JVL
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
trying on a metaphor
hello vonnie
roma★
izzy's playlists!
cherry valley forever
sheepfilms
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Janaina Medeiros
will byers stan first human second
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
ellievsbear
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
KIROKAZE
AnasAbdin
blake kathryn
Claire Keane
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@salutations-from-trench
This might be my favorite post hahaha
I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???
It’s hilarious that they don’t even know that it’s a bay leaf but aren’t they supposed to be taken out before eating?
when you 70 weeks down a persons instagram and trying to avoid the like button
So how do u kill your self without actually dying
Love someone who doesn’t love you back
rolled up to the girl
Toooooooo fuckin smooth
10/10
The execution.
The precision.
Then he made her laugh…
saw this on my facebook feed and thought it was funny
“When they were little girls, they decided that they would be best friends forever. A whale never forgets a promise.” -Anneliese Juergensen
i have now died. of joy.
I don’t think I’ve seen art of an old mermaid (mermatron? mergranny?) before.
I love it!
Oh look it’s the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen
This is really amazing but I have to say, I read “mermatron” not as “mer-matron,” but as “merma-tron“ and I was just like MERMATRON. AUTOWHALES. SWIM OUT. and I’m ruined my brain is ruined I’m so sorry
Empty meme template. Have at it
@mens-rights-activia
I’m screaming
an enemy
Guren: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Yu: I did. I broke it…
Guren: No. No, you didn’t. Mitsuba?
Mitsuba: Don’t look at me. Look at Shinoa.
Shinoa: What?! I didn’t break it.
Mitsuba: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Shinoa: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Mitsuba: Suspicious.
Shinoa: No, it’s not!
Shinya: If it matters, probably not… Kimizuki was the last one to use it.
Kimizuki: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Shinya: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Kimizuki: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Shinya!
Yu: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, General.
Guren: No. Who broke it?
Shinoa: [whispering] Lieutenant Colonel, Yoichi’s been awfully quiet…
Yoichi: Really?!
Shinoa: Yeah, really!
…
Guren: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Shinoa: Did it hurt?
Guren: Did what hurt?
Shinoa: When you flew too close to the sun and were punished for you hubris?
Ferid: If you don’t want to talk to me, you can just say so.
Mika: I don’t wanna talk to you.
Shinoa Hiragi: I'm kinda cold.
Shiho Kimizuki: Here, Shinoa, you must take my jacket.
Yuichiro Hyakuya: You know what, I'm a bit chilly too, Kimizuki.
Shiho Kimizuki: Well damn, Hyakuya, I can't control the fucking weather, can I?
Guren Ichinose: Shinya, I screwed up big time.
Shinya Hiragi: Guren, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
Shinya: Now stop fighting and help me do this crossword. I need a five letter word for disappointment.
Yuichiro: Guren.
Guren:
Shinya: It fits
Yoichi Saotome: It’s just like in chess. Sometimes in order to win, you’ve got to sacrifice your king.
Shiho Kimizuki: That’s exactly how you lose at chess.
