Sam

[bob-belcher]

Legally Blonde (2001)

[arianagrandeofficial]

Me: “I don’t want to drink as much tonight… I think I’m just going to have a shot or a simple cocktail..”

Me 10 tequila shots later:

[part-time-soulmate]

i heard u were sad so here are a bunch of piping plover chicks

look at ‘em

look

at

these

lil

fluffballs

on stilts

[stability]

[zacefronsbf]

[gingersofficial]

FUCK👏🏻ME👏🏻UP👏🏻

[norewardisworththis]

[deadcharlieandhisorchestra-deac]

Bug, help me be more like you

[ashestoashesjc]

the true genderfluid icon

[afrodesiacworldwide]

“She’s gorgeous ” 🌸😊😍🌺

[kimreesesdaughter]

This baby is the only thing that matters.

[mandysmoodboard]

Important

[lizzz-xo]

she’s adorable

[fangirlshideout]

[shanemichael]

It’s fucking red.

[stupidfuckingdumbfuckingbearname]

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

[ivsaur]

Credit to Drag Race Supercuts

[tw1nkpass1ng-deactivated2019121]

Bring back OG untucked plz

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”

like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

one time I misjudged how steep a “hill” was and proceeded to slide down the slope of a cliff for a full half minute and hit the bottom unscathed.

then I tripped on the stairs on my way to see Neon Genesis Evangelion and shattered my entire kneecap.

[apetemoss]

We have god mode or one hit K/O no in between

[veryfunnymemes]

[24ozsteak]

me: i need to save money

me: (gets paycheck)

me:

[midaete]

It’s Tom Holland I’m dead

[upallnightogetloki]

I really wanna see him do ballet in the spider suit now

[randomthingsthatilike1]

ZENDAYA’S F A C E

[taikaze]

PEOPLE THAT CAN DO FOUETTES WITHOUT POINTE SHOES SCARE ME OK

[trollitics]

to: donald trump

from: literaly everyone 

[ivsaur]

When u tryna bop to Greedy but realize that Ru ruined the song for you:

[katya-petrovna-zamolodchikova]

[sandandglass]