[samanthalane]

if anyone still follows me here or uses this who doesn’t know, I’m trans now lol. 1.5 months hrt. thanks tumblr

[c86]

Hard Lads by Robert Yang

A downloadable masculinity simulator for Windows, macOS, and Linux

[turing-tested]

friendship between lgbt people is so confusing always bc it’s like am i love with you or is it that a lifetime of isolation has driven us to form deeper bonds than our cishet compatriots along with the knowledge that we’re more inclined to cast aside social ettiquite and emotional walls found in cishet friendships because we are so starved for closeness with people who understand and share our identities? wild

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

You say “I’m baby” but you’re not. You are not baby. You are not capable of being baby. You possess neither the limitless potential of baby nor the driving curiosity of baby. You have some similarities. You cannot function on your own. You depend on others for your most basic needs. But where baby eventually outgrows these flaws, you are already hardened by your failures. You will not grow. You are not baby.

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[bigstupiduglyogre]

[gaypitbull]

“i wish i could go on platonic dates with people”

[gaypitbull]

[icyanz]

It’s called a queerplatonic partner.

[dancing-cockroaches]

[corpsebod]

[cishetlessfashion]

Reminder that Isabelle is canonically not straight

[goteveryonewatchinus]

Isabelle is bisexual. Know that.

[ammnontet]

the ultimate weapon

[kristina100000]

[swurp]

[swurp]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

Donald Fagen Was Killed By A Gorilla

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

Donald Fagen of Steely Dan was killed by a gorilla last Wednesday. He was hollering and “"havin’ a cow” over the railing looking at Fat Linus’ gorilla hooters. Funeral was held in the gorilla exhibit while Third World Man played on an hacked Buck Bumble cartridge in a modified N64 connected to a projector that electrocuted 10 people to death later that evening.

[straightboyfriend]

us: yeah it feels like the world is shutting down right now & all of us are suffering & struggling to get food or pay rent & we don’t know when we can work again

celebrities:

[spacepixie-deactivated20230204]

imagine if all our jobs actually mattered n were essential cogs of our community instead of so many being fake shitty jobs made to tryn uphold unimportant things2 create profit for rich ppl. imagine how less soul sucking everything wud b if u knew every job we all did mattered and helped th community instead of so often being pointless :/

[enfantedeluna-deactivated202006]

[netscaper]

cum being farted out

[abercrombee]

[wayneradiotv]

this dog walked on stage during a biden rally and joe had his campaign team bury and seal the dog underground with bricks. this is SO fucked up, are some of you really voting for this ‘nice guy’?

[pissvortex]