sensitive saltzman

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꧁ 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 ꧂

Hello everyone, my name is Hallie (24+) and this is my lightly canon divergent Josette "Josie" Olivia Saltzman Forbes from the Vampire Diaries universe. I haven’t paid full attention to the show in a long time and while I am rewatching so I can rp with canon compliant writers with ease, I would appreciate checking the google doc below. This has my rules, verses, and my light divergence explained. Please keep checking (I will make additional posts) for when more information is added to the doc about my divergence. A lot will happen through writing as I like to create divergent canon muses quite organically. Thank you for reading and enjoy some fun rp :) 

anti j pl*c and b mich*els | anti al*ric saltzman 

you can also find me @sltzetic, @snowbellls, @stubborrnswan & @luxpurus

google doc here 

pinned post credit here

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in 24 hours i went from graduating this may to returning back to college in the fall for my ed.s. degree , which is equivalent to a doctorate . . . by the time i graduate college entirely , i will be 26 (possibly 27 depending on how long it takes) with two bachelor's in criminology and psychology , a cert in hair and beauty , a masters in school counseling and an ed.s. in school psychology . . . what the fuck ?

[scmeonehurt]

REGINA GEORGE & JANIS IMI’IKE derived from mean girls , 2024 inspired by themes explored in both film & musical beloved by hallie 25+

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MEAN GIRLS (2024) dir. Samantha Jayne, Arturo Perez Jr.

[hosiedaily]

[claraoswalds]

#like mother like daughter

[forbescaroline]

favorite outfits: josie saltzman (season 1)

[promptfairy]

❥    𝐕𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒    [   𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂    ]   .

change gendered language   &   add context to your needs . happy roleplaying !!  ♡

“ the best way to make beautiful art is to constantly expose yourself to new & exciting places . ” “ nothing makes me happier than seeing a plant i’ve grown from a seed produce a gorgeous bloom !! ” “ you have this magic ability to make people happy . i hope you’ll show me how you do it someday . ” “ it’s good to live in the moment & not worry too much about the past . ” “ isn’t that nice ?? we’re all just little clumps of stardust , walking around . ” “ i was so innocent back then , before i learned the cruel ways of the world . ” “ all i want to do right now is hop into a warm bed & not get out until the end of winter . ” “ come on , treat me like a pretty princess !! ” “ i’ll love myself by eating my favorite ice cream & wearing baggy clothes . ” “ lots of folks try to take the easy road , but that just means you’ve gotta deal with a lot of traffic . ” “ thanks for being my friend . you’re always there for me , & i think that’s great . ” “ there are some things you just don’t realize about places until you leave them . ” “ it’s like i gave you a little piece of my heart , & you kept it safe & warm . ” “ i don’t feel like i can trust anyone right now , so i need to be alone . ” “ were you being nice or sarcastic ?? ” “ no matter how much time passes , i can’t forget him . ” “ why think about boys when you could be thinking about really important issues ?? ” “ my dream is for everyone to find something they can be passionate about & to fully enjoy each day . ” “ i’m okay with anything , as long as there’s some romance in the story . . . ” “ you’re looking awful as ever . who dresses you ?? ” “ are you some kind of antisocial freak , or something ?? ” “ whenever we talk , i feel like there’s a lot more going on inside you than you ever let anyone see . ” “ you’re so passive - aggressive . get some therapy . ” “ sometimes , all it takes is a good friend to remind you of all the things you like about your life . ” “ if you waste your time doing something you enjoy , then you’re not wasting your time . ” “ i hope you get stung by a thousand bees . ” “ who decided oranges have to be named after their color , but bananas aren’t just called ‘ yellows ’ . . . ?? ” “ doesn’t the sight of petals falling make you feel sad ?? . . . makes me feel kind of sad . life is so fragile . . . ” “ if i pass out here , please make sure i have some lipstick on . ” “ you could give me bellybutton lint & i would still treasure it . ” “ when you laugh , you look dreamy . ” “ i hope you go to jail & that your stupid house is torn down . ” “ you are in need of some serious fashion first - aid . ” “ what sort of sadist would drag me out of bed this early in the morning ?? ” “ i have to drink ten gallons of mint tea every single day . ” “ well , you’re so pretty , it doesn’t matter what atrocious thing you wear . ” “ there are things you want to do & things you have to do . . . but don’t forget to do nothing now & then . ” “ please don’t question my driving or parking skills . you couldn’t even begin to understand the level i’m on . ”

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? a collection of various questions that can be asked. feel free to change around anything that needs to be !!

