Samoberting

he/him

[meladoodle]

Hey welcome to my blog

lower your expectations immediately

[mememuseumofhistory]

[ms-anomalous]

Fazbear Frights RWQ is crazy, because it'll invade your dreams, sew itself to your spine, replace your regular shadow, gain power with time by feeding on your anger, and torment you... all because you cheated at a game of Hide & Seek. Like dude, I don't like cheaters either, but it is not that serious😭

[simplefanatic]

Can you draw any Kralsusie? They are my whole world and I need more of them 🥺🥺🥺

But if not that's okay too ^^

Was gonna leave dis 4 tomorrow but i got this idea nd i needed 2 do it,, all my personal headcanons lol

[an-artistic-failure]

Beep boop

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[aceseiyah]

At least they got their priorities straight.

Bonus:

[chloesimaginationthings]

You won’t die just yet in FNAF Michael Afton,,

[cheezydraws]

dressup

[chloesimaginationthings]

Scrap baby trying to live by Elizabeth in FNAF,,

[gorryb]

Eyes

pov: they're looking at you

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

considering how many times a villain has kidnapped mj and publicly announced 'spiderman I have the woman you love' you'd think.....someone would look into her personal life a little?

[friendlybatteringram]

People do the research and dig up the name Peter Parker and just think “Oh no fuckin way she’d go for that loser.”

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

they find out he's the spiderman photographer at the bugle and everyone's like "oh my God it all makes sense now. the spiderman smear campaign is because he's banging this guy's wife"

[lostinhistory]

Wake up babe, new octopus just dropped

He's such a little guy!

[stupid-twink-girl]

[villainessbian]

This is how I feel about people who can see more than 2 colours in a rainbow still having place for hate in their heart

[alittlemonstersart]

i couldnt help it i need her happy :33

[joeemaru]

HELLO THANK YOU FOR 200 FOLLOWERS!!!🥹🥹🥹

hi guys 200 seems like a lot so i wanted to chica post for da occasion ok? thank u i love u everyone thank u for support i appreciate it a lot. 🩷🩷🩷🩷

roxica thanks you guys also

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

"only a poor artisan blames his tools" is such bullshit, in almost every imaginable line of work the quality of the tools you have access to plays a massive role in the quality of the end product, sometimes in excess of the role played by individual skill! For example, some people have to code in javascript