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http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

tinseltownturkey-deactivated202

this is the kind of content i came here for

loving-women-is-rad

he didnt come to the party because he sees the baby as a future opponent

thecommonchick

OMG! 😂

discreetwithabellyring-deactiva

The plane while I suck his dick in the bathroom:

futureblackwakandan-deactivated

STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff

thebootydiaries

how men b looking at you while revving their engine

sexhaver

xtraordinarymachinemp3

I say we ignore the constitution and the bible and any other kind of social rule system and we just guide ourselves by jasmine masters’ vlogs

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

voicesbyzane

Today I feel like the dad from coraline

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mrdsc1010

Exactly

ourstrangeduet

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me:

peelingmandarins

me replying to messages 10 days late and blaming it on my busy schedule to hide the fact that my depression has me thinking simple correspondence is an actual workload:

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dahmersbeer

the Drake and Millie situation? why is this being allowed to happen. I know it happens all over the world but here - right in the public eye it’s happening and nobody is thinking anything of it??? Or are turning a blind fucking eye??

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