saltys'

[kingjaffejoffer]

Everyone’s seen this picture a million times in the last 12 hours, but you have to hear the story of how it happened:

Neil Leifer, possibly the best sports photographer of his generation, covered Ali for Time and Sports Illustrated from the early 1960s through Ali’s fight against Larry Holmes.

NEIL LEIFER: “How good was Ali at self-promotion? Let me tell you a story that shows his genius. After he turned pro, Sports Illustrated did a piece on him. They assigned a free-lance photographer named Flip Schulke, and Ali—he was Cassius Clay then—asked, ‘Who do you work for?’ Schulke told him he did a lot of work for Life. This was when Life was the biggest magazine in the country, and Ali wasn’t that big then. He’d won the gold medal, but that was it. There was no reason for Ali to be in Life magazine, so when he said, ‘Man, how about shooting me for Life,’ Schulke told him, ‘I’d love to, but I’d never get it past the editors.’ 

Well, Ali accepted that, but a few minutes later, he was asking questions again. ‘Tell me some of the photographs you’ve done.’ And Schulke explained that he did a lot of underwater photography; that was his specialty. And Ali thought of something on the spur of the moment, which shows what an absolute genius he was. His eyes widened, and he told Schulke, ‘I never told nobody this, but me and Angelo have a secret. Do you know why I’m the fastest heavyweight in the world? I’m the only heavyweight that trains  underwater.’ Schulke said, ‘What do you mean?’ 

And Ali explained, ‘You know why fighters wear heavy shoes when they run? They wear those shoes because, when you take them off and put the other shoes on, you feel real light and you run real fast. Well, I get in the water up to my neck and I punch in the water, and then when I get out of the water, I’m lightning fast because there’s no resistance.’ Schulke was skeptical, but Ali swore it was the truth, and to prove his point, he told Schulke, ‘Tomorrow morning, you can see me do it. I do it every morning with Angelo, and no one’s ever seen it before. I’ll let you photograph it for Life magazine as an exclusive.’ 

So Schulke called up Life and suggested the piece, and I think they ran five pages of Ali up to his neck in a swimming pool. And the two things I remember most about that were, first, Ali couldn’t swim, not a bit; and second, Ali had never thrown a punch underwater in his life. It was a total bullshit story he made up, but it got him in Life, and Life didn’t do it as a joke. They were convinced he trained underwater. Now that’s a genius you don’t see in people very often. Genius and a bit of a con man, too.” 

[worstseawitch]

women with small egos are known to kill themselves 

men with small egos are known to kill others 

[spookylass]

Really?

https://www.afsp.org/understanding-suicide/facts-and-figures

And as for the “killing others” comment, really?

http://www.katu.com/news/local/Mom-who-killed-son-4-because-she-thought-he-was-gay-sentenced-to-minimum-of-25-years-255823211.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/woman-struck-killed-teen-sues-family-article-1.1770602

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/04/28/jury-selection-to-begin-for-tampa-military-mother-accused-killing-her-2/

http://hollywoodlife.com/2014/04/30/chinese-woman-throws-baby-under-moving-truck-kills-daughter-hu-chen/

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/kolkata/Kolkata-mom-kills-boy-slits-own-throat/articleshow/34657984.cms

http://www.hlntv.com/article/2014/05/05/schenecker-julie-opening-statements-murder-trial-florida

15 year old girl stabs and kills 14 year old boy after argument

13 year old girl stabs self, 13 year old friend, and 11 year old sister

14 year old girl stabs and kills 11 year old sister 40 times because she thought she was ungrateful

16 year old girl stabs and kills 16 year old best friend 60 times (what the best friend did wasn’t okay but it did not call for murder)

11 year old girl stabs mother while she is sleeping 9 times because she wasn’t allowed to go outside

Woman stabs boyfriend over $200.

