no one would riot for less

i am a twenty-nine year old queer canadian. passionate about: music, animals (mostly dogs), queer stuff. my name is eilidh, i prefer they/them pronouns. dog blogs is itsybitsyblitz.tumblr.com (and previously spacelulu.tumblr.com).

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♱ MISCELLANEOUS WHIMSIGOTH PNGS ♱

[neptunianfairy]

[neogeopet]

30 years with you 🌈💕🎶☁️🌟

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[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[escuerzoresucitado]

[bakersfield-row]

I’m going to have a fucking breakdown

[germaerobics]

HAAAANK! NO HANK!! THAT'S NOT A BACTERIOPHAGE! THOSE WOULD BE WAY SMALLER THAN A TARDIGRADE! THAT'S A RADIOLARIAN, A TYPE OF UNICELLULAR EUKARYOTIC ORGANISM KNOWN FOR ITS ELABORATE MINERAL SKELETONS! HAAAANK! THAT'S THE WRONG MICROBE!!!

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

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[julipiter]

‘Voyage d’ Hermes‘ by Jean ‘Moebius’ Giraud.

[cogumellow]

under lake huron // kincardine, canada // june 2005 // ©

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[lillytheaspie]

[aberrantemotion]

why is this even a crime? She was selling it to the adults

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.

[depsidase]

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[depsidase]

[lovethythrall]

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[boycritter]

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

[boycritter]

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

[nudityandnerdery]

[androidboy]

most notable times of being hit on by customers:

guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them

old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that

cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out

older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it

dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”

military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat

most notable time a customer did not ask me out:

a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”

[androidboy]