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I'm in love with fictional characters// 20 years-old// Literally call me by your favorite fruit 🍓 🫐🍑🍏

[alicewiththreefingers]

He's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese. My good-time boy.

[forbidden-sunlight]

Yandere! Idol with Manager! Reader imagine 🎶

warnings: fem!reader, obsessive behavior, non-con, implied parasocial relationship, minors dni. Credit goes to the artist for the image used above and found on Pinterest.

divider by @strangergraphics-archive

Being the manager of a top-tier idol isn’t as easy as the media perceives it to be; between countless hours of rehearsals, scheduling appearances or interviews, making travel arrangements as well being both a personal assistant and confidante to someone whose concert tickets sell out within ten minutes after being posted online? Absolutely not. But you do it because you want to see the raw talent you had discovered at a piano bar grow as an artist and a singer and share those experiences with the world through his enchanting voice.

You wanted him to thrive, to make connections with other people, and to have a life outside of the recording studio. The problem, ironically, is that he doesn’t want to socialize with anyone unless it is beneficial for him in the long run. You can count on your hand the number of times he willingly went out to have fun - and that’s because you had begged him to.

What drove your idol to spend long hours in the booth, singing his heart out into the microphone and writing lyrics in his notebook? Was it a desire to be known around the world, or was it something else? You could only speculate and pray that he didn’t work himself into a hospital ward as you drove towards the studio with bags of his favorite takeout in the backseat.

Hey, even idols could have cheat days so long as it wasn’t on tour.

Although you were just doing your job - keeping your idol happy, making sure he’s doing the events he’s scheduled for and being polite to the fans who came to see him with hopeful eyes and so on - Yandere! Idol didn’t feel the same. He thought the fans were overbearing, their smiles were disgusting. The online declarations of devotion, how they would do anything for him in the name of love? It makes him want to vomit. He hated traveling early in the morning and the long hours in the recording studio, the interviews, but he did it all for you. He knows you love him; you have to, because you knew him so well and sacrificed so much for him, even at the expense of your own health.

If he had his way, Yandere! Idol would have gladly arranged for the two of you to take personal time off in his private villa, miles away from the city, and bask in each other’s company until the fans were screaming for him, for another album to be released. But if push came to shove, then he could start working on brainstorming the album’s theme - at least under the condition that he would be able get more photos of you on his phone, store them away for only him to see, for inspiration and other things, without your knowledge of course.

It’s a shame they will never know that you have been, and always will be, his inspiration. Without you? He was nothing, as you were nothing without him. You needed him as much as much he needed you.

©️do not repost or use any of the characters depicted here without the author’s permission. forbidden-sunlight, 2025

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WIP WEEKEND + 584 FOLLOWERS SPECIAL

Hello and welcome to my first WIP weekend wrap-up~!

First of all, I would like to thank everyone who has been so supportive of this blog! 584 followers in almost four months since its launch date is nothing to scoff at, and it honestly wouldn’t have been possible without you, dear readers~.

To celebrate, I will take requests for Love and Deepspace starting 9/2/25 to 9/9/25. Please refer to the rules before submitting~.

Although I had originally planned on making this four-day holiday into another 10k writing challenge, it unfortunately did not happen because I was with family. I’ll probably do it closer towards the beginning of winter break.

Here’s what I was able to accomplish over the Labor Day weekend~!

432 words for Submerged Devotion - part three 🌊

1.7k for The Devil’s Advocate - part two ⚔️ between myself and my collaborator @saltyfruitbat.

Another Zayne x non-mc!reader piece has been outlined, hoping to start the drafting phase once Submerged Devotion - part three 🌊 is finished.

The outline for Gabimaru and Maomao!Reader slow-burn series is finished. If anyone would like to be tagged for this story, please comment with a 🍵.

Due to the arrival of both the academia and flu season in my cozy corner of the world, weekly updates will be reduced to monthly updates. I will do my best to keep making #wip weekend posts, though they might be sporadic as well depending on my schedule.

Wish me luck in the coming weeks of autumn, and I hope to be back with more stories to share with everyone~!

[forbidden-sunlight]

Sunny’s WIP Wednesday

The results are in from last week’s poll are in, and it looks like a lot of people would like me to update < I’m Just Trying To Return To My Old World, So Why Won't The Female Lead’s Father Divorce Me?! >

This series is also known Project Constellations, with Regis Adri Floyen from Father I Don’t Want This Marriage! manhwa and a Kim Dokja! Reader.

