The Big Dog's Yard

Joe Anoa'i aka Roman Reigns. WWE Superstar and dad. GH: thercmanempire 

[sam0an-warri0r]

I wasn’t following one my boyfriends. I’m a terrible partner.

[sam0an-warri0r]

ragerbxy replied to your post: As a Dad™️ I’m obligated to go to bed with socks...

thanks I needed more reasons not to want kids

you sure? I got three, I could loan a couple out.

[sam0an-warri0r]

As a Dad™️ I’m obligated to go to bed with socks on.

[sam0an-warri0r]

Well. Looks like I’m not sleeping any time soon. 

[sam0an-warri0r]

stargazgns replied to your post: stargazgns replied to your post: ...

Good! He deserved it! Im so sorry that that had to happen to you and your family

Unfortunately I'm used to it. I got a lot of hate there for a couple years cause the fans felt like I was being shoved down their throats. I didn't even announce the birth of my sons.

[sam0an-warri0r]

stargazgns replied to your post: stargazgns replied to your post: ...

NO! Oh my god that makes me so sad…

We ended up finding out it was like a fifteen year old kid who was mad that I was getting pushed at work. He got slapped with a restraining order and was banned from WWE shows for life.

[desrtemo]

Thinking about all the SoundCloud rappers trying to figure out how to name drop the virus.

[sam0an-warri0r]

stargazgns replied to your post: Am i late? Multiple of 6

Someone’s made an account about your daughter? That’s whack! I’m so sorry

It's been a few years now, but yeah. They made an account purely to threaten her and say what they'd do to her. It was bad. She was 12 at the time.

[sam0an-warri0r]

Am i late? Multiple of 6

6. What’s your lucky number?  Probably 14. My kids were all born on the 14th, just different months.

12. What was your last dream about?  Spearing Bill Goldberg in half, taking my title belt home, and...well the rest isn’t safe for work.

18. Do you want children? I’ve already got three, I think I’ve got enough

24. Baths or showers? Showers. My big ass hasn’t fit in a bathtub in years

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? Two, otherwise I snore like a freight train

36. Favorite clean word? Y’all’d’ve. I’m from the south.

42. Are you a good judge of character? I like to think so

78. Have you ever done drugs? Yeah. I had a medical marijuana card while I was getting treatment for my cancer. And I was an idiot and took painkillers that weren’t prescribed to me once. 

84. What color is your hair? Black, though I’m starting to get some grey

90. What makes you angry? The quickest way to piss me off is to make an entire social media account dedicated to threatening my daughter. 

96. How did you get your name? My real name is Leati Joseph Anoa’i, I’m named after my dad. I got bullied a lot growing up cause I was the only brown kid with a weird name in my class, so I just started going by Joe and it stuck. 

[sam0an-warri0r]

Time to start my 17th play through of Skyrim

[sam0an-warri0r]

60-73

60. Do you talk to yourself? On the occasion yeah61. Do you sing to yourself? Y’all oughta hear me in the shower62. Are you a good singer? Hell no63. Biggest Fear? Someone hurting my kids or my cancer coming back64. Are you a gossip? Nah, I ain’t got time for that.65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? Pft I don’t watch drama, action all the way66. Do you like long or short hair? Long hair. 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? I can yeah68. Favorite school subject? Gym, imagine that.69. Extrovert or Introvert? At work, extrovert, but I’m kind of introverted at home70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Oh yeah, it’s real fun71. What makes you nervous? Overly scripted shit. I always fuck it up72. Are you scared of the dark? Pft. No. Course not.73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? It depends on the mistake. Something little, probably not. I correct my name a lot. Apparently Anoa’i is hard to say. 

[sam0an-warri0r]

45-55

45. What is your favorite accent? I'm a sucker for a good southern accent46. What is your personality type?I'm fairly extroverted, gotta be with my job47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?I got a pair of balenciaga shoes I wrestle in sometimes48. Can you curl your tongue?I can 49. Are you an innie or an outie?Originally an innie, but hernia surgery kinda fucked it up50. Left or right handed?Right handed51. Are you scared of spiders?Hell no52. Favorite food?Sushi. Definitely sushi.53. Favorite foreign food?...sushi?54. Are you a clean or messy person?I got three kids, what's clean?55. Most used phrased?Yessir

[uwuthority]

Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well

PLEASE DON’T LET THIS FLOP AHHHH

1. What is you middle name? 2. How old are you? 3. When is your birthday? 4. What is your zodiac sign? 5. What is your favorite color? 6. What’s your lucky number? 7. Do you have any pets? 8. Where are you from? 9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12. What was your last dream about? 13. What talents do you have? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 15. Favorite song? 16. Favorite movie? 17. Who would be your ideal partner? 18. Do you want children? 19. Do you want a church wedding? 20. Are you religious? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 24. Baths or showers? 25. What color socks are you wearing? 26. Have you ever been famous? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? 28. What type of music do you like? 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What position do you usually sleep in? 32. How big is your house? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 34. Have you ever fired a gun? 35. Have you ever tried archery? 36. Favorite clean word? 37. Favorite swear word? 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 39. Do you have any scars? 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 41. Are you a good liar? 42. Are you a good judge of character? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 44. Do you have a strong accent? 45. What is your favorite accent? 46. What is your personality type? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 48. Can you curl your tongue? 49. Are you an innie or an outie? 50. Left or right handed? 51. Are you scared of spiders? 52. Favorite food? 53. Favorite foreign food? 54. Are you a clean or messy person? 55. Most used phrased? 56. Most used word? 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 58. Do you have much of an ego? 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 60. Do you talk to yourself? 61. Do you sing to yourself? 62. Are you a good singer? 63. Biggest Fear? 64. Are you a gossip? 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 66. Do you like long or short hair? 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 68. Favorite school subject? 69. Extrovert or Introvert? 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 71. What makes you nervous? 72. Are you scared of the dark? 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 74. Are you ticklish? 75. Have you ever started a rumor? 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 77. Have you ever drank underage? 78. Have you ever done drugs? 79. Who was your first real crush? 80. How many piercings do you have? 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ 82. How fast can you type? 83. How fast can you run? 84. What color is your hair? 85. What color is your eyes? 86. What are you allergic to? 87. Do you keep a journal? 88. What do your parents do? 89. Do you like your age? 90. What makes you angry? 91. Do you like your own name? 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? 94. What are you strengths? 95. What are your weaknesses? 96. How did you get your name? 97. Were your ancestors royalty? 98. Do you have any scars? 99. Color of your bedspread? 100. Color of your room?

[dudewheresmynug]

I’m bored so please send some questions my way c:

[sam0an-warri0r]

I woke up with two adults and three kids piled on top of me this morning.

[sam0an-warri0r]

If anyone wants to talk, hit me up at thercmanempire. I’m bored as hell. 

[sam0an-warri0r]

The one good thing about all this is that all my shows are at WWE’s Performance Center and I only gotta drive like three hours to work.

[desrtemo]

I can’t believe I’m stuck in quarantine with a man who just shot gun 2 beers to prove a point to me.

[sam0an-warri0r]

And I’ll shotgun another two if I have to. Gladly. Actually I might do it anyway.

[desrtemo]

I’m gonna pour water on your face when you’re sleeping. 

[sam0an-warri0r]

I'll get Ty and Jo to both pout at you.