15 year old female stabs 19 year old man who tried to protect his 22 year old female friend (who was also stabbed) after argument

Mother stabs and kills four year old son to death

18 year old female stabs and kills mother in face and neck 79 times

Woman drives car into church and stabs husband on altar for “worshipping Nascar”

24 year old woman stabs sister after argument

34 year old woman stabs fiance over argument on what their wedding color scheme should be

28 year old woman stabs boyfriend in eye for refusing to have a threesome

21 year old stabs 21 year old sister over argument over apple fritters

54 year old woman stabs boyfriend for refusing to stop listening to The Eagles

24 year old woman stabs self and then claims a man did it

52 year old woman stabs 45 year old boyfriend with knife and fork after argument

Woman stabs 61 year old mother

48 year old woman stabs 24 year old boyfriend

Woman stabs fiance for not wanting to drive drunk to the liquor store

Woman in 20s stabs 56 year old stranger after altercation

48 year old woman stabs 27 year old daughter in back

30 year old woman stabs 42 year old man after verbal argument

26 year old woman stabs bf after his dog eats her marijuana

Woman stabs her child’s father after argument

19 year old female stabs 18 year old male after argument

48 year old woman stabs 53 year old husband and kills him

28 year old woman stabs 41 year old after her baby shower

30 year old stabs 26 year old pregnant sister and law and kills both her and baby

Woman stabs cop during a traffic stop

24 year old stabs 28 year old brother over argument about household chores

28 year old woman stabs 16 year old female in the face that she suspected was her boyfriend’s mistress

Woman stabs boyfriend 31 times after he says his ex’s name in his sleep

28 year old woman stabs boyfriend after dispute about a camping trip

33 year old woman stabs 42 year old husband in neck three times after petty argument

49 year old stabs herself and blames ex-husband

Woman stabs husband over television show characters

Woman stabs 23 year old boyfriend after argument

Woman stabs husband because he snored

19 year old female stabs and kills her 19 year old female cousin after argument

23 year old woman stabs family member after argument

Woman kills man for refusing to give her beer

Woman stabs man for refusing to have sex with her, threatens to cry rape

Woman rips off man’s testicle because he rejected her, tried to swallow it

Woman kills man for refusing to marry her

Woman cuts off man’s penis because of argument

Woman shoots her husband after argument

Woman cuts off cheating boyfriend’s penis, flushes it

Woman suspects husband of cheating, stabs him to death

Woman shoots, kills boyfriend for cheating

Woman stabs boyfriend for cheating in Monopoly board game

Woman shoots, kills man for ending relationship

Woman sets husband’s genitals on fire for hugging another woman, dies

Woman kills, dismembers husband’s body over argument

Mother kills 18-month old twins to get back at husband she thought was cheating

Woman kills husband after he confronts her about affair

Woman kills cheating husband with lethal dose of heroin

Woman runs over, kills cheating husband

Obese woman sits on boyfriend, kills him and avoids jail time

Woman kills boyfriend with stiletto shoe

Woman murders cheating husband with coffee mug

Woman kills boyfriend for not buying her a gift

Woman kills boyfriend who accused her of cheating

Woman stabs and kills boyfriend , Judge: “I hope you die in prison”

Woman shoots, kills ex-boyfriend, buries him in pile of debris

Woman shoots boyfriend in the back of the neck, killing him

Woman shoots boyfriend six times, kills him after argument

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over mother’s day gift

Woman stabs boyfriend to death, also stabbed her husband to death 7 years prior

Woman pushes way into home, stabs boyfriend to death over argument

Woman angry at boyfriend takes her anger out on his 4 year-old

Woman stabs boyfriend to death, thought he was cheating on her

Woman bludgeons husband to death with hammer to pay back loan

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend during argument

Woman murders boyfriend for tweeting out his female crush

Woman shoots and kills boyfriend, kills self while out on bail

Woman stabs to death boyfriend over argument about an ex

Woman stabs and kills boyfriend for social media posts

Woman shoots boyfriend in the face, fails to make it look like suicide

Woman kills boyfriend’s puppies during phone argument

Woman shoots boyfriend in the face with rifle during argument

Woman pushes boyfriend off fence after argument, killing him

Woman attacks boyfriend with large knife, intent to kill

Woman abused, threatens to kill boyfriend in sleep

Woman beats, murders boyfriend and puts him in freezer because he wanted to break up with her

