How about we skip the collateral and get right to the damage?

Carla. Wrestleblogging the girls, the gays and the gay girls. Don't repost my stuff. oddsofffavorite on Ao3

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fuck off WWE I am NOT going back

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they are powerpuff girls-coded TO ME

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NXT 18/07/2023 vs SmackDown 20/03/2026

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MELO WITH BIBLICAL LEVELS OF GREED

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whenever i think it's time to move on from ilja v melo they have another match and i'm left SWEATING by the end of it pheeew

also wade calling them married on commentary and saying wwe should make a 2nd US championship so they can both have one? thats his ship fr

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Melunov pins from SmackDown 20/03/2026 (aka: never beating the allegations)

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#fanfic genre: slow burn

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after years THATS the payoff for wren and charlie?? im giving shawn michaels a full hair transplant just so i can shave him bald again

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CARMELO HAYES I AM BEGGING YOU TO CHILL ON THE PINS

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#on this week's menu: mutual support with a side of angst

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melo and ilja every week:

melo: the challenge is open to you tonight 🥺 ilja: hmm melo: and so are my legs ilja: what melo: what

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oh yall thought i WOULDNT find low-res deep fried samijey crumbs on this segment???? here's jey looking over at sami, realizing they were both dancing to aj's theme and calling out to him to laugh about it, after which sami starts yeeting

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Monday Night RAW 23/02/2026

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ILJA??????????????

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#GENUINELY insane stuff right here

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#presented without context bc it's gayer funnier this way