Sturgco

Kevin. 22. US Navy. Trying to find myself through the laughter of others. Raised in Florida and living in Sasebo, Japan with my beautiful wife. I will forever skate, cross-fit and I eat more than any human being should. navigation message me theme credit

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[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

this information is so satisfying but idk what to do with it

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[emilianadarling]

holy fuck you guys 

after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:

it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER. 

i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:

THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST. 

[oddballwaterfall]

I love little foreign confusion things like this

[tapufini]

How to experience Florida from anywhere in the world!

Do your laundry!!!

When you put your clothes into the dryer, start it normally.

Wait until the cycle is half done (or whenever your clothes are still damp and the dryer is hot!) and open it.

Stick your face, arm, leg, or whatever body part you want into the dryer!

Congratulations!!! That’s how Florida feels 24/7/365!!!

Enjoy your homemade Florida.

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[daisysdaisysdaisy]

The fuckin DISRESPECT

[elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202]

does anyone else feel like they aged 5 years in the first 6 months of 2016

[beyondhighh]

When you sucking on tha titty and she kisses your forehead>

[esoteric-law89-deactivated20241]

That’s that shit

[driflloon]

me: *is consistently unsure*

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[iamleslieknope]

Omg I want a cat now???????

[girlbortion]

is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?

[dntgetmad]

I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. 😭😂💕🔑

[americadivided-deactivated20170]

This is beyond cute and innocent. I love it 😭

[barelyfittingin]

My guy 💪

[mashallahsis-blog]

This is so cute I love it

[sturgco]

me: falls off cliff in game

me: SHIT

me: accidentally discovers area i needed to go to

me: oh

[hauntbaby]

Just heard a kid say “you’ve opened a can of worms, now lay in it.” More effective and terrifying than the originals tbh. 

[calvinandhobbes-daily]

December 27, 1985

[futuristic-linguistics-deactiva]

This is it. This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in my entire life.

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[joshpeck]

let her sleep