Woman held gun to boyfriend’s head, murders on Christmas

Woman with previous assault charge on another boyfriend stabs and kills different boyfriend

Woman attempts to murder boyfriend with giant breasts

Woman stabs boyfriend in neck, killing him after argument

Woman chokes and stabs ex-boyfriends cat to death

Woman starts argument with boyfriend, stabs and kills with umbrella

Woman kills boyfriend with her car after argument

Woman shoots, kills boyfriend in his bathroom

Woman shoots, kills boyfriend with illegal handgun

Woman sets her boyfriend on fire, killing him

Woman shoots and kills ex-boyfriend multiple times, kills herself

Woman shoots boyfriend in the head, found out he was dating other women

Woman stabs and kills boyfriend over finances

Woman stabs and kills boyfriend’s lizard because she thought he was flirting with other women

Woman shoots, kills boyfriend who wanted to end their relationship and urged her to get an abortion

Woman attempts to murder husband with poison in her vagina

Woman stabs boyfriend to death after he slaps daughter

Woman conspires to have secret lover murder her husband

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over argument on Labor Day

Woman stabs boyfriend in the chest over argument

Woman stabs boyfriend to death after finding photos of other women on cell phone

Woman tortured ex-boyfriend’s dog until it died after argument

Woman stabs boyfriend in his chest and through his lung, nearly killing him

Woman fatally stabs boyfriend during heated argument

Woman kills her boyfriend with blunt force trauma to the head using frying pan

Woman stabs boyfriend to death for drinking her beer

Woman strangles boyfriend to death during argument

Woman stabs boyfriend with serrated knife over argument

Woman shoots, murders boyfriend while she was on house arrest for another murder 11 years prior

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend then texts friend about eating the body

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over dispute

Woman shoots boyfriend in the head, suspecting he was cheating

Woman shoots man in the groin after argument

Woman fires handgun into the home of man who denied her a kiss

Woman stabs husband to death over cheating fears

Woman shoots, kills ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend

Women kills husband, commits suicide

Woman shoots and kills man over argument

Woman kills husband with baseball bat for talking back to her

Woman kills husband, confesses to family then shoots herself

Woman stabs boyfriend 31 times after he said ex’s name in his sleep

Woman shoots husband in the head, shoots herself

Woman kills boyfriend over argument at house party

Woman shoots boyfriend with shotgun for texting another woman

Woman kills boyfriend because she “smelled sex on him”

Woman runs over boyfriend, kills him

Woman stabs boyfriend in the eye for turning down threesome

Woman stabs ex-boyfriend for refusing to stop playing the Eagles

Woman stabs boyfriend, throws out his prosthetic legs so he can’t chase her

Woman ties up, stabs husband 193 times, jury finds her guilty for suspicion of trying to claim life insurance

Woman stabs fiance for refusing to take her to the liquor store

Woman assaults and threatens boyfriend with knife for not cuddling

Woman stabs man with ceramic squirrel for not bring home beer

Woman stabs taxi driver after he refuses to have sex with her

Woman stabs ex-boyfriend in his penis after discovering he had a new girlfriend

Woman stabs boyfriend twice over time he spent in bathroom

Woman stabs boyfriend over Facebook post

Woman stabs her boyfriend several times because his dog ate her marijuana stash

Woman stabs boyfriend for not calling her every two hours

Woman shoots man five times for rejecting her, kills herself

Woman murders ex-boyfriend with liquor laced with poison, was jealous he was engaged to new woman

Florida woman shoots, kills her 2 teenage sons

Mother throws 1 year-old daughter under truck, kills her

California mom stabs her 3 daughters to death. all under 2 years old

Mother attempts to kill her 3 teenage children

Mother kills her infant son by stabbing him to death

Woman kills 2 year-old girl, attempts to kill 10 year-old boy

Utah mom murders 6 newborns, keeps them in garage

Mother charged with trying to suffocate daughter

Woman charged for killing 8-month old baby

Mother drowns both of her sons aged 3 and 6

Mother attempts to drown her 3 children in ocean

Utah mother shoots and kills two teen daughters, then herself

Mother suffocates 14 month old son, fails at attempted suicide

Woman babysitter murders 19 month old boy

Mom kills 7 month old daughter, blames Jesus

Woman operating illegal daycare responsible for 3 month old girl’s death, police find 14 children in her basement

