A man in the Great Solar Basin

I'm pretty amazing. Who else do you know that can get marriage proposals because of their mashed potatoes? Who else do you know that can have guests from out of the country request a dinner plan of your cooking two weeks before they arrive? Yeah, I can.

[dispeldice]

Genshin bbygirls as dice part 1/????

[dispeldice]

Genshin bbygirls as dice part 2/????

[dispeldice]

Genshin bbygirls as dice part 3/????

They are in love, your honor.

[beehunterkisser]

rouge…… 

[saltyoldbloke]

Sometimes, you just have to steel yourself against a red dragon before you drive the point home. #MonsterHunterWorld #SafiJiiva #PercussiveMaintenance https://www.instagram.com/p/B6H3xbgF31n/?igshid=ecjjenk5a30

[saltyoldbloke]

Meanwhile, I make mashed potatoes once and it's no longer a privilege. It's my damn price of entry to someone's event. 🤣 #WillingToPayThatPrice #VoluntoldPotatoes #YesTheyAreThatGood #YesEveryTime https://www.instagram.com/p/B5S1Qi_FfqW/?igshid=1sblj1scg78ir

[saltyoldbloke]

Yep. That's me. Dead there in the lava. You might be wondering, "How is it that I was so utterly defeated?" One word: Behemoth. #MonsterHunterWorld #FinallyFinished #PS4share https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxbg2NlFVLw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=g8sr37kiphpt

[saltyoldbloke]

Finally sat down and beat Mega Man 11. All this would have been avoided if he had just shot Wily back in 7. #NintendoSwitch #MegaMan11 #WilyWillRiseAgain https://www.instagram.com/p/BxY7YiHleRM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=yldflnb1fr7e

[saltyoldbloke]

The dancers would no longer be ignored... My time of 1:44:21 is horrible given how easy this seed actually was, but I was insistent on getting the spoon lol #FinalFantasy4FreeEnterprise #SeedOfTheWeek #Spoonward #EdgeThrowsSpoonsForDays https://www.instagram.com/p/BwlbZ3NlZ7r/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4y91qnexyx82

[saltyoldbloke]

The link might be broken, but these Nukes are definitely fully functional. #FinalFantasy4FreeEnterprise #Appleseed #Sub30Finally #TwoFuSoYa #TheRealTwinMagic https://www.instagram.com/p/BwS4mGrlcue/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=145x686wqgm5s

[saltyoldbloke]

I think they got tired of being left behind on Zebes... #FinalFantasy4FreeEnterprise #Appleseed #OneInputAwayFromSub30 #SorryGuysButWeSaveTheFrames https://www.instagram.com/p/BwOR_rAlcQB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1p737l9i8u2fj

[saltyoldbloke]

I wonder if, when choosing this sprite, they were waffling on the decision between her and Aunt Jemima. #FinalFantasy4FreeEnterprise #Appleseed #Sub40ButBarely #WafflesSoundGoodRightNow https://www.instagram.com/p/BwKtZCwFiSh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=138ls5lnuqf6n

[saltyoldbloke]

Spent over an hour trying to finish this just to get assaulted by a mustached cactus. What a prick! #FinalFantasy4FreeEnterprise #Appleseed #SupposedToBeSub60 #CactuarNeedsToStopPokingAround https://www.instagram.com/p/BwIUTLLlsS0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=15gwbwju3a0qh

[saltyoldbloke]

You came to the wrong neighborhood... #FinalFantasy4FreeEnterprise #Appleseed #Sub60 #ThisAintTwosonBuddy https://www.instagram.com/p/BwGBsorlO4I/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14y87mqq1zd18

[saltyoldbloke]

Dalton, buddy, I don't have the time to deal with you, today. #FinalFantasy4FreeEnterprise #GetOffMyPlane #Sub40NoElixirs #AlmostDidntMakeIt https://www.instagram.com/p/BwDyCwtl-at/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8hu4ua7nhaqk

[saltyoldbloke]

Absolute Virtue. Absolutely Nuked. #FinalFantasy4FreeEnterprise #GoHomeYoureDrunk #SomehowLostThePass https://www.instagram.com/p/BwAmX4vl70-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ic3lpxtwit9e

[saltyoldbloke]

Dude, you're a little late. I left the Excalibur back on Earth. #FinalFantasy4FreeEnterprise #ShouldHaveTriedSomewhereElse https://www.instagram.com/p/BvzmzCalD9h/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1phiyezamgidk