Just keep swimmin'!

'Sup, I'm Marlon! I'm a third year here at Seikou! It's not all that bad when you think about it, 'right? Shoots, we'll be outta here in no time! Seikou Academy

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"Did you know that even with seatbelts, people die all the time in car crashes? I thought that was interesting."

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"Hey, guys!"

[psychicconjecture]

"Hey, Marlon!"

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"'Sup, Lucian? Been a while since we talked!"

[sleeplessdeath]

"Since I am the sole member of the chess club, I will be re-naming it ILASGOC… It’s like a simple game of chess."

[saltwaterswimmer]

"Hey, guys!"

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"Me…?"

[skiptomyhugh]

"Fess up, Marlon, we all know you did it."

[saltwaterswimmer]

"But I didn’t!"

[skiptomyhugh]

"It’s okay, no need to be ashamed. But why did you want to steal them?"

[saltwaterswimmer]

"I dunno, man, I didn't take anything...!"

[saltwaterswimmer]

"Me…?"

[skiptomyhugh]

"Fess up, Marlon, we all know you did it."

[saltwaterswimmer]

"But I didn't!"

[saltwaterswimmer]

"Me...?"

[saltwaterswimmer]

"Hey, by the way, what’s tact?"

[grasslovingprincess]

"Marlon……."

[saltwaterswimmer]

"Yeah...?"

[saltwaterswimmer]

"Hey, by the way, what's tact?"

[saltwaterswimmer]

"But they pretty much are just shorts, for real! What’s the big deal, man? They’re still super comfy ‘n stuff!"

[grasslovingprincess]

"Because they aren’t made for women it’d feel weird !…….Marlon have you really no tact whatsoever? I am perfectly fine with what i’m wearing now."

[saltwaterswimmer]

"Aw, I have tact! It's just like I was sayin', y'know, don't knock somethin' til you try it!"

"But whatever floats your boat...!"

[guiltycutie]

[saltwaterswimmer]

#Why i-is there talk of b-boxers...??

"Good question, man, but why not?"

[saltwaterswimmer]

"Relaaax, Erika! They’re just shorts! And they’re super duper comfy! Don’t knock ‘em til you try ‘em, that’s what I always say!"

[grasslovingprincess]

"Well that’s nice for you to say ! You’re used to wearing those anyway. They’re not just shorts and they’re way too big for me and i’m sure it’d feel like wearing pants under pants. My goodness why am I even talking about such a subject with you….?"

[saltwaterswimmer]

"But they pretty much are just shorts, for real! What's the big deal, man? They're still super comfy 'n stuff!"

[grasslovingprincess]

[saltwaterswimmer]

#what would I even do with boxers I have no use for them

"Wear ‘em, right? They’re super comfy!"

[grasslovingprincess]

Erika replied slightly embarrassed “MARLON I AM A YOUNG LADY I DON’T WEAR THOSE ” The young lady couldn’t comprehend how this man could say such a thing with a smile across his face.

[saltwaterswimmer]

"Relaaax, Erika! They're just shorts! And they're super duper comfy! Don't knock 'em til you try 'em, that's what I always say!"

[grasslovingprincess]

[saltwaterswimmer]

#what would I even do with boxers I have no use for them

"Wear 'em, right? They're super comfy!"

[saltwaterswimmer]

"Y’know, I could give ‘em back, but then he’d probably think I did it…"

[freshwaterwallace]

"What are you talking about so loudly out in the open, ‘Marlon’?:!??!?!?!??!?!??!"

[saltwaterswimmer]

"N-- Nothing! Don't sweat it!"

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