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[secondbeatsongs]

[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid

this is one of my favorite videos on the internet, and it kills me that the source has been silenced by youtube’s copyright system, so I’m putting it here!

I have seen a version of this on tumblr before, but the audio in that one is just a little bit off because that person edited it back in themselves

but today, I am proud to present the original video, sent to me by Crispy Crungy, who gave me permission to upload it here and share it with you all!

enjoy!

[stainedglasssqurriel]

I love this description. It reads like a dedication speech for an art museum. Like we’re all witnesses to this video being interred in the Met. Preserving these things is important, and they really captured that.

[grasswrym]

this was revealed to me in a dream

[tibby-art]

couldnt stop thinking about this post sorry

[lectern-fullcauldron]

things I really appreciate about hermitcraft:

I love that the hermits clubbed together to buy tfc a new pc and monitor in 2020, with a massive screen aimed at combatting his migraines and motion sickness

I love that cubfan has Joe Hills twitch emotes as part of his collection. Joe won't sign a twitch contract and can't have his own emotes, so cub just made some for his subscribers to play with on Joe's streams

I love that Keralis keeps sending computer mice and other gear to the other hermits whenever they mention computer problems (because when you own a hardware company, why wouldn't you be your friends' sugar daddy)

I love that Joe has mentioned that grian will resource gather for other hermits off camera in his free time, just because he can

I love that when iskall talked about his hermitcraft downtime, he said that none of the others tried to force him to make a video, they all just popped in and out, offering his various projects they were working on to see if he wanted to join in

I love that the hermits always have lots of advice for each other - whether it be parenting advice for doc, or just in having worked with mumbo since he was 17 and in sixth form college, of talking about tfc's wisdom (and sometimes we even get to learn about tango's washing machine and international taxes)

I love that hermits will take on infrastructure projects, like netherhubs and railways and roads and enderfarms

I love hermits helping hermits

I love stream weekends

I love that some hermits are dedicated enough to neglect their own bases and spend weeks helping out a friend - particularly Cleo, moving into stress' season six castle and Scarland and more to build diorama after diorama.

I love the dedication that the hermits have, and I appreciate how hard they worked for the king arc, the crossover, and the charity stream.

I love the strength of the community when a charity stream comes around.

I love that hermits will rush across the server or panic log in when someone needs help - killing doc's escaped withers, collecting gear, clearing lava after a tactical log out, turning off farms

I love that they offer each other building advice and redstone help (even if it is just scar and iskall being judgy about block choice)

I love scar's first reaction to ever seeing grian in person was 'you're drowning in fans at this convention, I wish I could help you, but we don't know each other yet'

I love Hypno and Joe singing karaoke at minecon in 2012

I love that they do make a wish hermitcraft guests and hermits who can help will be there

I love shared farms and shared resources, and a hermit flying in unprompted to drop off a shulker of that thing you mentioned you needed for no charge

I love hermitcraft as a community

[judas-iscaryot]

hc that joe hills is just a ghost that inhabits a different object/body every hc season. most seasons he has his friend zombiecleo fashion him an approximation of a human body. this season? juppet.

[egregioussly]

man I’m so horribly excited for juppet, you don’t even know

[jamtamart-deactivated20240410]

very very very rough scu!council designs, their god forms at least :]

I would imagine that when on the world they would wear more simple, practical gear, but it would still pay homage to their godly forms. i wanted to tie their looks to the things they were in charge of in the hardest difficulty video :)

but uhh sorry these are so rough, and barely actually resemble any of the Guys, i made this just to get a feel for the designs as i recently realised i had never drawn them so! i wanted to get a feel for them before diving into full illustration

[eliluminado7]

[kiwinatorwaffles]

remember how i looped hermitgang 700+ times last year?

well……. let’s just say….

i won

[kiwinatorwaffles]

IF LOOPING HERMITGANG 3735 TIMES WASNT ENOUGH TO GET ME TO TOP 0.01 WHO THE FUCK WAS CRAZIER THAN ME

[egregioussly]

to be fair, they have a lot of songs- it’s entirely possible that someone just looped Mumbo AFK for the whole year

[stiffyck]

I’m posting the doodle. Spent like 20 fucking minutes looking for this bitch.

Very self indulgent au where scar can turn into a tiny octopus because I love octopi. That is all.

Bonus

[ingapotejtoo]

one day we're gonna get an end update in minecraft <- copium

[redstonedust]

i love redstone tutorials that actually explain the mechanics as they build it. yes king i DO want to know exactly why im placing this slab here. tell me more about spawning spheres. are you single.

[egregioussly]

these types of tutorials are especially helpful when you’re designing your own type of redstone! a while back, I made a color-changing beacon relay, and I hit a wall with it. after failing to figure out the problem for like 20 minutes, I watched a tutorial that explained my mistake. and boom! problem solved, and now I can pretty easily make bigger machines without screwing it up too badly lol

[judas-iscaryot]

forgot i drew this a month ago. anyways it's a joe hills as scrooge from a christmas carol bc it's almost that time of year :D

[kiwinatorwaffles]

etho does this to scare the shit out of his friends but it backfires on him because all of their first thoughts are to poke him in the face

[astronyu]

you are not immune to little guy

[meaniezucchini]

minecrab!!!!

[egregioussly]

minecrab!!!!

[mouse-doubleo100]

was scrolling through gonzos twitter page (as you do), and realised that a lot of the posts sounded like either zedaph or joe hills, so i made these (as you do)

[kiwinatorwaffles]

baldsuma part 3: end my misery

part 1, part 2

[kiwinatorwaffles]

baldsuma part 2: the sequel nobody asked for