samtopia

i luv disney and art

[scorpionlafemme]

[feraligatr]

one day im going to snap and just show this pic to my hairdresser

[feraligatr]

favourite exchange ever on this website btw

[autism69]

: <- a bite mark

[autism69]

easy website

[hiveswap]

me calming down my vampire horse named website

[tik-tok-ify-the-tumblbeast]

[kittydesade]

oh no he died

[cugzarui]

thats not gonna stop him

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[blossposs]

[crispylilworm]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[caats]

[catchymemes]

[narwhalsarefalling]

just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.

[regularlesbian]

me: *takes a long swig from a flask i was carrying in my purse* barkeep: ma'am no outside drinks are permitted me, hoarsely: this is flour

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[catchymemes]

[a-stoopid-person]

@pukicho starting shit on Tumblr dot com

[floridakilo]

the world is low key my oyster idegaf

[plaguedocboi]

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

[theconcealedweapon]

[doubleca5t]

Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

[batsandboba]

just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

[pixelartarchive]

low-poly pixel GameCube!