i dont know why i bothered making this

proud father of a rat baby

[sam-guy-idontknow]

hi, i'm sam

my friend (i think we're friends? i dont know.) dan told me to make a tumblr blog. apparently he thinks people will like me. i dunno.

things are like super weird outside right now i dont know how much i trust making a social media account but hey i'm already here

typing with one hand is really hard so cutme some slack

tags:

#sam's brain thoughts - general musings

#tales from apartment 33 - daily life shizz

#sam answers an ask - replies to an ask(I couldn't thinkof a third tag ok)

ooc:

Holy shit I didn't think I'd get people here like overnight so I guess I gotta make this now

hi hi I'm Kevin, he/him, the host of this blog. my main blog is @swagzthedino if you wanna go check that out

I actually haven't fully beaten look outside. I know some of the endings but I'm still like actively playing the game, so some things that happen to sam here will be based on my first experiences

also, this rp blog is based more around if sam himself had a Tumblr blog, and most posts will be framed that way. magic anons and stuff still work though! it is a weird world in look outside so yk

i am a-ok with basically any kind of shipping with sam. sam might deny it but if you wanna send asks about it thats fine

same with being kinda creepy with him (like how spine or the masked shadow thing are). its look outside sam he's gonna have stalker weirdos

this account is mostly just shitposting but sam flavored

[sam-guy-idontknow]

Youre alive? Ok buddy youre not special. Im alive too

man fuck off.

[sam-guy-idontknow]

YOURE ALIVE????

yeah I think so

[sam-guy-idontknow]

Holy shit. I finally found my phone again. Hey guys.

[voiceinthewall]

' Is this a sign to unwrite the will?

[sam-guy-idontknow]

will?? what will

[voiceinthewall]

' ....

' Yours?? Who else's will would I be writing because it's definitely not mine?? Not yet at least

' Considering you went MIA long enough for ME to notice made me nervous.

[sam-guy-idontknow]

yeah no I'm fine sorry. been getting some killer headaches, though.

[sam-guy-idontknow]

wdym there's mold in your house ??? use fungicide

I'm not using fungicide on Philipe. also he's fully grown again now so I'd feel extra bad if I did that

[sam-guy-idontknow]

Holy shit. I finally found my phone again. Hey guys.

[voiceinthewall]

' Is this a sign to unwrite the will?

[sam-guy-idontknow]

will?? what will

[sam-guy-idontknow]

Where have you been?????

lost in the sewers. and i don't know where else i sort of blacked out i guess. i was helping some spider guy get his class back together and then i started getting dizzy and i passed out for who knows how long.

[sam-guy-idontknow]

Holy shit. I finally found my phone again. Hey guys.

[sam-guy-idontknow]

So much just happened my GOD. There's a fungus moth thing growing in my house now. His name is Phillipe. He's awesome and is my new best friend.

And also that CLOWN visited my house for april fool's day. Euughhh...

And uhh whatelse happened uhh I WAS ATTACKED BY A CAR.

[sam-guy-idontknow]

Which one would you like to pick

Temperance seems chill ngl

[sam-guy-idontknow]

"around here" where do you live? in hell?

No, I live in an apartment building that has had multiple power outs and power surges thanks to this apocalypse that have shorted out a TON of electronics

[sam-guy-idontknow]

Hi 😆

Hi?

[sam-guy-idontknow]

Are you a furry?

no but I respect them

[sam-guy-idontknow]

Do you like photography

i guess. not like a big hobby of mine but its alright

[sam-guy-idontknow]

I want you

i... uh.... what?

[sam-guy-idontknow]

... lyle is a LITTLE ugly

...yeah. but, like in an endearing way. you know?

[sam-guy-idontknow]

Don’t lie about being scared of big spiders bruh you didn’t even have a startle seeing David. Just call Lyle ugly or something be honest </3

Lyle isnt ugly!!!!!!!!!.................also yes i did. i had a big startle and i feel bad.