right as rain

Soy yo.

[bfwonho]

this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in

[important-animal-images]

[jinxproof]

© Chen Yung Hua

[bobbyjean]

[fullmoonguidance]

meet penis from my new cartoon "steamboat penis" where the titular character penis pilots a boat shaped like a penis right into some sharp rocks killing himself and all other 42 passengers on board

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[gaynfl-moved]

very late contender for tweet of the year

[sovietnam]

[cristoferhamr]

[sacred-portal]

[cosmonautroger]

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

[sillyimage]

x

[epilepticsaints]

[whorevanguard]

the tumblrina is, by nature, unemployed in spirit — even when trapped in her place of employment, encumbered with obligations, she disregards them, firing off mediocre posts across all subject matters at great speed. thus posting is revealed not as a ritualistic-spiritual practice, as theorised by historians in previous eras, with less access to source material, but rather as the (strikingly contemporary!) 21st century laborer's attempt to break free of the shakles of alienation, even if only for a moment. even a zero note post is fifteen minutes not spent on admin, as some of the primary sources remark.

[sids]

And Dear God, please, let Spongebob have a good day at the Krusty Krab, and show him the way in managerial burgerness. Amen

[slicedcheesegremlin]

dimmadon't forget

[kosmogrl]