no bullshit please

i like a lot of things

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im tired of seeing the same faces in gay porn so i guess its time to look at straight porn

i think that johnny sins guy is p cute

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nsfw but imagine masturbating not for the pleasure but to reach the climax bc its the only moment thats not so claustrophobic and everything is clear and unencumbered by overthinking

[saltywrapper-blog]

Okay, the semester's going to end.

So I'm in this class which is required, by law, for every Filipino citizen student to take. It's called "Life and Works of Rizal" which entails the life and written works (for the most part) of our titular National Hero Doctor Jose Rizal. (Except he's only a licensed practitioner of medicine but that's not the point of this post.)

Anyways, I actually failed the preliminary exam. It's sort of motivated me to do better in the midterms, and I learned a lot. There's this one bit with Rizal and his Austrian "best friend and soulmate" Ferdinand Blumentritt. At first I wrote it off as "they probably used soulmate differently back then. It doesn't necessarily mean they were involved." Especially considering Rizal was a womanizer; 9 girlfriends (one is technically just a courtship), four of which are non-Filipinos: O Sei San, Gertrude Beckett, Nellie Boustead and Suzanne Jacoby. But then it kept nagging at me, because Rizal called him "my friend" to "my brother" to "dearest friend" and finally "dearest brother" in his letters to him. In fact, one of the five people Rizal sent a farewell letter to, before his execution, was Ferdinand Blumentritt himself, NOT HIS INTEREST AT THE TIME. I wrote that one off too because Blumentritt was a "Filipinologist" and he basically chronicled Rizal's life.

So now, I really speculate that the drama whore Rizal was also probably bisexual. Don't @ me lmaooo

I've also been listening to the Hamilton soundtrack a lot, bitch can we make a Rizal musical

[saltywrapper-blog]

Yeah but it's a great way of shutting down men handing out unwanted comments on how you look or how attractive you are

im not trying to be rude here but again "thank you" and move on. if the person is making unnecessary advances, say you're not interested, or that you have a partner. its forward and simple and doesnt have to be a big deal. if it turns out to be so, it's on them.

[eternallyanxiousandstressed]

Why Isn’t Tumblr Freaking Out?!?!

Guys. Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed!!!!

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed!

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed.

I don’t know if I’ve said it enough. So…

ARTICLE 13 JUST GOT PASSED!!!!

I have been on tumblr all morning and haven’t seen one post about it yet! I don’t understand how!

ARTICLE 13 JUST GOT PASSED!!!!

It was a 438 to 226 fucking landslide vote too. (https://www.theverge.com/2018/9/12/17849868/eu-internet-copyright-reform-article-11-13-approved)

They’re voting on it one last time in January 2019, but that’s barely any time to change anything!!!!

You still have time to call your MEPs so PLEASE!!! Do so.

If you’re outside of the EU, sign this petition: https://www.change.org/p/axel-voss-save-the-internet-reject-article-13-and-11?recruiter=839558037&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=share_petition

If you don’t know what this means, it’s basically then end of how the internet currently is in Europe. Memes? Nope. Youtubers? Bye!

You’d need a license for everything!!!!

And my fellow Americans my be all like, well, what’s the big deal for us? It’s a Europe deal.

No, because the Youtubers there that you love so much? This effects them too! I’m freaking out because Jack, the person who helps my depression go away, may no longer be able to do what he does!

Guys, we need to stop this somehow. Please.

Call your MEPs. Sign petitions. Protest (Peacefully please. Don’t get hurt).

I’m sorry for tagging you guys if you don’t want to be or already know, I just want as many people to know as possible!

I can’t tag everyone, but if you see this, please reblog it. Spread the news. Sign the petition. Call your MEPs. Do what you can to help stop this from passing in January.

Keep reading

[soft-septiceye]

I don’t live in Europe but this needs to be spread

[sanderssidecanons]

I’m spreading this because this is greatly unsettling to me. I live in europe and really can’t imagine how the future would look like.

