Sweet n Salty

Some sweet content and some salty content. Sounds like im the perfect snack ; )

[saltydog497]

I like to keep my siren on at 2am in a residential cause, “I ant get no sleep cause of y’all, so y’all ain’t get no sleep cause of me”

[saltydog497]

Listen ma’am I understand you blew your nose to hard and now it’s bleeding...but do you really need to go to the hospital for it???????

[soft-princesa]

me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly

[poems-are-music-deactivated2023]

I feel called out

[fuckingfreud]

[ghoulgirl]

honestly if i lived in halloweentown my entire mood would improve…. no my life would improve

[saltydog497]

Milk

Does anyone actually drink a glass of milk? I’ve never seen someone just straight up drink milk

[memescomedy]

[saltydog497]

Compliments

Me receiving compliments is like trying to put a wrinkled dollar bill into a vending machine...... it’s awkward for everyone involved.

[saltydog497]

TBH

Honestly i get so happy when im walking somewhere and someone smiles at me like yes i see you fellow human, i don’t want to say hi but this gesture says it all

[saltydog497]

Pandora

I keep getting the same add on Pandora over and over again its like “Alright Pandora I get it you want me to be a vet tech. Did you ever stop to think that I don’t want to do that?”

[saltydog497]

Good or Bad vibe

I have the constant inner struggle of wanting to be that bad ass chick but also wanting to wear cute girly stuff 

[saltydog497]

Hands

My stomach was making the rumblies, that only hands could satisfy