Home of Angels

fallen agent of HEAVEN (Raziel). Indie rp blog, mun and muse 18+ written by Venus  

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‘  hello? you can’t be doing occult stuff like this. it’s a weeknight.  ’ (Saltedwings)

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS

“I AM THE OCCULT.

Everyday IS me.”

@saltedwings

[saltedwings]

“That’s fair and shit but like.. it’s also a weeknight... so if you could just maybe keep it down that would be rad....”

[littlelovelymemes]

 ✰   —  —  —  BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  do you think we’re gonna die here tonight?  ’ ‘  it’s horrifying, chilling… just over all not good.  ’ ‘  should we just get this over with?  ’ ‘  he’s a fucking criminal.  ’ ‘  sharing is caring? meh, go fuck yourself.  ’ ‘  oh god, um… oh my god, i fucking hate this.  ’ ‘  stop banging on the door, you dick.  ’ ‘  what. the fuck. is wrong with you.  ’ ‘  i gotta be honest, this doesn’t really compel me very much.  ’ ‘  that was a joke that i made and then it formed your opinion on it.  ’ ‘  flip that switch. do you think that’s the murder switch?  ’ ‘  this is embarrassing. this is embarrassing for you, i think.  ’ ‘  no one’s ghost-proof.  ’ ‘  i’m ghost-proof.  ’ ‘  you’re not ghost-proof. you’re just an idiot who refuses to see proof.  ’ ‘  i’m ghost-proof, baby!  ’ ‘  that sounded like will smith!  ’ ‘  is will smith dead? has anyone checked the news?!  ’ ‘  the problem is if there’s something that attacks us down here, i’m going to hit my head on the ceiling and my skull will smash.  ’ ‘  alright, buddy. keep your wits about ya.  ’ ‘  let’s get the fuck out of here.  ’ ‘  i kind of just looked into places that would make me wanna die and i think this checks that box.  ’ ‘  did i just blind you? good, good, good. it’ll give you the vision.  ’ ‘  take a drink!  ’ ‘  i’m gonna get you all tanked.  ’ ‘  what do you expect? what insight are you trying to gather from here?  ’ ‘  maybe the noise is a little snake. can you imagine a little snake wrapped around a little pickaxe with a little hat on?  ’ ‘  i’m not trying to do that whole dismissive thing, but… i’m dismissing it.  ’ ‘  alright. alright, man. you just gotta chill.  ’ ‘  i thought ‘glory hole’ used to mean something very innocuous, though.  ’ ‘  it’s where the men fucked the earth hoping to impregnate it with gold.  ’ ‘  a bug flew up my nose.  ’ ‘  i think i’ve swallowed about six tablespoons of bugs at this point.  ’ ‘  it’s so silent aside from the bugs in my ears.  ’ ‘  a bat flew right behind you just now.  ’ ‘  that bat was straight-up going for your ass… it was an ass bat.  ’ ‘  dude, i’m so nervous.  ’ ‘  how can you be nervous with a beautiful sunset like that?  ’ ‘  there’s some pretty shitty things that have happened to people around here.  ’ ‘  can you even look at least a little bit worried?  ’ ‘  yeah, i’m fucking nervous, man. i feel like i’m gonna vomit.  ’ ‘  we’re all assholes here.  ’ ‘  i don’t know why i phrased it ‘lucky for us.’ i think i was feeling brave when i wrote this.  ’ ‘  yeah, this isn’t lucky for you at all.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna try and avoid saying ‘demon’ as much as i can.  ’ ‘  i’m not gonna let you goad me into this, i know what you’re trying to do.  ’ ‘  shut up. we’re moving on.  ’ ‘  you know what? i’m not trying to scare you, but… i got a bad feeling about this one.  ’ ‘  why are you unbuttoning your pants? we’re in public right now.  ’ ‘  oh… you’ve out-dumbed yourself.  ’ ‘  you know, i thought this was gonna be funny, but now i’m actually happy that i have it.  ’ ‘  i’m a whole other coin. just like a chill ass wheat-back penny.  ’ ‘  i’m doing it for the betterment of the science.  ’ ‘  any demons here? you got any demons out tonight? any horn-y boys or whatever they are.  ’ ‘  you may not like this… i’m gonna try to agitate it.  ’ ‘  you do what you gotta do and i’ll do what i gotta do.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna be as crude as possible here.  ’ ‘  no, no, no. just right out of the gate. why build up?  ’ ‘  if you don’t believe then there’s nothing for you to be afraid of, right?  ’ ‘  you can be is big of a prick as you want, but i’m staying over here.  ’ ‘  if you want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to kill me.  ’ ‘  nope! don’t loop me into your shit!  ’ ‘  stop looping me. i hate when you do this to me in demon places.  ’ ‘  i’m not part of his little charade.  ’ ‘  children will come here and tell tales about me.  ’ ‘  shut the fuck up – i’m gonna murder you.  ’ ‘  oh what a load of horse shit.  ’ ‘  oh, skip the theatrics and just go into it.  ’ ‘  if you want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to throw me off.  ’ ‘  you gotta admit, that is an effective technique.  ’ ‘  no, it’s not an effective technique. it’s a way to get killed.  ’ ‘  that’s not how you get them, shut up.  ’ ‘  when’s the last time you ever walked into the dark woods?  ’ ‘  this is so much scarier than hunting fucking sasquatch.  ’ ‘  people usually feel overcome with emotion in here, like a violent emotion.  ’ ‘  give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous. i would appreciate that.  ’ ‘  by the way, these woods are also scary because of the people that might be in there.  ’ ‘  i mean, people are greater threats than demons or ghouls.  ’ ‘  i can’t fight, you can’t fight.  ’ ‘  you’re like one of those carwash floaty things that are out front just wiggling around.  ’ ‘  anyone doing up to no good out here?  ’ ‘  one of these times we’re gonna die.  ’ ‘  oh shit! there’s something over there. i don’t know what it is, but the bushes are moving.   ’ ‘  i just heard a scream.  ’ ‘  well, if we just make it seem like we’re in on it, like… we’re here for the cult stuff.  ’ ‘  we’re here for the cult stuff. we saw the ad on craigslist.  ’ ‘  it feels weird to even joke. i’m so fucking scared right now.  ’ ‘  oh sure they’d be hiding in the bushes. they’re cultists.  ’ ‘  i keep collecting spiderwebs on my face and now i’m just sort of immune to them. i’m just letting them accumulate.  ’ ‘  well, you are just a giant stick walking around.  ’ ‘  oh, this looks fun… an odd collection of branches. looks like a witch lair or something.  ’ ‘  hello? you can’t be doing occult stuff like this. it’s a weeknight.  ’ ‘  dude, wait. you’re fucking crazy.  ’ ‘  you need to chill. you need to chill out.  ’ ‘  hey man, it’s just a plant.  ’ ‘  we kicked goatman off the bridge, it’s ours now.  ’ ‘  goatman, are you out here in the woo– well, he’s out here in the woods ‘cause he’s not tending to his bridge.  ’ ‘  clearly. that’s why finders keepers and all that.  ’ ‘  hey, if there’s cultists out there… i gotta let you know, my pal has a water gun.  ’ ‘  i don’t like this, i don’t like this one bit.  ’ ‘  we are hearing noise from all sides at this point. it’s very blair witch.  ’ ‘  yeah, let’s leave.  ’ ‘  the name ‘steve’ doesn’t really strike fear into the heart.  ’ ‘  i’ll go along with this. fun gimmick.  ’ ‘  well demons, it’s been fun.  ’ ‘  as we snuff these candles so too do we snuff you from this mortal world, you fucking wimp.  ’ ‘  this bridge is officially mine. they’ll tell legends of me here.  ’ ‘  oh god, i feel like i’ve gone to the dark side.  ’ ‘  just gloat a little bit. this is a win for you.  ’

