Live And Let Live ✌🏽

Nurse in the Sunshine State ☀️🏥

[maybesomaybeno]

Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.

[runsleepygirl-deactivated201410]

This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr

[runswithshears-deactivated20140]

The death of a heart.

[homotology]

I’ve got to share this again…people need to experience this.

[emergencyroomgays]

200 MG of Ibuprofen

[iheartmirandakerr]

[himadesune]

No

[youlovelylilshit]

@xblair11 😂😂😂

[moan-s]

[sarcasticbabywhispererjess]

Who is up for the next admission?

[sarcasticbabywhispererjess]

My patient is a total asshole, but I still have to do q1h neuro checks...

[moan-s]

[sammmyelise]

Okay, but what's your EMERGENCY?

Patient: I'm having abdominal pain.

Nurse: When did it start?

Patient: 4 months ago.

Nurse: And what was different today that brought you to the emergency room?

Patient: I had the day off.

[lesbiantiana]

“what’s your favorite position in bed?”

 near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging

[thefrizzkid-deactivated20220425]

[aubernutter-deactivated20170607]

Women poop out rainbows and butterflies right?

We poop out the souls of angry men

[awwww-cute]

[licensetomurse-deactivated20200]

When a patient who is a tough stick asks you to get the doctor to start the IV

[pnwnurse]

Giving report back to the nurse you got report from

[foodcravings]