I am currently looking for a beta-reader to help me with editing/proofreading for this series because I do want to get it finished by October at the latest, worst case scenario is maybe December depending on work 😭 my current word count is at least 350-500 at the moment, I’m hoping to work on it for a little longer before calling it a day.

If you’d like to reach out, please comment on this post or 🍀 if you want to send me good vibes.

[savedenji]

as a society, we need more long fiction where the reader haunts the narrative. yes, I want to be that dead wife at the beginning of each movie. if I disappear or die tragically, i want to haunt the character every moment. we don't need a few paragraphs about how much the character hurts over our death, we want at least 10k where it is established at the beginning of the story that reader is dead, we want to see flashbacks to the past when we were happy. the longer the story goes on, the darker they become, all the way to the present. I never want to leave the character alone.

If you know of any fic like this or are writing one, please recommend it! 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[lexsssu]

Ok but like what if the Hunter Association decides that they wanna do like a super soldier program by having S rankers mate and produce children with a much higher likelihood of also turning out to be S ranks

Alpha!Jinwoo was never the showy type and preferred to keep his personal life private, including maintaining the privacy of his family. Especially that of his mate and only pup at the time, Yeonjin.

So,when the association tries to urge him to mate with fellow S-ranker Cha Hae-in for the good of the country, his shadows flare out in response to the audacity of what they were asking from him.

"No."

That is the only response he allows them to receive from him before he slips out of headquarters, much to their dismay. He is not a chained animal for them to control and experiment with as they see fit.

He KNOWS that they know he was mated and already had a son, but even that isn't enough to deter them from trying to push their little experiment into fruition.

It makes him sick.

It makes him seethe.

Jinwoo mates with you that night with a rarely seen ferocity and animalistic fervor that has you crying out until even speaking becomes an ordeal and practically dripping rivulets of his potent seed.

During the next S-rank hunter meeting not too long after, he throws a pack of positive pregnancy tests upon the table, uncaring of how uncouth he may come off as he stares the chairman down. He is deaf to Cha Hae-in's gasp behind him, unable to give a single flying fuck about a woman who was hoping to tie him down with the association's influence.

[g00miato]

[acaffeinated-constellation]

Dating Sylus headcanons

Special thanks to @jinwoosbabyboo for collaborating with me on this project, these headcanons were a lot of fun to write~! If you are looking for more LADS content to indulge yourself in this summer, I cannot recommend her blog enough~!

content warnings: established relationship, mention of violence, suggestive content, reader can be mc or non!mc, fem!reader, minors dni.

divider by @omi-resources

Sylus is the leader of Onychinus and overseer of the N109 Zone. But just because he is an incredibly busy person with his calendar booked out for at least three months’ worth of appointments, business trips, and social events, that does not mean he won’t neglect you entirely for the sake of profit. He will always make time for you, the person who has filled his dark world with bright colors and warmth he wouldn’t have dared to believe he would experience ever again. 

He has built his criminal empire from ground zero, accumulating wealth over the years that have made him an incredibly desirable bachelor amongst the ladies. It’s too bad that he only has eyes for his precious gem, and he is more than happy to relinquish his black card into your possession for a day of shopping. This guy will definitely be checking his banking app every ten minutes or so to see what you bought with his money, fantasizing just how good you would look in outfits from Linkon’s high-end boutiques (and how long it will take for him to get out of them). Not interested in shopping? That’s all right, he’ll have a tailor come to the base and create custom-made outfits that are to your liking. 

Never be stingy around him, the very idea would damage his reputation, and he is a greedy person by nature. He will encourage you to indulge in the sin of avarice because you should never hold back on claiming what your heart desires in his presence. Did you spend too much money? That’s okay, he’ll just work a little harder to support you. Trust me, that will make Sylus all the more enthusiastic to put in some overtime. 

If he has to leave the N109 Zone to conduct business, he will either leave you in the care of the twins or temporarily recalibrate Mephisto’s programming so his mechanical bird doesn’t bite you while he’s gone. Will call or text you when he can. 

Sylus is the type of person to cuddle with you in private, finish your food for you or eat part of something that you don’t like such as the bottom of a muffin and the icing of a He will have his chef whip up your favorite dishes exactly how you like them made and personally test-tastes to make sure it’s perfect for your pallet. 