[pedrospascaled]

…that’s not Lucille

[saltedwings]

Dear future me,

Dear Future Me,

Humans really are as good as you think. They’re soft beautiful creatures, and while they make some questionable decisions, dont you dare give up on them. Protect them with everything you are, because we both know you love them dearly. Don’t let the words of others sway you away from what you know is the truth. Hold them in your heart and never let go.

[super-musings-and-memes]

color-coded starter call!

[rxhabilitated]

want me to write you up a starter? inbox me a color for a specific theme/mood!

red for a violent starter orange for an urgent starter yellow for a scary starter green for a friendly starter blue for an angsty starter purple for a silly starter pink for a romantic starter black for a smutty starter

[dailytwdcast]

Jeffrey Dean Morgan photographed by Andrew H. Walker at Variety Portrait Studio at Comic-Con 2018 on July 21, 2018 in San Diego, California

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requested by strange-life-strange-world

[mypapawinchester]

[huntingtrip]

“You look like you haven’t slept in four days.” (Saltedwings)

       because he hasn’t.     the soft TISK that the back of dean’s throat is hidden in a groan as he looks up at the creature he’s been trying to kill for three months. bloody thing won’t die HE’S RATHER HAD ENOUGH OF HIM. but he isn’t what’s been keeping dean up at night —– that would be his brother, and the fact he’s too scared to leave him un…supervised at night, the nightmares sam keeps saying that he’s having are… hurting him. and dean needs to find out how to stop them… “ how is that your business. ”

[saltedwings]

“If you’re trying to kill me, which I don’t think is a good idea and I certainly don’t appreciate, id rather you be on top of your game.” The angel said calmly, cutting and lighting a cigar, taking a few long drags from it. “I don’t get why you’re after me. I don’t hurt people.”

