Archie and Jacob on the set of Saltburn
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Keni
we're not kids anymore.

Kaledo Art
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Archie and Jacob on the set of Saltburn
cattonquick hospital au (feat. buff nurse oliver who is into feet ☺️)
"I don't know, Mum, I'm still waiting..." Felix sighs into his phone.
It really was a mistake texting her
at the emegrency room 🤪 not to woory tho it's just my foot
before having talked to any medical professional.
Ollie piss Felix off again
They truly bring out the worst in each other! 💖
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New photos posted by stacyerin_hair
WDYM this isn't Felix? Look at his hair??? His doe-eyes??!! This is Felix!
Jacob Elordi as Nate Jacobs in ‘Euphoria’ season 3
This is just Felix after his and Ollie's wedding, right? RIGHT?! 😭
oliver warmups
your creature of the dark
JACOB ELORDI AS FELIX CATTON | SALTBURN (2023)
Just what I was asking for!
SALTBURN (2023) dir. Emerald Fennell
Barry at the Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man NY Premiere
More YAH!Ramblings~
Felix is absolutely a hobby-hopping liability, especially now he has nobody to shepherd him into "appropriate" passtimes (like golf, why is it always golf?), has too much free time, and doesn't have a small army of people tidying up after him... And he's incredibly susceptible to various Youtube rabbitholes.
He's baking organic dog treats that Baz distrusts, leaving the kitchen in a state. He's going to have a fishtank, but by the time the very large and expensive tank arrives Felix has moved along to something else. Ooh, he's going to landscape the garden but digging's quite hard work, actually, so maybe not. Maybe pottery? By the time he can make a wonky bowl he's gone off the idea of having a kiln, but an outdoor pizza oven seems great, and he can make his own dough...! But it's just such a hassle to make a fire and the pizza oven has been colonised by spiders anyway, so it's time for an indoor activity...
Oliver watches this cycle from a safe distance, having banned Felix's projects (they're always called projects) from his home office, occasionally putting Felix's abandoned impulse buys on the local buy-nothing facebook page. With permission, of course, but Felix never minds. He's very busy making things out of resin now, and he can always buy another of the whatever-it-was Ollie wants out of the way if he remembers what it was for... And this resin stuff is too complicated, but maybe he can get a camera that uses film and develop his own photos instead. It's all chemicals, right?
Or maybe he'll brew his own beer, or take up the tuba, or—
practice
JACOB ELORDI Vogue Forces of Fashion - February 2026
Dior