could hear the lewd fap-fap-fap of him fisting his cock ruthlessly, teetering on the edge of release.

“bet you’re touching yourself too, huh?” you could hear his smirk through the phone, “bet you’re getting off at seeing me so desperate and needy. you’re evil.” he grunted.

“shit, i’m close.” he cursed through gritted teeth, you could hear his chair creak under his weight as he pumped his cock, chasing his orgasm.

“this one’s for you.” he panted, the sounds of his fist becoming slicker. after a couple more strokes, he came all over himself with a muffled groan, making a mess everywhere.

“it’s so much.” he grumbled, already regretting what he did knowing he would have to get up and clean off. “and i blame it on you.” he chuckled, you could hear him tucking himself back into his pants.

“anyway. i’ll be back soon. love you, byee.” he spoke before blowing an obnoxious kiss to the phone and cutting the voice message.

insecuregodcomplex

#all of my posts are telepathic invitations to the dm #forgot i queued this 👼🏾⭐️

minxitsy

#i know a couple of bitches actually .#😭

wearing septum jewelry w/ spiked ends be making me feel kinda evil in a good way

#the start of my vamp era js watch #j.d speaksᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ

tojisteddy

BIG DAY FOR US GIRLS WHO LOVE OLD MEN, WAKE UP WAKE UP

#WHOAAAAAA #call of duty #john price

natnormalatall

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

#forgot i queued this 👼🏾⭐️

sunday scaries .

#give me the strength to fight Lord pls 😭#3x social gatherings #class every damn day #work at the most inconvenient time #and my booty call has given me -1xp attention today #anyways how are yall :)

loverifle

new MW4A trailer. No Gaz. First soap now him. What else can infinityward take from me.

#forgot i queued this 👼🏾⭐️

jellyybelly

please go and educate yourselves about everything that trump is doing. ice agents are going out and ripping families apart, killing innocent people, kidnapping people, raping women, etc.

if you support ANYTHING that is happening in the world right now don’t ever interact with my account and block me. you are not welcome here.

children are being KIDNAPPED and held in facilities for simply just existing. if you can reason with the people who are doing said things you actually need to choke.

my entire heart goes out to the families that are experiencing such violence. please educate yourselves and spread the word because i don’t see enough people speaking up about this.

FUCK ICE

FUCK TRUMP

anxiously sitting on all of my Backrooms™️ thoughts until all my friends have seen it

#baby i’m getting purple in the face trying to hold back the nerd #j.d speaksᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ

see the backrooms, felt so much joy from my inner child. and so fucking proud bc younger me would have shat her pants 5 mins in

#this is for all the nerds #and those scared to go potty at 3am #in the backrooms we all fam #j.d speaksᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