Overall, this dangerously attractive man is sweet and attentive towards you. When he says he will burn the world for you, he actually means it. Do not underestimate the lengths that Sylus will go to ensure your happiness.

Sylus has worked hard today. Now it's your turn~. Reply with a🐦‍⬛ if you would like to see more content featuring our sexy dragon or 🪐 if you there is someone else you would to see being written on this blog~. If you would like to be tagged, I will leave to the link to the list here.

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Ex Goon Ex Husband Reader is a vigilante and the co creator of the Goonion. Here are my thoughts and a bit of rambling and its all disjointed, sorry in advance

He became a vigilante a year after Dick became robin

At first he didn't want to get involved. It was Bryce's thing, it was what she was passionate about, saving people and solving mysteries

However, after a case where Bryce needed ex goon, he realized that if he became a vigilante he could spend more time with her and Dick. He could get to know them and bond better, so he decided to become the vigilante known as "The Hound".

He got coined the Hound because he is able to track down anyone like a blood hound, he follows Batwoman around like a lost puppy and -- for the most part -- isn't as violent as Batwoman, even being known to make jokes and talk to the goons of Gotham

Due to ex goon being, well, an ex goon, he knows the best hiding spots for the gangs and mafias of Gotham, he knows how they communicate with each other as well as which cop is being paid and which one isn't

While he is head over heels for Bryce, the man has his loyalties, especially to his old gooning buddies who are still in the trade

He will not let Bryce know his connections due to still being friends with them, but he never gives her a bad tip which is appreciated at least

During his early years as a goon, he got first hand expierence at how strong and rough Bryce is with criminals, so when he became a vigilante he silently syphoned money away and with his goon buddies, created the first goon union ever, with it being called the Goonion of Gotham (Bryce chewed him out for that)

Due to making the Goonion, gooning becomes a legit job. Like, goons in the industry of villainy have benefits like medical and dental, hell they even get childcare!!(Ex Goon became a godfather and was worried about who was watching his goddaughter)

Ex goon is very friendly with the JL. He really enjoys being around them, finding comfort in thier antics

Since he is a vigilante, he oftentimes works with them, developing a good relationship with them in and out of his suit

I think ex goon would enjoy spending time with the more touchy JL members. Man is touch starved and being able to hug people he actually cares about relaxes him.

Ex goon loves it when his kids are being silly around him or try to make him cringe, because he matches their energy

For example, he calls Stephen (male Stephanie) Mr. Son because for some reason Stephen started calling ex goond Mr. Daddy (Stephen def would watch amazing world of gumball (thank my mutual for pointing that out to me) and thought it would be funny to mess with Ex goon and make him cringe)

it backfired though, with ex goon out cringing his son "Come here my sweet, little, angel, baby boy and give your old man a big ol' hug and a kiss!!" ex goon would say dramatically while opening his arms and making dramatic kissy faces to Stephan, causing the blonde boy to run. Ex Goon always gives chase when Stephen runs, usually catching him and giving him a bone crushing hug and kissing Stephen's head, calling Stephen "goldilocks" or "my blond boy" while spinning him around. (Timothea (or Thea for short)(Fem Tim btw, still working on the names though) is in the corner, recording the goofy interaction as possible blackmail, until shes spotted by ex goon and chased herself)

I think Ex goon oftentimes just picks his kids up when he hugs them.

Ex goon learned how to skateboard to hangout with Thea, however the first time he tries to do a trick, he ends up spraining his ankle

He use to be a drummer in a band (dad lore)

He met some of the rogues before they became rogues (dad lore)

Now ex goon may seem like a lenient vigilante and for the most part he is. Due to him being in their same situation not too long ago and can sympathized. However, the gothamite criminals fear him, especially those who dared to dawned the look of a certain clown prince.

While the other exs heard about the loss of their beloved cardinal, ex goon witnessed it and nearly died from it. He made it to the warehouse in time, but due to it being locked, he couldn't get in. He remember slamming his body against the door, trying desperately to save his little duchess. He was about to break a window he found when the warehouse exploded, engulfing his world in ash and flames.

Ex Goon was in a coma for a while after that, with burn scars on his chest and arms as well as injuries from the flying debree. I think he gets his skin graphed and the scars professional "fixed" (he refuses to get rid of one of the scars on his hand, wanting a physical reminder of who he lost)

Thanks to the JL and Bryce's fortune, he was able to heal a lot easier

He had to relearn how to walk after he finally woke up though, the first thing he did when he was able to walk though? He visited Jasmine's grave.