" what do you mean ? "

" oh, so now you can tell me ? "

" are you asleep ? "

" do you hate me or something ? "

" can i help you with that ? "

" is that blood ? "

" where did you find this ? "

" do you remember how it used to be ? "

" do you miss me ? "

" can you turn out the light ? "

" did you have a nightmare ? "

" will i always be second best ? "

" why do you love me ? "

" did you apologize ? "

" do you want more rest ? "

" are you okay ? "

" are you going to finish that ? "

" where are you going ? "

" is that smoke ? "

" didn't you quit drinking ? "

" does your mother know ? "

" are we going to be parents ? "

" how do i look ? "

" can i hold you ? "

" is that a puppy ? "

" can i kiss you ? "

" where did that scar come from ? "

" can you hear my voice ? "

" will you shut up for a second ? "

" are you satisfied ? "

" where are you ? "

" where the hell did you go ? "

" why do i smell smoke ? "

" did you try to make me dinner ? "

" will you go out with me ? "

" will you go on a date with me ? "

" will you marry me ? "

" could you please kiss me goodnight ? "

" are you kidding me right now ? "

" did you shut the door on your way out ? "

" can you see me ? "

" did you get a picture of it ? "

[scmeonehurt]

REGINA GEORGE & JANIS IMI’IKE derived from mean girls , 2024 inspired by themes explored in both film & musical beloved by hallie 25+

[greatcstarcher-arch]

"right right.. no law.. yeah, um yes. okay." god, she couldn't be one ounce of cool in this situation. well.. when has kate ever been cool? "i mean, i'm not you know saying you're gross or anything. i- oh god, i mean, you're not! i wouldn't mind kissing you- the mistletoe.. it's not that i don't- you know, i'm just going to stop talking." kate has dug herself a hole so deep that she waved her hand in the air. hoping to erase what just happened.

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" kate , you know you can breathe between words , " josie hadn't meant to fluster the girl . it was kind of adorable how she couldn't quite catch a break when it came to the holiday season , either it was death or someone messing with her emotions . " you are under no obligation to kiss me , it is just probably someone pranking you so then you get freaked out . watch it be clint . " josie had to laugh , trying to get kate out of the hole she accidentally dug herself into .

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i am so upset that i didn't have the time to see the marvels in the cinema, can disney+ like hurry up???

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with the film coming out in a couple weeks , my roman empire is that i saw reneé rapp as regina george on broadway in january of 2020

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“seriously,  i’m  embarrassed  for  you.”

" oh and why would you be embarrassed for me ? lizzie boo , i am the best i have ever been . " anyone could practically smell the dark magic coming off of josie , and while the goody-two-shoes version of her would definitely be embarrassed at how she was acting , this josie couldn't care less . " you should be proud lizzie , i finally know how to stand up for myself , isn't it great ? " she moved closer , a long fingernail tapping lizzie's chest . " oh wait , you wouldn't be , because you are no longer getting the attention . "

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" we're surrounded by those who would like to see us dead. "

" of course we are , " josie sighed deeply , there was never a time that this wasn't the case . not only because of where she went to school , but because of her family , those she associated with . " everyone always wants me dead . so what do you suggest we do ? "

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" i tore a fingernail while getting dressed for school this morning and burst into tears. that’s how messed up i am."

" while i love that you do not think that is typical behavior for you lizzie , it is . " josie couldn't help but chuckle at her sisters misfortune before she ran to the corner , pulling out the first aid kit that was within every dorm room . especially the rooms the twins resided in . " here , " passing her a band aid , josie began to reorganize the messy first aid kit that lizzie had to have messed around with . " we are all messed up lizzie , but it's okay that we are . "

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       "hm, i would say that some people should also know what their lover looks like but alas that didn't seem to be any requirement. it's really surprising that they are still together." leading their little unimportant miserable human lives. basically pitiful.

       "ah, you're one of caroline's miracles. truly astounding that something like your existence is possible." katherine wasn't entirely up-to-date but wasn't it something with magically transferring embryos into another womb? her words had nothing derogatory, it was just really interesting. plus katherine assumed that caroline also belonged to the type of woman who would have wanted children eventually which usually isn't a possibility anymore after one turns into a vampire.

       "good thing is that you shouldn't bother too much about me to even make a decision. the world isn't black and white, you know?" although katherine would bet that most of the people in mystic falls were already biased. || @saltzitivo

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" i mean you are correct in thinking that , " there was such a difference in how katherine held herself when compared to her aunt elena , she could tell the difference when katherine had her back turned . if josie could tell this easily , then why couldn't anyone else ? it was just confusing for the siphoner . the distaste within the vampire's words when her mother was mentioned boiled josie's blood quicker than anyone else ever had .

" don't call me that . " miracle was not a word that josie associated with her and her twin , they were cursed to be alive . while some may think that she was ungrateful to be alive , she was alive because of the gemini curse , nothing more , nothing less . " but yes , caroline is my mom . " while katherine may have not intended negativity , it was her phrasing that stood josie on edge , becoming defensive in her stature .

" trust me , i know the world isn't black and white , dad likes to think it is but , i don't . i don't have an opinion of you , which must be a rarity for you , right ? " she had heard enough stories from others that weren't her family to know that the elusive katherine pierce was infamous amongst the vampire community . especially in mystic falls . " why are you even here ? "