Mom strangles 3 day old baby boy, discarded body in trashcan

Woman suffocates 2 year old girl of fiance, fakes sexual assault by unknown assailant to cover tracks

Mother charged with killing 2 year-old daughter

Mother of several children with history of violence murdered and buried 2 year-old daughter in shallow grave

Mother stabs and kills her 2 children in exorcism

Mother kills her teen son and daughter, self

Mother confesses to killing 10 year-old son

Mother tortures and kills 3 year-old son, burned genitals with lighter

Most child abuse, neglect, and murders are committed by females

So to sum it all up -

- Men commit suicide more often than women

- You are making assumptions about an entire gender, based on your own little ego trip, thinking women are harmless

- man or woman, you are human. Humans can hurt others. 

Please think before you make a post like this - it can hurt others.

[doombrigade]

My god that smackdown was glorious.

[yourownpetard]

Feminists are known to stereotype men in hateful ways.

Citation: The OP.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

OP deleted.

[blondeisawesome]

Putin “taking notes” during Obama’s speech.

[you-all-hate-me-deactivated2015]

If obama was speaking I’d do the same thing

[socialjust-ish]

While it’s very possible he’s doodling, let us not forget that Russian Cursive apparently looks like this:

So it is very possible he just has messy handwriting (look at how he’s holding the pen) and is in fact taking notes.

Or he could just be doodling.

[hominishostilis]

I’ve never seen Russian cursive and now I can’t stop laughing. 

[dontneedfeminism]

This kind of thing is why cursive is a horrible idea.

[snowstorm-thirteen]

Russian doctors notes written in cursive. Pretty sure Putin is actually taking notes.

[nikolasdraperivey]

My eyes….

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

HOW DO THEY UNDERSTAND EACHOTHERS WRITING

[jollycooperationbrothers]

whats your girlfriends tumblr?

My girlfriend doesn’t have tumblr

[saltymrshotgun]

I don't have a tumble" is code for I run a porn blog

[londicimo]

That Psycho Crusher unblockable

[siryouarebeingmocked]

SJW on Facebook shares >a story about a teenage boy being gang-raped so hard he ends up in the hospital< just to make fun of strawmen, displaying no sympathy for the victim at all*.

>Feminism Matters™ Twitter account posts the screenshot to agree with it<.

Shoe0nhead calls them out on it.

Someone points out that >Feminism Matters™ has said not to make rape jokes<.

No response.

Also, just for the cherry on the hypocrisy cake, >FM™ posted a comic the next day, claiming feminists care about men’s issues<. The same issues which >the comic< doesn’t actually admit exist. In fact, >another one of the same artist’s comics clearly says that feminism is about helping women<.

* Ironically, the people who think false accusations are a serious problem also tend to be the sorts of people who try to help male rape victims.

[kanyewesticle]

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

[kanyewesticle]

oh my god

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

fucking fandom references

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

[mynationaltreasure]

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

[kanyewesticle]

This is the post that killed me

[cigarettesandguitarstrings]

This is the post that killed him.

[snoteleks-milk]

IT GOT BETTER

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

Happy Easter!

[rakhma-agape-ahavah]

Word of advice: don’t drink half a bottle of Crown Royal all by yourself when you haven’t had more than one drink a month for many months.

I am so dehydrated I could drink the Atlantic.

[speakerboxx-automotive]

Salt water wouldn’t do much to help fam

[rakhma-agape-ahavah]

DON’T SASS ME IT WAS AN EXPRESSION

[speakerboxx-automotive]

Well looks like you’ve already drank the Atlantic because I’m sensing a lot of salt

[rakhma-agape-ahavah]

[eyughh-deactivated20160712]

[eyughh-deactivated20160712]

[peliculabest]

[kenyatta]

2016 Oscar nominees for Best Picture

[funnypics247]

I wasn’t ready for this, Elmo. I really wasn’t.

