What The Hell Is Going On

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” - Douglas Adams

[starryfictionalgirl]

It writes…the pencil fucking WRITES!!!

[thedragonemperess]

I thought this was plastic at first so I was super confused as to why OP was freaking out over the fact that it writes

But then I realized

Oh

It's the chocolate guy

[whitmerule]

the chocolate guy has attained too much power

[thebellaicon]

Don't mind me. I'm manifesting. Shit is real here and I'm just opening my hands to receive it.

Oh, you go ahead and claim it too. We can get money together, boo.

[catchymemes]

Local council called out on Twitter

[missanthropicprinciple]

Maximum levels of petty.

[astrodidact]

I HAVE NO SYMPATHY WHATSOVER.

TAX THE SHIT OUT OF THIS IDIOT & BEZOS.

Elon Musk rips Democrats' billionaire tax plan that could slap him with a $10 billion annual bill

"Eventually, they run out of other people's money and then they come for you," Musk tweeted at the senator who just drafted a new billionair

Elon Musk is now worth more than ExxonMobil

Elon Musk is rapidly approaching a net worth of $300 billion, as Tesla's market cap soars past $1 trillion. That's enough to surpass one of

[ralfmaximus]

He made $25 billion yesterday, so his proposed tax bill would be for 3.2 hours of his time.

[everythingfox]

“This smart kitty would like to show you what he learned”

(Source)

[foreveralone-lyguy]

I like to slip subliminal messages go out with me into all of my text posts

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

i don’t want to date i want to form a reluctant friendship with someone seemingly incompatible with me and over several years form a profound bond and realize in the middle of a particularly vulnerable 3 AM conversation that i’ve fallen madly and irrevocably in love

[radicalposture]

Ursula K. Le Guin, The Child and the Shadow, 1974

[catchymemes]

[beamingsuggestion]

here’s to a september full of comfort and new experiences

[tikkety-tok]

She should show up at events where Prince Charles is. Give him a scare 💅 Watch to the end for the result!

[mon-t-real]

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

my hole smells like rotten eggs

[sike101-deactivated20220301]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Podcast host: so what's your take on this

Guest with a shitty mic who is also driving: well cnchdhdh sjdjsjjssh fjcjjdjd djjd jdksjajs did sjdjsjjssh #(#+$+#+#)#)"($+38#(#( djsjfjdjehsjs which makes sense becadjsjsjshah #(#+$--$- sksjsjsj $(($$+;$-

Podcast host: right

[everythingfox]

“It’s a good thing he’s cute!”

(via)

[pussylipgloss]

my children: hey mom whats for dinner??

me: oh hunny im serving up looks tonight!

my children: mother we haven’t eaten in days

[distinguishedbaloney]

[ithrowshoesatconservatives]

long-term nuclear waste warning messages + rich people's indoor swimming pools