"... I'm sorry for being late..."

is the only thing he says as he stares at the cold stone with his daughter's name engraved on it.

I said this in other posts, but ex goon is the most emotional of all the ex's. During this time he couldn't stop crying, even though he'd try in vain. He might've survived the explosion, but the problems he had afterwords made him wonder if it was worth surviving

Did y'all know there is this condition called Takotsubo cardiomyopathy, also known as Broken heart syndrome? It's a heart condition that, temporarily, weakens the heart's pumping function and it is triggered by emotional or physical stress.

I think ex goon developed this condition during this time, during his time healing and being trapped in a bed in the manor, unable to do anything except think about how he failed to save his little duchess. Failed to save his world.

After he gets better though, being able to move and run, he begins to hunt. he wants that green haired bitches head. He wants her head on a pike so that he can parade it through Gotham as a warning to every criminal and rogue to never touch his kids. He wants to rip her tongue out so that he never has to hear her shrill cackle or how Jasmine acted in her final moments. He wants a life for a life.

He gets the help from his old buddies to track down the Joker. He doesn't tell Bryce or anyone what his plans are (except his best friend who bought the plane ticket for him)

I think Ex Goon almost killed the Joker, I genuinely do, however due to the joker having insane plot armour and Bryce's stupid moral code, he couldn't get the final blow in. That was the first ever big fight the two had. The first of 3 major fights that caused the divorce.

"Dont. Don't you dare lecture me on being a hero Bryce, especially when you're no fucking hero!"

Bryce tries to speak, but ex goon just cuts her off

"How many kids do we have to bury before its too far, Bryce?? How many huh?? One isn't enough for you?!? How many parents have lose their children for you to act?? Or do the kids have to lose their parents like yo-!!"

Ex goon couldn't finish his sentence, Bryce made sure of it. As his fingers touched his cheek, feeling the burning skin where she slapped him, all they could hear of the sound of their breathing. They started at each other, one shocked at the other's words and the other shocked by the other's actions.

"... I wish you let me die Bryce."

[neal-illustrator]

Peek A Boo! I plan on doing a whole series of Famtheon comics addressing the lives, relationships, and pasts of my designs for the greek gods. So keep your eyes peeled for more in the near future!

[talesfromawannabewriter]

Every child deserves a parent, but not every parent deserves a child

[messymoonmad]

What if i kiss your melantho?

I love her so much omfg my glorious wifey wife girlfriend pussy estrogen girl queen woman lady feminine chick boobs uterus girlboss

You can't kiss her she is too busy being all lovey-dovy with eurymachus

[l0s3rd0wnt0wn]

Hellooo idk if you've played the Tekken games before but what if neglected reader is like Lili? Djjsbsjdjd gahh I love her sm and she's like this sassy confident lady hehehe and her outfits are GORGEOUSS 😭😭

And I got this idea for a Lili! Neglected reader while playing the dark resurrection game and how Lili is just this badass Compeating to save her father's business ^^;;

"Please don't tell my father!"

Lili Rochefort!reader x yandere batfam

Bruce and your mother's marriage was not based on love but rather a financial arrangement. She desired Wayne's wealth, and she obtained it. She ensured a biological child with him, even if their divorce was inevitable. Your mother would still retain his riches. Without lifting a finger, which meant you were more of a tool to gain wealth than actually be a daughter.

When your mother was through and had gotten what she wanted, she left you in your father's hands—the cruelest thing the woman ever did to you. Living in the manor was a nightmare. You had thought you were an only child, but life spat in your face and gave you "brothers." Rude, obnoxious, mean, angry, rage-filled, obsessed little creatures with a taste for violence; you found it vile how they would fight like brutes in front of the dinner table, making you almost drop your plate of decadent food Alfred had prepared for you. How beastly you think, watching them fight on TV in ridiculous costumes, fighting crime, and causing public property damage. They barely even had manners at galas or block events. So what if they acted like they wanted nothing to do with you? You wanted nothing to do with them.

"She’s so stuck up."

"She acts like such a princess."

"She walks like she has a stick up her ass."

