Sam

More or less defunct at this point. *tumble weeds roll by*

[stability]

I wish i would’ve thought of this when I was in school

[seriousfic]

It probably really irritates Wonder Woman when the Justice League is getting shot at and she has to do the Robot to block bullets with her bracelets–meanwhile Clark is just standing there, bullets bouncing off his chest. He’s not even wearing armor. His mom just sewed some of his old baby blankets together and he’s making it work.

And she has to lug a shield around just so, like, fucking muskets can’t kill her. Like if someone shoots an arrow at her, she needs to block that, or she’ll die, apparently.

So just off-screen there, picture Superman just casually strolling by. “Hey, you, uh, you need some help there? Wanna stand behind me? I have this cape, it blocks bullets too.”

“No, I’m fine!”

“Okay, if you say so.”

[azureleon]

to be fair:

[1st-1]

[transenbyhollis]

tag urself im the alien lying on a bathroom floor

[cabinporn]

Yurt clad in traditional Kyrgyzstan decor in Wolfville, Nova Scotia. Built by Selene and Alex Cole of Little Foot Yurts

Photo by Mike McGrath / @woodchipsandbeans

[porterr-robinson]

[crystalwitch-in-the-tardis]

Why is this so funny to me?! That mirror’s arc is just hilarious

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

The KEYS… why the hell would i say throw the TV?!

[mockwa]

🎹 🎧 🐾 🌈

[x-file]

this video fucking rules and they can move

[stand-up-gifs]

[replacments24]

We don’t deserve dogs.

[thatgeographychick]

Crackin’ open a cold one with my boy

[fowllanguagecomics]

Because normal is boring. Bonus Panel Get a signed print for your weird family.

[strontosaurus-deactivated201312]

[devilduck]

KICKIN’ JEANS

[theletter27]

@brothersemberfell

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Stairs are tough.

[geniusoflove]

Me: guys i promise i wont get drunk and buy two pounds of clay again Me, after 3 drinks: in joann fabrics going fucking hog wild

[itsagifnotagif]

Dogs are too pure honestly

[samdavidphillips]

I need a dog in my life.

[sixpenceee]

A cat bridge for your house! Who knew.

Created by catastrophicreations.com

[darlingdont666]

Cuuuuute!

[thatsfackedahp-deactivated20160]

I love this

[elizabeths-banks-deactivated201]

Carrie Fisher’s home, from Bright Lights (2016).