take me to church —

sam evans. twenty. theater major. nyapa

[bowtieandersons]

samblvd:

Good thing you have your loving boyfriend to look after you.

[samblvd-blog]

This is true, but you shouldn't have to, ya know? Wouldn’t want you to get sick, too, babe.

[samblvd-blog]

Being sick as a dog is hard work when you're trying to binge-watch Game of Thrones and keep up with your studies at the same damn time. What have ya’ll been up to?

[lqfabray-blog]

samblvd:

I guess I really shouldn’t have expected much. But still! You’re supposed to be a city boy now. 

[samblvd-blog]

Tryin’ to be, but I’m still not really used to it. I miss home a lot, you know? Country’s in my blood, the city’s just another stop on the way to me being on the big screen.

[lqfabray-blog]

samblvd:

Sam Evans you are officially freaking me out! This country talk is making me think badly of you.

[samblvd-blog]

I’m a country boy, whaddaya expect, Fabray?

[lqfabray-blog]

samblvd:

Maybe you should work on getting yourself something to eat before I have to hear about you compare what Tim McGraw album is the best or something worse than that.

[samblvd-blog]

Listen, we all know Not a Moment Too Soon is the best McGraw album, but if you wanna talk incredible Country artists, lets talk Kenny Chesney.

[teddybeatrice]

samblvd:

It’s called Vanishing Girls!  It’s not really scary so much as it is, like… eerie, I guess, but the ending wasn’t nearly as fulfilling as I hoped it would have been, so I think this all just ended more in disappointment than it did anything else.

[samblvd-blog]

You know, if you're into really awesome novels with eerie undertones, you should check out Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk or The Child Thief by Brom. I think you’d really like them and the endings are damn insane. You definitely won’t be disappointed.

[misssrachelbarbra]

samblvd:

I’m sure there’s a ton of more sayings. Anyhow, how have you been?

[samblvd-blog]

I’ve been good--really good, actually. I’ve been keeping busy, you know? With all my extra-curriculars and my studying, I barely have time to do anything else but sleep, shower and read. What about you?

[nyapaclarington]

samblvd:

You and your sayings, Evans. Can’t say I miss them all that much, though. You could, you know, make better use of your time and study instead.

[samblvd-blog]

You don’t have to say it, Clarington; I already know that you do. Eh, I’ve been studying. I do a lot of it, believe it or not. Like, I barely even have time to eat. Hows the new apartment coming along?

[misssrachelbarbra]

samblvd:

I think we were together long enough that I’ve heard them all already…

[samblvd-blog]

Um--yeah, right. Still more, though. Southern sayings are never ending, Berry.

[teddybeatrice]

People really need to make sure and remind me that it’s not a good idea to read thrillers or novels with creepy premises this late at night.  Because now I’m too far in to necessarily stop, but I also know that sleep is definitely not going to be a thing on the To-Do List for the night . Yikes. (SIDE NOTE: When a review on a slipcover tells you to “read this with the lights on,” that is absolutely not the sort of thing that you should strictly take at face value.  Trust me.)

[teddybeatrice]

[samblvd-blog]

Alright, alright -- I get that it’s like, super scary and everything, but what’s it called because I have zero fear and you just made me want to read.

[misssrachelbarbra]

samblvd:

“As hungry as a tick on a turnip”… Is that what they say in the south?

[samblvd-blog]

It’s the clean version, yeah. Trust me, there are worse sayings, but you couldn't handle ‘em, homegirl.

[lqfabray-blog]

samblvd:

I don’t I have ever heard of a the saying tick on a turnip. That has to be the most Southern thing you’ve said on here.

[samblvd-blog]

Really? I didn't even notice. Well, what can I say, Q? Being hungry just brings out my roots.

[samblvd-blog]

Greetings, loved ones. Not only am I bored, but I’m also as hungry as a tick on a turnip. With that being said, normally I take donations of cool ranch Doritos or cheese enchiladas, but I’ll settle for some good ole’ fashioned conversation instead.

[bowtieandersons]

samblvd:

You have to say that, you know. I’m not entirely sure what happened but it just started smoking and yeah, it wasn’t pretty. Cooper gave me the microwave though so I think it’s entirely his fault. Okay, Sam… Please can you come and look at it?

[samblvd-blog]

Nope, nuh-uh, I don't have to say anything, Bee. I say it ‘cause I mean it; so... deal with it, brohan. Oh, right-- totally, its totally Cooper’s fault. Wow, you didn't even put up a fight. Adorable. Yeah, anything for my favorite guy.

[directorsmythe]

I always knew I’d be happy to get out of the dorms, but I still underestimated how much better it’d be to have my own place. Hunter and I have about four items of furniture total so far and it still beats living in NYAPA’s pathetic excuse for a dormroom any day.

[samblvd-blog]

Dude, congratulations. I found a dead rat outside of my dorm room last night, which really isn't anything I’m not used to, but it was still disgusting. Where in the city are ya'll staying anyway?

[bowtieandersons]

samblvd:

Yes, I do. Hmm, you are good with your hands, Sam. Maybe you should come look at it because it’s definitely broken. Oops?

[samblvd-blog]

You're cute, you know that? I mean, how does one break a microwave trying to cook rice? Ridiculous. Yeah -- don’t worry, I’ll come take a look at it, but only if you say please.

[bowtieandersons]

samblvd:

It’ll be awesome. We’re gonna be stars, Sam, and we’ll be amazing. Uh… Let’s not talk about the microwave. It’s not looking pretty.

[samblvd-blog]

You really think so? I mean... I have like, no doubt about you, but--you know. Oh good God, did you break it? Well, I am pretty good with my hands. I could come take a look at it, if ya want, Bee.