You didn't care what your siblings said, wiping your long blonde hair in their faces. You were a sophisticated young girl, and that’s what you were raised to be: a good morning routine, daily workouts, piano lessons, and ballet on weekends. You were far from a ruffian; you were a lady and deserved to be treated as such. You didn't care how much Steph hated your prissy attitude or how Cass thought you were weak, how Jason thought you were a spoiled brat, or how Dick and Duke believed you had never been through a day of hardship in your life.

Tim and Damian never agreed, but one thing they could agree on was that all you were was a pretty rich girl, and you never tried to make them think you weren’t. Sure, there was more to you than meets the eye; Alfred knew that, but your brothers could never see it. When your father—the man you had been trying to impress for years with your good behavior, good grades, and overall good everything—wouldn't even spare you a passing glance, your whole world crumbled. He never loved your mother, and you knew better than that, but why couldn’t he love you? All he did was throw his ultimatum black card at you and say, "Not now, [Name]."

He thought you were like your petty mother, that you only cared about inheriting the Wayne fortune, nothing more. So, he kept you occupied with pretty dresses, nice shoes, and fancy ballet slippers. He couldn’t be serious, but the only way your father knew how to communicate was through violence—pure, unadulterated violence. Sitting in spare with Jason, you realized what language your family spoke; even Barbara had spoken it once or twice. It was violence, so you decided to speak their language—this unspoken language of fighting.

Holy shit, was it not fun! No wonder you saw the smile on Cass's face when she fought Duke in a match; it was pure fun watching your opponent fall and grovel underneath you, knowing you had the upper hand in a fight. Knowing you were better was pure bliss. But you must remember to fix your makeup after every match; a lady like you must never mess up her nails. And every time you win, you laugh like a mad woman, but you'll never tell your father that you're a fighter because you're his delicate little girl who's scared of dogs that bark too loudly.

[acaffeinated-constellation]

Boyfriend! Dante Sparda headcanons

special thanks to @namelessgakusei, @jinwoosbabyboo, and @dantes-jacket for letting me bounce off headcanons on this goofy man and adding more context to this fic~!

content warnings: netflix show, Dante is a needy man, implied smut, fem!reader, minors dni.

divider by @cafekitsune

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He might act like a mischievous flirt out on the streets, but Dante is a clingy sweetheart behind closed doors. He will any and every excuse in the book to curl up with you on the couch or in bed and his hands wrapped around your body. In public he'll keep the physical contact to a minimum unless he's really wants to feel the warmth of your soft skin under his calloused fingers.

This man is 100% commited to you. He might not call it a relationship, but a thing. You guys have a thing, and he isn’t going anywhere. He only has eyes for you and you alone. That doesn’t stop him from pulling cheesy one-liners out of his ass, including the whole “ripped and irresistible dreamboat but you can’t just take a guy’s clothes off” spiel when you were just fixing the collar of his coat.

Definitely would feel awful if he has to cancel a date to do a job Enzo signed him up for without any warning again. Just because you understand that he can a substantial amount of money as a demon hunter doesn’t mean the job is always going to come first before you. Is the client upset at the sudden jump in price for his services? Tough luck, it’s called a last-minute fee. Either he’s paid what he owes, or he’ll pass on the job.

Would stash away some of his earnings to take you out somewhere special besides the usual pizza place or the diner. If you have a sweet tooth, he will gladly ask the waitress for an extra spoon so the two of you can share a deluxe strawberry sundae.

Are you a demon hunter? He’ll show off in the field to try and impress you. If you’re a civilian with a regular job, it might take him a little longer to fully disclose the true nature of his “night shifts”. Should you accept him as he is, a half-human, half-demon who takes down supernatural threats? This dork will be stuck to you like glue for a long while, maybe even follow you to the bathroom.

For dates he would take you out on midnight rides around the city or the arcade and try to impress you with his Dance Dance Revolution skills. Not in the mood to go anywhere? No problem! His place has a huge rooftop, with plenty of space for a few pizza boxes and drinks as the two of you observe the streets below.

You may not realize it, but Dante would be secretly elated when you start to leave some of your personal belongings at his place. Got some shirts? There's space in his closet, so help yourself to some of the hangars. You got a toothbrush? Put it right next to his near the sink, he won't mind! He has been on his own for so long that the shop is really just somewhere for him to rest between jobs. The only stuff he actually owns are his weapons, the pool table and the jukebox. When you add your own little knick-knacks, a potted plant on the windowsill or a weighted blanket draped across the back of the couch? It's already starting to feel like a home, somewhere to go back to where his loved one is waiting for him. He hasn't had that since he lost his mother and Vergil in the fire, and he won't let it be taken away from him again.

