[catscenter]

[prideprejudce]

the parallel park one FUCK

[mrloveballad]

The parallel park and the dog one took me out!!! 😂

[gaaazee-deactivated20190310]

[pietriarchy]

from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe

[nadhie]

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

[nadhie]

apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining

“he can’t raise his kid over his head”

[wakingfromthewater]

I want it

[crockpotcauldron]

okay but have you considered

[imaginarylock]

quality content

[thorinobsessed]

Extreme quality

[janetbrown711]

@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

[squorkal]

[beckie-letitia-deactivated20210]

This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

[ruinedchildhood]

[cashewcream-deactivated20170602]

me about me: is she okay

[binshalhoub-deactivated20211110]

this year tried to kill me but im still here bitch

[cursedcatimages]

munch

[thebootydiaries]

“aw that sucks :(”

— me as a professional therapist  (via done)

[africant]

[mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml-deactivate]

u gotta skrt skrt before u get hrt hrt

[kristina100000]

fuck this shit imma just sit here

[youngvitality]

🤣🤣🤣 when he tell you to sit on his face 😩

[kristina100000]

[pdlcomics]

Did You

[darkphotographs]

Dark

[ruin-u]