Kaltxì! si nga plltxe na'vi?

My name is Sam. Sam, I am, and I don't like green eggs and ham. I'm a junior at McKinley, or I will be when school starts again. Hopefully I'll be on the football team too. I moved here from Texas, and I'm still getting used to the place. It's kind of the same and totally different all at once.

[meelo]

Young Justice mentors and protégés.

[tabulatara]

I feel like I know you a lot better now, too. I think that… your siblings are very lucky to have you as a brother, Sam. It’s good you’re excited, I think most people get that way. I’m sure it will be… memorable.

[sam3po]

Thanks, Tara. I still hope you find something you'll liked to do for Halloween. I know not everyone likes to do the same things, but maybe you'll find something. You deserve to have some fun too.

[snixxontop]

That was a horrible nap.

[snixxontop]

Whatever, that Hummel loser whines too much.

You got no crap from that Karofsky moron? I’m surprised.

Ugh. Gross.

[sam3po]

You should come next week. You'll see it's not so bad.

No, maybe he's been busy. I didn't stop to ask him, but I think that's what the club is for.

[hiddleston-daily]

[snixxontop]

That was a horrible nap.

[snixxontop]

Yeah. Sick.

Kurt has a club? Is it that weird, queer club? Makes sense.

Ugh. I actually like chicken nuggets.

[sam3po]

I hope you feel better.

It's not weird. It's pretty fun. We just sit there and talk, plus there's snacks.

Tough day to miss. Bet they'll be back to sloppy joe's tomorrow.

[snixxontop]

That was a horrible nap.

Now I’m in a really crappy mood.

What did I miss at school today? Anything important?

[sam3po]

I was wondering where you were today. Home sick? 

You missed a bunch of learning, a meeting for Kurt's club, and chicken nugget day in the cafeteria. 

[beentherestakedthat-deactivated]

I noticed a few teenagers camping outside my building and talking about how I was going to stab my house mate, yes. I am one with the sane, really. Faith and I have a rocky history at best, but I don’t stab people who don’t deserve it. Besides, I have a job to worry about.

[sam3po]

I told Artie that we should have hid in the bushes more. What'd she do that made you stab her the first time? I still can't say that I understand much of any of this, but as long as you're not going to do it again, I guess I don't really have any reason to follow you around any more.

[succuquinn]

If I get sucked in, you’re going to be held personally responsible for my disappearance. 

Huh. Are the clones played by twins?

Well, I’m aiming for getting someone else to be king. I’m not exactly jumping at the chance to affiliate myself with him in any way. Obviously I’ll be voted queen, but there are guys who are just as eligible as Finn to be on the court. That’s kind of limiting. At least they trust you enough to borrow it when they’re not using it.

[sam3po]

I tried to warn you. At least I'll know where to tell people to look for you.

That's the thing, it's this one girl and she's unbelievable. I thought there had to be more than one of her. She plays them all so different that you can't even tell it's all her, but it is! I had to look it up myself to make sure.

Good plan. I bet you can do it. Then you won't have to worry about it being awkward, and you can just enjoy it all with no history involved. It sure can be, but we make it work. Hopefully soon I'll have enough to get one that's all mine.

[seerbrittany-deactivated2013101]

I failed my math test.

[seerbrittany-deactivated2013101]

I had a good weekend, better than most I guess. I danced most of the time.

[sam3po]

That sounds like fun to me. So are you feeling better about everything? 

[succuquinn]

You make it sound like a drug. Like a public library, but for shows and movies. …Do they have documentaries? Is that the prison one, or the one that nobody will tell me what it’s about?

I think it’s that way for all of McKinley. Me, being the head cheerleader, Finn, being the quarterback and football captain… people look up to us. Or… they look up to him and me. Oh? I thought you owned a truck?

[sam3po]

It's that addicting! It is like that only everyone could have the same book if they wanted. They have everything. You're getting sucked in aren't you? It's happening. The second one. It's about a bunch of clones that had no idea they were and who did it. It is kinda hard to explain, but really good.

That does make sense. Future homecoming king and queen, huh? Hope that's not weird for you both if it happens. I share it with my dad. Or my mom if she needs it. It's not so bad when they're not busy at same time, but it'd be cool not to always have to double check to make sure.

[succuquinn]

I don’t know, I’ve always been the get outside and do something or sit on the sofa and read type. Although Santana’s been pushing Orphan is the New Black and… Orange Black, something. 

I don’t really worry about it. I’m the captain, so it’s not like they have a choice to accept me or not. Which they do, anyway. Every year at least one new girl doesn’t attend the homecoming party because they think that they shouldn’t if the captain isn’t. That takes dedication just to earn some extra money. 

[sam3po]

That is probably a much better way to be. Stay away from Netflix if you don't want that to change! Orphan Black is so good though. You should maybe listen to her on that one at least.

They really like to follow the leader on there, huh? At least it all works out for you and no one bothers you for it. Yeah, I try to do what I can. Maybe one day soon I'll be able to buy myself a car.

[snixxontop]

Definitely.

Ugh. Did you have to mention Schnozberry?

Now I wanna hurl.

[sam3po]

She's the one who knows all the songs. I wouldn't have if I knew it'd make you sick though. We'll just have to stick to the two star songs I could think up on my own.

[seerbrittany-deactivated2013101]

I failed my math test.

[seerbrittany-deactivated2013101]

Word! So what’s new? what have you been up to?

[sam3po]

School, homework, football, work, sleeping, eating, watching tv... I think that covers most of it. How about you? Did you have a good weekend?

[snixxontop]

Maybe if they became part of the weekend, it’d be better.

I guess. I don’t of many songs about them, though.

[sam3po]

That would be the best way to do it. 2 days compared to 5 is way too big a difference. The weekend should have Monday.

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and hmmm Star Spangled Banner. There's some about falling stars and shooting stars and being a star. I bet Rachel would have a whole list to give.

[succuquinn]

I don’t know if I’d be able to handle Netflix if I can’t even control myself over a single box set. Considering how long everyone who’s been keeping up with the show since the beginning had to wait, I think so too.

Actually, it’s every party that I miss. I’m not much of a keg stand and beer pong kind of girl. I can enjoy some drinks, obviously, but I have limits. You’re working too? Then you deserve that end of the day Netflix marathon. 

[sam3po]

But think of all the great shows that you could be watching.  You were smart to wait and watch it all. You hardly had to suffer without it for any time at all. You're going to be stuck after season four is done. You'll have to find a new one to pass the time. 

There's nothing wrong with that. Not everyone has to like the same things. Maybe they accept that about you. I do when I can. It's hard to find the time during the week, but weekends I can normally manage. That's what I tell myself too, because I know I should probably sleep.

[seerbrittany-deactivated2013101]

I failed my math test.

[seerbrittany-deactivated2013101]

We can figure it out together.

[sam3po]

Teamwork, right? We definitely can.

[snixxontop]

That’s not very logical, Sam. Though, I suppose it’d mean less days before the weekend. And that can only be a good thing.

That’s really all stars are good for.

[sam3po]

But it'd be so much better if it could work that way. I guess I'm just stuck with them. 

They can do other things like point directions or have songs written about them.