Dante is someone who greatly treasures people he loves, and that's why no matter where you are, as long as you're together, Dante's fine with it. But if you ask for his permission to bring over more stuff or even clean up his place a bit, he'll appreciate the gesture despite him mentally allowing you to do whatever you want.

His mom's necklace is the last thing he has to remember her by, and he will fight against the entire world if it means to getting it back from the people who could never understand its sentimental value. You understand him, and you don't dare touch let alone breathe near the amulet unless Dante was okay with it, at least with touching the cord. When he wordlessly places his family heirloom in the center of your trembling hands with that soft smile stretching across his face? That's a sign he trusts you with it, to take care of it if something ever happened to him. He loves you, so how could he question your respect and loyalty when you've given him no reason to?

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Dante loves everything about your body, but deep down he is a boob man. He will his hand down your shirt and squeeze you or fall face first into your chest when he's tired. Denying him a feel of your breasts is like denying him pepperoni pizza, which is considered blasphemy to the demon hunter.

Consent is sexy to him. He will not do anything you aren't comfortable doing because your wellbeing and happiness come first.

Dante will not ask to eat you out, just slides down between your legs and peppers your center a few times, then just stares you until you say yes.

He is a biter and loves to leave marks on your body, notably on your thighs. Doesn't matter if they are visible to the public or not, the act itself reassures him you belong to him and him alone. Kind comes with the possessive nature of his other half.

He is a flirt and will get flustered if you respond back with the same enthusiasm. Add a saucy little wink or smirk? This man is a goner.

Takes everything as a challenge. Be prepared if you lose because he will drive it home that he's the winner for hours. He's got the stamina to back it up. It would be a good idea to have a safe word because he still struggles to keep his demon half under control, especially when you are writhing beneath him like the good girl you are~.

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[saltyfruitbat]

I told you he was a boob guy

[cheust]

I LOVE ALL OF YOUR WORK🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️especially the ex goon ex husband and ex wife huhuuu

Thank you! I started writing the ex stuff mainly bc I kept getting recs of manhwas and general fiction where the person who gets cheated on (men or women) and they end up back with the cheater bc they "changed" (barf). Now, I will not shame someone irl who has done that/in the process of it, your life and experiences are valid, I just couldnt do it personally. Cheating is my black and white hard boundary y'know?

But I love my lil ex's, I love how boss babe ex wife is, after dealing with PURE SHIT for 20 years, she cut all contact and now just wants her baby boy, her money and whoever steals her heart and warms her bed.(she went through a small hoe phase you can't convince me she didn't your honor)

Ex Husband is just a chill dude that wants to spend time with his kids, work on his cabin and have nothing to do with Bruce due to the contract (that's how he refers to the marriage) ending. Ex husband is my chilliest and most unbothered of the exs. Plus its funny thinking about how Bruce is increasingly getting yandere while everyone else is like "Okay time for your night night pills Bruce <3"

With Ex goon ex husband, I want him to be the most sensitive and emotional of the ex's, ironically bc he has the criminal record. ex goon is the most avoidant of the three, shying away from Bryce if she is near him, hiding behind people so she doesn't spot him and even moving to a different city all so he can avoid her. He's also the only ex that was a vigilante alongside his kids and Bryce, I'm workshopping his vigilante name but so far I like Hound (because he can track down anyone and bc he use to act like a puppy for batwoman) or Owlman as a nod to the Crime Syndicate version of Batman.

I love imagining ex wife and ex husband comforting ex goon after the divorce, especially since ex goon is a MESS after the divorce, I'm talking drinking straight from the bottle while sobbing "I should call her".

Ex Wife, gently taking the bottle away: "I think its time for bed goonie, you're not okay."

Ex Goon, completely drunk and sniffling: "I miss my wife, Waifu~~!!!!"

Ex husband and ex wife prying the bottle from him: "Fuck your wife!!"

Ex Goon: "I TRIEEEDDDD-AHHHHHH~!!!!! Why doesn't my wife like meeee???"

Ex goon is going to be the biggest crybaby and babygirl, I have to babygirlify my criminal.