[softestvirgil]

I don’t live in Europe but I signed the petition and am signal boosting for all my EU pals. Call your MEPs!

[thejonymyster]

[thejonymyster]

[the-elegant-espeon]

Someone pls put them together

[thejonymyster]

ok

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cursed post

[kascaban]

can we, as a society, start to realize that having a phone does NOT mean you HAVE TO BE accsessible to anyone and everyone at ALL times??

My mom threw a fit at me for not answering my phone while i was at my friends place. Kinda hypocritical too, given how much she complains that “youth these days spend to much time on their phones”

My boss was very CLEARLY not satisfied that i only got back to his text hours after he sent it. My friend didnt speak to me for weeks once bc she thought we were having a FIGHT??? bc i didnt reply to her message on facebook? till the day after she sent it??

i HAVE a phone, that doesnt mean i HAVE TO BE availiable whenever ANYONE decides they want me to be???

what the fuck

can people stop assuming they are entiteled to my attention 24/7??

[shenice-alisha]

this is so important. people need their alone time & their space. & it doesn’t matter if you see them active on social media, sometimes people just like to scroll through their timeline without talking to anyone for a while. you really can’t expect to have someone’s attention every second of the day, it’s not realistic at all.

[kasper-the-ghost]

No matter if you’re a blog dedicated to art or gifs or whatever, if you post artwork that is not yours without credit, you are stealing that piece of work. It does not matter what your blog is for, if you do not give the proper credit you are technically stealing someone’s hard work. Not only that, but if you truely like someone’s art or gifs, Reblog! It is not fair to the artist that you are stealing from.

[nuditea]

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

[queeringfeministreality]

amazing.

[shelbytaylor-deactivated2021011]

Still iconic

[saltywrapper-blog]

obv if you're friends and this is a thing in your banter its fine but like

normal people say thank you and move on. saying "i know" doesn't scream confident to me, it screams vanity/arrogance

[saltywrapper-blog]

theres something wrong when i can get compliments about my weight loss from friends, old teachers and even old coworkers but not my parents

if at anything its "you need to eat more"

[saltywrapper-blog]

so i made an instagram cause i thought "its time, bitch, its probably gonna be more fun than tumblr"

i started following food pages and i shit you not not even 5 min after bots (i think) started following me

I THOUGHT I WOULD ESCAPE THIS SHIT BUT LIKE

im already feeling the urge to delete it cause me having an ig account at this stage is pretty fucking embarrassing lmao but im staying my hand bc rn i should be taking the road i dont usually take

[saltywrapper-blog]

bro theres one patch of skin on my leg where hair wont fucking grow what the fuck

[canape-official]

Disney battle royale

[canape-official]

Judy is a trained policewoman with firearms training

[saltywrapper-blog]

why is the soldier from wreck it ralph 3* too tho

bitch has a laser rifle and is experienced in taking down vermin

[canape-official]

because she is human

judy is a rabbit

dunno bout you but I find rabbits capable of using firearms and sentient thought more notable than humans

[canape-official]

Disney battle royale

[canape-official]

Judy is a trained policewoman with firearms training

[saltywrapper-blog]

why is the soldier from wreck it ralph 3* too tho

bitch has a laser rifle and is experienced in taking down vermin

[lousolversons]

The Cyber Bombings. All of those people. That was my fault.

[saltywrapper-blog]

honestly while i didnt like s3 much bc for me it seemed like sam's style became too self aware (like it almost seemed like a parody)

i did like angela's downward spiral in that she's gotten more of a spotlight, like she's actually contributed to a major event (which she did)

[stiekemekat]

Kestrel taking a dust bath

[lochnutmonster]

[saltywrapper-blog]

IM SORRY BUT I THOUGHT THOSE WERE BOOBS THAT STARTED JIGGLING

[saltywrapper-blog]

i will literally act like im a makeup artist when im on photoshop

i will, i shit you not, airbrush foundation, eyeshadow, blush and highlights and lips using a hard edge