When I was five years old I had these Spiderman pajamas. And one night, my mom was tucking me in and she tried to give me a raspberry on my tummy. And I tried to crawl away. And what happened was, her eyes were closed, and she grabbed me. And she kissed me on my butt. And it was just the worst. So I know what it’s like to have your butt kissed, literally. And it’s terrible.
Michael Gary Scott (via abrynne)