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[gay-dorito-dust-deactivated2025]

I just saw ur little nero Fic about S/o and Dante Being his Parents, I wonder If It had been him But older, DMC5 Nero Finding out his Biological dad is actually Vergil and his mother is anonymous, I think his reaction would be distraught and Anger since all his life, he’s been Raised by S/o and Dante

Nero would be in such deep denial, you and Dante have raised him since he would speak, you and Dante were the family he’s ever known and ever cared to love as deeply as he did.

So to find that not only were you both not his actual parents but instead his uncle and aunt/uncle made him extremely confused and angry, though it wasn’t at you both -well maybe a little since you two did withheld this information from him- but mostly at Vergil and his unknown mother, this ‘lady in red’ for giving him away as quickly as possible.

He was honoured that you and Dante had brought him into your lives, give him the childhood that he now knew neither his uncle nor his biological father would ever have, treated him like your own flesh and blood because he was even if he wasn’t your son for Nero knew he’d always be your’s and Dante’s son; despite being presented with truth that said otherwise. There was nothing that anyone could deter him from thinking you as anything but the people who raised him to be who he is today, Vergil had no hand in it at all, having also learnt that he had a son the same time Nero found out that he was that son.

It’s hard for Nero to stop seeing you and Dante as his parents after raising him for so long, it fucks with his mind a little in all honesty becuase he’s wondering if everything you’ve ever told him was true, that you loved him like he was your own son.

‘Of course it’s true Nero.’ You tell him as you rest your hands on his shoulders. ‘You maybe my nephew but you’ll forever be my son, my baby that wouldn’t let go of my hand even when I tried putting you to sleep as a teenager.’ You smiled at him, knowing that this was something he himself will have to determine was truth or not, and how he wants to react to you after all is said and done.

‘Why didn’t either of you tell me.’ He asks, exhausted from his outburst.

‘We didn’t feel it right for you to know, especially since we didn’t think we’d ever see this one ever again.’ Dante intervenes this time as he gestures towards Vergil from afar. ‘Besides you were happy with us, why ruin it by telling you all that.’ He adds as he remembers how happy Nero was when training with him to become a demon hunter and how he’d help you with the house and cooking on occasions, the young lad was raised with love and respect within the forefronts of your minds as it’s the best you could do for a boy who knew nothing of his actual family.

‘But still don’t you think that it would’ve been important for me to know this?’ Nero asks as he looked between you and Dante, like a lost child and uncertain on what he should do, so he looks towards the two people who had given him everything to be the man he is now.

‘What would that change?’ You said. ‘Would it change how you see us? Would we stop being your parents even if you knew the truth?’

‘No.’ Nero replied.

‘Would it make you hate us for withholding this from you?’

‘A little mad but hate you? No never.’

‘Would it make you want to actively seek them out even if we didn’t tell you? Search for the very people who gave you up in hopes of asking them what happened, as if any of their choices is remotely your fault and yours to resolve alone?’ You continued, still very much pissed at Vergil and this forgotten lady for leaving the sweetest soul on his own in an orphanage, it’s a sin you wouldn’t ever forgive them for and never have the room in your heart for how they made your nephew- no- your son feel such a way.

Nero stopped to think about that and realised quickly that he wouldn’t, why would he want to track two people who clearly wanted nothing to do with him, when the people who had given everything to raise him and give him a better life then he would’ve had stood before him with guilt ridden faces, faces that only shown nothing but love and affection for him even when he was being a little shit. You and Dante loved him regardless and would never stop loving him even now, and that was all he needed to know that he would never go after loveless people, not when all the love he’s ever felt and given came from you and Dante.

All the fights, arguments, and the one time where he dreaded saying that neither of you were his parents, Nero knew he had found home and shouldn’t look elsewhere or in anyone for that home that no one could ever replicate.

‘No, why would I when I’ve been given what any child would want from you two: a loving family.’ He says as you brought him into your arms, kissing his forehead.

‘Our son you’ll forever be.’ You whispered to him which only had him hold you tighter as Dante joined you both in the group hug, holding the boy whom he saw as his own and the love of his life that stood by him even after finding out the true origins of Nero.

‘Our son indeed.’ Dante echoed your sentiment, wanting nothing more then to reassure Nero that while he might not like the family he’s from, he’s still got another family that will always love and support him no matter what, even if some arguments may arise but at the end of the day family will fight against each other as well as for each other; And the Sparda family was one family that did both in droves.

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It's super messy but I drew Lamia again!! <3