life is absurd

..and so aren't i.. this is my blog because I am bored.. and i feel like i can't be honest with anyone so instead i'll be honest with everyone.. i believe in the golden rule.. ask me anything.. tell me anything.. I smoke weed 🌲🌲🌲 26. Libra. Confused. nsfw. add me on snapchat @jammysean

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Mic drop.

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(source)

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@weed-breath had really cute polaroids 📷 @eccedentesiastfoxx @princessmoonbunnii @kawaiiganjakween @sammysmokesalot 😍

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1977 © Masayoshi Sukita | snapgalleries.com

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Illustrator Lili Chin’s adorable series Dogs of the World illustrates 192 breeds of dogs grouped according to geographical origin.

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More:

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tbh i never wanted this post to end

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Dogs of the world

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Amazing

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i would kill to live in a small home with no financial worries

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grow my own vegetables. some medicinal herbs. what more do you need

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A cat

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a cat.

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Just as the phrase “what the entire fuck” implies the existence of fractional fucks, the phrase “what the absolute fuck” implies the existence of both positive and negative fucks (or else there would be no need for an absolute value operation). Taken together with the phrase “what the actual fuck” (which implies the existence of imaginary fucks), we may thus conclude that fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field.

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My byebye blunt

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i may just be blazed but… the smoke says love

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HOLY FUCK

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it does omg I SEE IT

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I will always love this picture of loaf 💕

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🍃💎

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The sun makes this so pretty ☀️

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I want to do things with my life but I also want to bury myself in a forest and let the moss grow over me so where does that leave us

[me-owjuana]

i want a blunt and cuddles 🍼🐻😞

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via http://imgur.com/gallery/x5mE5

Original: http://william-snekspeare.tumblr.com/

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Never will these not be cute.

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One of my all time favourite things I’ve seen tumblr

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we shortly interrupt your regular shitposting program with these reptiles

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This made me so happy

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Time for my fourth giveaway! 

This time around there will be two winners who will each win a new bong, 3 packs of rolling papers, some inscense as well as lighters, screens and some other small items that are not pictured! 

~ How to enter ~

Make sure you’re following me - I wanna thank my followers for their continued support over the years and I will be posting updates regarding the giveaway

You must be 18+ to enter with your age displayed in your bio on your tumblr. If I don’t see it you will be blocked and banned from any other giveaways I may host in the future

Reblog this post to enter, likes count towards an entry. 3 entries per day maximum - please do not spam your followers

Giveaway blogs cannot enter, sideblogs can be used to enter however I must be notified of your main URL so I can check to see if you’re following.

All blogs entering must be active (this includes side blogs)

Please do not add any commentary to this post, it’s already a long one. 

This giveaway is open internationally. Winners will be randomly selected using a random number generator. The giveaway will end when I reach 20k followers, I am starting the giveaway with 17.1k.

If you have any questions feel free to ask, here is a link to my inbox!

[artislove-artislife]

My Glass Giveaway!

So I decided to give some of my glass away as well as some other rad goods! 😁 p.s.- this is not affiliated with tumblr!

Here are the RULES!

You must be following me @artislove-artislife

Must be over 18

No giveaway blogs (I’ll be checking all of the above)

You must be willing to provide your name, address or p.o. box info

I will only ship in the US (otherwise the winner pays out of country shipping)

Each reblog and like counts as an entry, 3 extra entries if you follow my IG @Little_Miss_Kenedy but you must message me on tumblr telling me your IG URL!

If the winner does not respond in 24 hrs a new winner will be chosen! Soooorryyy.

Okay and finally what’s included:

One two perc bong (previously used by me)

One carbcap and one dabber/carbcap combo

One chillum

One pipe

One phunky feel tip (roor glass tip for joints)

Two pendants

One weed leaf pipe bag

A santacruz shredder, two piece grinder with stickers

Hemp wick and matches

Two mini lighters

Raw cones and hemp wraps

Incense and sage

One weed nug pin

One silicone mouth piece for bongs

And six prints of my art 😊

Winner will be announced Nov. 20th so you will get it by Christmas 🎁

Please be respectful of the rules, dont spam your poor followers and no negativity! Let’s make this a positive chance to win some goodies!! ✌💖

Good Luck!

[artislove-artislife]

Dont forget to enter my giveaway! I’m constantly adding new things! I want some of the stuff to be a surprise 😜👌

[artislove-artislife]

I literally just added some kickass stuff to the giveaway pile so dont miss out!

[yourlovelymonstrosity]

~ yourlovelymonstrosity 2k bong giveaway ~

1 randomly selected winner will get 1 new bong – exact piece chosen upon winning (images are just for show) – sent directly to them from an online seller! (Keeping it open allows the winner more choice & me to save money on shipping if they live far away from me).

Knowing me there will be some extra goodies sent your way too! (maybe some stickers if you choose a sticker-able bong…? ;) 

This is a thank you to my followers, so: -mbf me -tag me in your original content: #yourlovelymonstrosity -reblog my original content: #mine / #moi  -if reblogged on secondary account, dm me your main -follow my instagram (spaced_out_nerd)

& -no giveaway blogs or bots -do not tag as giveaway or similar -strictly 18+ ONLY -1 reblog=1 entry -Ends: HALLOWEEN 2018 23:59 GMT

Optional/For extra entries (dm me if you do any of these): -follow/show some love to the winners of my last 2 giveaways @kilogonewild / @cherrysodap0p -follow me on twitter / instagram -add me on snapchat (only if i like you/your content) >> dm for username -get my attention by tagging me in your lovely original content! #yourlovelymonstrosity (if I see you enough your total entries will be doubled)

>not affiliated with brand of product eventually purchased for winner, tumblr, or anything else for that matter – affiliated only with spreading love & good vibes<

>permalink for most up-to-date version of this post<

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Keep reblogging until you go to sleep tonight!! I’m in the UK (at least 4 hours ahead of most of you) so I’ll pick a winner in the morning 👻 Hope everyone’s having a fab Halloween night! 💀

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12:00-ish noon GMT Thursday Nov. 1st: About to close it up! FINAL ENTRIES!!!

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13:30 GMT Thursday Nov. 1st: About to close it up! FINAL ENTRIES!!!