[plantfunerals]

oh so you like metal? name 3 blacksmiths

[combatboredom-deactivated201804]

Will, Jaden and Willow. 

[sh1re]

happy easter

[ethantherenegade]

I can confirm this is more or less what went down.

[criedw0lfe]

Most definitely what went down.

[intact101]

Instead of celebrating his grandson’s passage to manhood, a grieving archbishop now has to bury him.

“Next Monday, Zion Methodist Church’s Archbishop Sipho Dlanaye will lay 16-year-old Minentle to rest at Ntsonyini village in Ngqeleni.”

“Minentle was found hanging by a rope at his grandfather’s house in Mchoncho village in Ngqeleni last Wednesday after a 10-month battle with a circumcision complication that saw him having a penile amputation.”

“He could not take it any more. It was too heavy for him to deal with it and he could not see a future as a man after he had a penile amputation following the illegal circumcision that went horribly wrong, said Dlanaye.”

[dearfeminists-deactivated201604]

Dear Feminists,

If you hate rape jokes so much why don’t you boycot, 

Super 

Get Hard 

Family Guy 

Broad City

Horrible Bosses

Saturday Night Live

Naked Gun

Pulp Fiction

American Dad

The Hangover

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

I Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

My Name Is Earl

Brickleberry

Two And A Half Men

Chizuru

Trailer Park Boys

Anchorman

Futurama

30 Rock

Labyrinth of Flames

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

South Park

Reno 911

Ugly America

How I Met Your Mother

Think like a Man

Bob’s Burgers

Drawn Together

Arrested Development 

The Dictator

Pineapple Express

Key and Peele 

Stargate SG-1

The Golden Girls

Your Highness

Half Baked

Iron Sky

Safety Not Guaranteed

Girls Saurus

The Cleveland Show

The Pro

Forty Days And Forty Nights

The Deviants

Neighbors

Up in Smoke

Silver Linings Playbook

Project X

Flight of the Conchords 

Ghostbusters

Life On Mars

Borat

Wedding Crashers

National Lampoon’s After School Special

American Pie

St. Trinians

Peep Show

Veronica Mars

22 Jump Street

The Rookie

It Couldn’t Happen to a Nicer Guy

General Hospital

Seinfeld

Rock of Ages

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Almost Famous

Euro Trip

Horrible Bosses

Dr. Katz

Happy Gilmore

Wanderlust

The Simpsons

Scrubs

This Is 40

Lethal Weapon

Workaholics

Super Troopers

Basket Case 3: The Progeny

Get Him to the Greek

Porterhouse Blue

Rescue Me

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Red Dwarf

Zoolander

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Top Secret

Farscape

Married… with Children

Dagvaktin

Too Close for Comfort

Fresh Meat

Star Trek: The Next Generation

True Blood

Picket Fences

Soap

Ted

This Is the End

That ‘70s Show

Friends

Desperate Housewives

Lost Girl

Weeds

The Game 

United States of Tara

Glappet

Knocked Up

The George Lopez Show

A Thousand Words

The Watch

That’s My Boy

Wait I think I know, It’s becuase all of the rape jokes in those shows and movies only involve men being raped since they couldn’t get away with making those exact same jokes if they were about women. 

[theartofanimation]

Heather Theurer  -  http://disneyfineart.com/artists.php?aID=575theurer&p=3  -  https://es-es.facebook.com/HeatherTheurerArtist  -  http://www.art.co.uk/gallery/id–a80098/heather-theurer-prints.htm

[mr-cappadocia]

Thirteen Girls accuse young man of raping them. Turns out they were not just lying… but they engaged in an active conspiracy to destroy him.

Actual quotes from the girls’ social media accounts:

He needs to be taught a lesson

He’s gunna feel the pain he put every girl thru

This is just gonna be so much fun. <3

He’s been sitting in prison for a year now. In other news women never lie about rape. Much less get together to watch “John Tucker Must Die” as a group and then open up a facebook groupchat for the express purpose of destroying a teenage boy. That could never happen.

And if he did it’s because he had it coming… because, ya know, misandry isn’t real, yo.