[vhsmeme]

* sleep starters

‘ did you get any sleep last night? ’

‘ you need rest. ’

‘ you talk in your sleep. ’

‘ it’s four in the morning. why are you still up? ’

‘ i’ll be right here when you wake up. ’

‘ every time i close my eyes, i see it. over and over again. ’

‘ wake up! it’s only a dream! ’ 

‘ i have tea. will that help you sleep? ’ 

‘ i’m so tired… but i have to stay awake. ’

‘ it was just a dream? ’

‘ you need a nap. ’

‘ time for bed. no ifs, ands, or buts. ’

‘ it was just a dream. ’

‘ don’t worry. i’ll keep the monsters away tonight. ’

‘ if you don’t get some sleep soon, you’ll make yourself sick. ’

‘ you haven’t slept in days. do you want to talk about it? ’

‘ i had a bad dream. is it okay if i sleep in here? ’

‘ i’ll go to bed when i’m ready, so fuck off. ’

‘ i’m. not. sleepy. ’

‘ you’ll feel better after a good night’s sleep. ’

‘ could you stay with me – just until i fall asleep? ’

‘ there’s no one else here. it was all a bad dream. ’

‘ you’re spilling milk all over the table. ’ 

‘ c’mon, lazybones. you’ve slept enough. ’

[textsfromthetailors]

(919): I don’t need a lecture. I’m 51. I know I’m an idiot.

[knuckleduster]

i love sacrilege and i do enjoy some blasphemy from time to time, it is all very sexy

[eightyearsalone--archive-deacti]

You officially have permission to slam my character against the wall and kiss them. Enjoy.

[theoneswithoutpacks]

Specify which muse

[ingloriousmemes]

Tell my muse how you'd fuck them. Tell them your fantasies. Make them horny, flustered--make them need you.

[shittyrpmemes]

* ∘ ∙ — soft sentence starters (pt 5)

triggers for self hatred / implied self harm

“what did you do to save the world today?”

“don’t worry. it will all look ridiculous in a few years, anyway.”

“be yourself only for yourself”

“so many people love you. don’t focus on the people who don’t.”

“i’m so proud of you. really.”

“sad about the way things are going but i know it’s for the best.”

“i have the least amount of consideration for my own well-being.”

“you save everyone, but who saves you?”

“i spent the night in space.”

“i’m tired of being nice”

“you’ve come so far.”

“make no mistake, i’d leave if i could.”

“i just want to believe in myself.”

“sometimes i feel nothing at all or every single thing all at once”

“punch me in the face. i need to feel something”

“no one taught us how to love ourselves.”

“i died today.”

“i think i’m sick inside.”

“i just want to go home.”

“please, let me be.”

“this is everything i didn’t say.”

“i wish i was dead most of the time”

“everything is just getting worse”

“i’d rather be dead”

“your heart’s too big for your body”

“i don’t know what to do. i never did.”

“little lonely soul”

“i’m not feeling much of anything”

“sometimes i worry that i have no real identity”

“same shit, different day”

“til death, we do art”

“i eat flowers because you are what you eat & i want to be beautiful”

“please don’t say that. i don’t want to remember.”

“unlovable & ugly. that’s all i am.”

“endless sleep, that’s all i want.”

“don’t yell at me. i’m soft”

“i’d shuck this meatsuit like a corn husk if i could.”

“i hope i’m not annoying you.”

[fawning-moved]

i’m gay and wanna make out in the middle of the woods.

[shittyrpmemes]

* ∘ ∙ — soft sentence starters (pt 6)

“i’m so fucking sick & tired of the world”

“i fucked up. i’m so sorry”

“physically: into you. mentally: over you.”

“where did my happiness go?”

“how do i make the sadness stop?”

“in the garden, i will die. in the roses, they will kill me. i was going, mother, to pick roses, to find death”

“nobody cares unless you’re pretty or dying.”

“stop living in fear.”

“am i a bad person?”

“i’m full of rage. sometimes i think that’s all of me left”

“unpredictable, undeniable, unleashed, unwind”

“keep loving. keep fighting”

“my rose garden dreams set on fire by fiends”

“why do we know, but act like we don’t?”

“you can do this. if not alone, together.”

“the youth is rotting, crying & dying”

“a little more of her is gone. i can see it in her eyes.”

“i have a weakness for you”

“i’ve got baggage.”

“sometimes i feel like giving up, but i just can’t.”

“if we don’t talk again, remember i loved you”

“may the bridges i burn light the way”

“will you hate me if i tell you a secret?”

“how terrible is it to love something that death can touch”

“what happened to me?”

“it’s not fun anymore”

“why am i so angry?”

“time doesn’t erase, but it invites you to heal, ask questions & accept.”

“it’s not enough to tell you how it feels. i want you to feel my pain.”